StandFree1982 Posted November 28, 2019 Author Share Posted November 28, 2019 Id imagine there's always that awkward moment when its revealed its going to be a girl." Oh well, as long as its healthy' The chinese Gender Reveal parties must be a load of fun. "It's a Gi....a BOY" *awkard silences and some muffled cheers* Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 I’d shun any such occasion. Or turn up but with a highly dangerous rabid Doberman. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Life Coaching More arrogant than a coked up poddle Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 'Tastes like chicken' Whenever someone is asked what a meat tastes like Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted November 29, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted November 29, 2019 Life Coaching More arrogant than a coked up poddleFucking can't stand these tossers. Americanised pish. Past employer thought it would be a spiffing idea to enroll old Dom on these Life Coaching courses and make it an annual event. Attended once and refused to go again. Utter twaddle Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Loads of smarmy folk gathered together saying 'my life is great because I've got my finances in order and go to bed at 9pm' Wretched. Stay strong Dom!! 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Loads of smarmy folk gathered together saying 'my life is great because I've got my finances in order and go to bed at 9pm' Wretched. Stay strong Dom!!What colour is your personality. Red and fiery. Please fuck off. 1 1 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Room 101, thieving gypsy bastards Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Fucking can't stand these tossers. Americanised pish. Past employer thought it would be a spiffing idea to enroll old Dom on these Life Coaching courses and make it an annual event. Attended once and refused to go again. Utter twaddleForced to Attend a How to sell course. The feedback form asked how I rated the presenter. I put, “He’s clearly very good at what he does because he sold you this pile of steaming horseshit.“ I was later resigned. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Folk who repeat stories. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Been on a number of mandatory leadership and team-building courses in the past... what I learned was that some Weegies are good cunts, everyone from Wigan is just a cunt, and mouthing off to Scottish folk in a stressful situation far from civilisation might get you killed. 2 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 I'm a definite repeater. Farting and spouting the same old pish. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Folk who repeat stories.A good story is a good story forever Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Even I thought my one was shit to be fair. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Flying down to London today for some end of year 'meetings' that will be taking place in many a pub and restaurant. The pet hate, well as ever full flight and watching muppets with either oversized hand luggage or multiple pieces of it struggle to fit it all in. At the same time there is a fat as fuck couple (as in near documentary fat) sitting in the middle seats of a row squashing the shit out of the people on either side of them. Surely to fuck a hazard and good luck waiting for them to reach (or fit through) the emergency exits if required. Would be affa pissed off having to endure a flight next to giant haystacks and grotbags. Surely to fuck they should be made to buy 2 seats each or be put in the cargo hold 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Flying down to London today for some end of year 'meetings' that will be taking place in many a pub and restaurant. The pet hate, well as ever full flight and watching muppets with either oversized hand luggage or multiple pieces of it struggle to fit it all in. At the same time there is a fat as fuck couple (as in near documentary fat) sitting in the middle seats of a row squashing the shit out of the people on either side of them. Surely to fuck a hazard and good luck waiting for them to reach (or fit through) the emergency exits if required. Would be affa pissed off having to endure a flight next to giant haystacks and grotbags. Surely to fuck they should be made to buy 2 seats each or be put in the cargo hold Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Flying down to London today for some end of year 'meetings' that will be taking place in many a pub and restaurant. The pet hate, well as ever full flight and watching muppets with either oversized hand luggage or multiple pieces of it struggle to fit it all in. At the same time there is a fat as fuck couple (as in near documentary fat) sitting in the middle seats of a row squashing the shit out of the people on either side of them. Surely to fuck a hazard and good luck waiting for them to reach (or fit through) the emergency exits if required. Would be affa pissed off having to endure a flight next to giant haystacks and grotbags. Surely to fuck they should be made to buy 2 seats each or be put in the cargo hold Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Flying down to London today for some end of year 'meetings' that will be taking place in many a pub and restaurant. The pet hate, well as ever full flight and watching muppets with either oversized hand luggage or multiple pieces of it struggle to fit it all in. At the same time there is a fat as fuck couple (as in near documentary fat) sitting in the middle seats of a row squashing the shit out of the people on either side of them. Surely to fuck a hazard and good luck waiting for them to reach (or fit through) the emergency exits if required. Would be affa pissed off having to endure a flight next to giant haystacks and grotbags. Surely to fuck they should be made to buy 2 seats each or be put in the cargo hold Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 #EconomyClassProblems 1 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 Flights should take the persons weight into consideration when checking bag allowances. If someone weighs 10kg more than me, then I shouldn't get a fine for my bag being 1kg over the limit. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Flights should take the persons weight into consideration when checking bag allowances. If someone weighs 10kg more than me, then I shouldn't get a fine for my bag being 1kg over the limit. And if someone weighs 10 kg less than you, you should get a fine for it being 1kg under the limit?! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Gemma Collins gets her floppy milkers out during some heavy turbulence while Rusty Lee blocks the vacuum system with a 2kg, wide girthed, sweetcorn marbled turd.A beautiful sight to behold. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Canna help but think that pipes still works in darkest Africa with the sole pursuit of finding a rusty lee lookalike to ravage Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Gemma Collins gets her floppy milkers out during some heavy turbulence while Rusty Lee blocks the vacuum system with a 2kg, wide girthed, sweetcorn marbled turd.Oxygen masks drop down as soon as Rusty opens the toilet door, post-toldie. The reek consumes the cabin, kids cryings, people retching. Big Rusty chuckling away. Id watch that. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 And if someone weighs 10 kg less than you, you should get a fine for it being 1kg under the limit?! No because i'm not a fat bastard. A max weight of Person + Bag should be set, for example...90KG. If you and your bag is above that, then you pay extra. I might suggest this to Ryanair. They're the sort of company that would try and get this type of thing through. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Oxygen masks drop down as soon as Rusty opens the toilet door, post-toldie. The reek consumes the cabin, kids cryings, people retching. Big Rusty chuckling away. Id watch that.Bluto blacked up in the main role Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Similar to my ‘Steak Bakes on a Plane’ starring Bluto I should sueyour fat. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I’m thinking a collaboration? Bluts and Candy as the main characters. Corden to get wiped out early doors via a tragic accident.A snake bite on the cock and bloots valiantly tries to suck the venom out Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 your fat. His fat what? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Bluto blacked up in the main roleBlutes flying the plane, mangled on #coolbeers Link to comment
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