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Sooper-hanz

Member Since 12 Nov 2015
ONLINE Last Active Today, 09:49 PM
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#1755568 In The News

Posted by Sooper-hanz on Today, 11:31 AM

You find a dead rat and you think it’s a treat
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#1755544 Pet Hates

Posted by Sooper-hanz on Today, 10:26 AM

Folk who blank you when you say hello to them, it doesn’t happen often, but it did today, my wife’s shit stirring bitch of an aunt. The last time someone did it to me was a lecturer from Uni in Asda at Garthdee. We played a staff v student game a week later and I told folk I was going to get him back for being a rude cunt, first time he got the ball, wack, right up in the air and lands on his back winded, I got the ball perfectly too, so while he was crying about it, even his own team told him to shut up. All the guys watching that I’d told were creasing up, it was beautiful.........thinking of how to recreate the revenge scenario with cunt face auntie, any ideas?


Arrange a small sided family game of football and snap her in two.
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#1755382 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Sooper-hanz on Yesterday, 05:57 PM

Or Ray Mears

 

at least Ray have been in the bush recently


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#1755318 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by Sooper-hanz on Yesterday, 03:49 PM

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#1755227 Pet Hates

Posted by Sooper-hanz on Yesterday, 10:46 AM

Birds that ride horses around busy streets/estates, middle of the road side by side. Give you abuse when you go round regardless of your speed.

Women that ride horses - complete psychopaths.

 

Ive always thought the long faced fucks shouldn't be on the road if they cant handle a car speeding passed them.

 

Same with the horses .


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#1754589 Bars/pubs In Town.

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 22 March 2019 - 01:00 PM

Took about 20 mins for him to get tomato sauce for my daughter.

Doubt it'll last long.


Why ? Does she really like tomato sauce ?
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#1754352 Scottish Cup 2018/19

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 21 March 2019 - 07:44 PM

A4 for me. Looks good on paper. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:hysterical:  :hysterical:  :hysterical:


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#1754336 In The News

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 21 March 2019 - 07:16 PM

^ Ryan Jack

 

 

Than Fleetwood Mack. 

 

By the Mark Reynolds sisters.


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#1753937 How Petty Are You?

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 20 March 2019 - 03:55 PM

Tiny bit of power and we go mintal

Easy to see how dictators become so outrageous


Years ago my works private yard was used by Sevco fans to park because it was so close to Ibrox. It was a great spot for parking , two minute walk to the gtound and a nice swift getaway home after I shouldn’t wonder.

Not so great when yer man Soops would padlock tbe gates and go home just after half time. .
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#1753804 How Petty Are You?

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 20 March 2019 - 09:04 AM

Stinkedin more like.
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#1753608 Where Are They Now

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 March 2019 - 06:36 PM

The bottom bit about appealing and the E being upheld wasnt

It was designed to make me look like an imbecile

 

Wouldn't the photograph without any story have done that alone?


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#1753606 Over Rated Artists/bands

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 March 2019 - 06:33 PM

Saw Bob Mould at Oran Mor - decent

 

 

Great at selling Everest windows. 


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#1753572 Over Rated Artists/bands

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 March 2019 - 04:51 PM

Hanz I like you, your a great guy with good tastes

But your wrong here, they are fucking pish, brings the good name of Rock into disrepute with all the leather cap wearing Gayness. Golden earring are better and less gay But also very shite


😂 fair enough matey .
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#1753497 Over Rated Artists/bands

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 March 2019 - 12:20 PM

Thanks. I am now blasting this through my bose sound dock.

Nae sure if my neighbours are impressed.  :laughing:

 

 

nice ! :trophy:


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#1753354 Niall Mcginn.....

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 19 March 2019 - 12:02 AM

Don't think Niall has the full 90 mins in him anymore. 


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