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#9061 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 02:17 PM

Rollies are cool now man


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Posted 25 June 2019 - 02:26 PM

Females chewing on gum,is there a worse sight?Should be made to clean It aff the pavements by picking it up wee their teeth.🙋
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Posted 25 June 2019 - 02:32 PM

Got to say now in my late 30's after smoking since 13 that its a fucking revolting habit and I only do it when im drinking thesedays when it magically becomes good again. Duty free marlboro lights fae my Polish comrades keeps it going. £12 per pack can suck my ball sack. £1.19 for 10 regals when I started.


Bet you've got teeth like a mechanics fingernails.

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#9064 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 03:11 PM

Females chewing on gum,is there a worse sight?Should be made to clean It aff the pavements by picking it up wee their teeth.🙋


Females smoking...in fact females smoking rollies. Whilst drinking a pint. Fuck off you hairy armpitted cows.
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#9065 OFFLINE   BWG

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 03:12 PM

If they're OK looking and like a pint, then I find it an attractive proposition.

 

If they're a munter, then they're just trying too hard and can GTF.  That's just a fact in my opinion.


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Posted 25 June 2019 - 03:20 PM

If they're OK looking and like a pint, then I find it an attractive proposition.

If they're a munter, then they're just trying too hard and can GTF. That's just a fact in my opinion.


Ach I'd still ride it but an 'attractive proposition' is pretty strong.

Want to add birds trying to get involved talking about football. Fuck off also.
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#9067 OFFLINE   Simply Red

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 08:48 PM

Bet you've got teeth like a mechanics fingernails.

No offence.

Miraculously ive got gnashers Eddie Murphy would be happy with. I Sound like Rockys pal Mickey tho. Was never really a heavy fag smoker. Heavy on the soapbar for years tho.
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#9068 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 09:00 PM

You'll have clean hands and armpits too then.

Well played Sir.

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Posted 25 June 2019 - 10:39 PM

Females smoking...in fact females smoking rollies. Whilst drinking a pint. Fuck off you hairy armpitted cows.


Females that partake in class A drug taking. A real turn off for me.
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Posted 25 June 2019 - 10:53 PM

^ Ach, birds that know their shit, I don't mind them.

Impressionable young birds who message asking you to sort them out? No fucking way. Not a chance. But if you can handle it, I enjoy any company.

Last week JW and I had a bird there for a few days and she more than held her own.


But I know what you mean

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#9071 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 26 June 2019 - 05:43 PM

Goats aside I’m getting the impression I should hit her


Don’t even think about hitting the goat!
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Posted 26 June 2019 - 05:58 PM

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Posted 26 June 2019 - 06:36 PM

Females that partake in class A drug taking. A real turn off for me.


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Posted 26 June 2019 - 07:29 PM

Other than shit photos?
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Posted 26 June 2019 - 07:31 PM

Women who won't take a telling. 

 

Wife needed a monitor for her laptop, so I go and get her one. 

 

she plonks it precariously on a tiny table and I tell her to not put the monitor on a tiny table. 

 

Later it falls off the table. 

 

It's not broken, luckily... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table. 

 

She puts it back on the tiny table. 

 

Later it falls off. 

 

Fortunately it's not broken... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table. 

 

She puts it back on the tiny fucking table.

 

The fucking Roomba flies at it and knocks it off. 

 

This time it's fucking broken. 

 

End of story. 


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Posted 26 June 2019 - 07:55 PM

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#9077 OFFLINE   daytripping

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Posted 26 June 2019 - 08:14 PM

Particularly ones standing there with their drip attached. Why?

 

Whooooah!! I did that many times when my operation kept getting pushed back, nae my fault I was hooked up to a drip, I'm a nicotine addict with both sides of my jaw broken, you'd grudge me a smoke!!  :laughing:

 

Folk used to get to smoke in their beds in hospital, no one is going to die walking past someone blazing up outside. 

 

Live and let live brother. Even if the person on the drip is dying of something, let them have a smoke, jesus, hospital is bad enough and boring enough as it is.


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Posted 26 June 2019 - 09:35 PM

Whooooah!! I did that many times when my operation kept getting pushed back, nae my fault I was hooked up to a drip, I'm a nicotine addict with both sides of my jaw broken, you'd grudge me a smoke!! :laughing:

Folk used to get to smoke in their beds in hospital, no one is going to die walking past someone blazing up outside.

Live and let live brother. Even if the person on the drip is dying of something, let them have a smoke, jesus, hospital is bad enough and boring enough as it is.

Folk undergoing treatment for cancer deserve to get in and out of a hospital without breathing in someones smoke. Ditto kids. If patients need to smoke do it on the roof or somewhere knowone has to breath it in.
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Posted 26 June 2019 - 09:44 PM

Folk undergoing treatment for cancer deserve to get in and out of a hospital without breathing in someones smoke. Ditto kids. If patients need to smoke do it on the roof or somewhere knowone has to breath it in.

 

A large majority of cancer sufferers will be out there having a puff with the smokers, in the Allan Carr stop smoking book he says he'd never seen so many smokers as were outside the leading cancer hospital in England somewhere, it's an addiction. No one will catch it by walking by, bit like an aids clinic.

 

Btw Safer having a shit in the public toilets in the former.


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Posted 26 June 2019 - 10:14 PM

Women who won't take a telling.

Wife needed a monitor for her laptop, so I go and get her one.

she plonks it precariously on a tiny table and I tell her to not put the monitor on a tiny table.

Later it falls off the table.

It's not broken, luckily... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table.

She puts it back on the tiny table.

Later it falls off.

Fortunately it's not broken... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table.

She puts it back on the tiny fucking table.

The fucking Roomba flies at it and knocks it off.

This time it's fucking broken.

End of story.


Sure it wasn't a stool?
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#9081 OFFLINE   Dusk( 2 Stars )Don

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Posted 26 June 2019 - 10:34 PM

I don't have any pets to hate
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#9082 OFFLINE   The Buzzard

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Posted 26 June 2019 - 10:50 PM

Rickie Fowler’s moustache and mullet. What a fucking mess.
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Posted 27 June 2019 - 07:31 AM

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Posted 27 June 2019 - 11:11 AM

Pet Hates:=

 

 

Toilet roll holders that you have to spend time trying to get the end of the roll, the ones you find in commercial or public places, flecking trying to get the next bit of toilet paper, fishing about with your hand.

Drivers Tailgate Bloomin Drivers that expect they have the right to speed and for you to pull into the left hand lane to let them through.

 

Drivers Who Overtake you and then turn left

 

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Posted 27 June 2019 - 11:25 AM

Females chewing on gum,is there a worse sight?Should be made to clean It aff the pavements by picking it up wee their teeth.

 

Neil Lennon chewing on gum?


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Posted 27 June 2019 - 12:09 PM

Im one of these wankers who listen to talksport in the office (until Jim White comes on and I nip to the bog to self-harm) every sportsman on it uses the word 'listen' a lot and it drives me fucking mental.

 

eg. 'Listen, im not saying im not clinically retarded im just your average footballer'

 

I am listening you cunt, don't tell me to listen, i'll decide you fucking mongoloid.


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Posted 27 June 2019 - 12:11 PM

Talksport is fucking garbage. Jam Packed full of detestable cunts.
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Posted 27 June 2019 - 12:12 PM

I've seen Talksport Scotland when scrolling the Dab channels, that any good?
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Posted 27 June 2019 - 12:18 PM

Talksport

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Posted 27 June 2019 - 12:18 PM

Those awful gladiator sandals that wifies wear any time it's remotely nice weather.


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