BrianFaePerth Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Works as Utter Cunt but I tend to use absolute cunt. Another pet hate of mine. How come I get the third degree at airports regarding the size and weight of my hand luggage and when I get on board the negroids have easily 50kg of hand luggage spread over 4 bags taking up 2 sections of overhead. Then moving onto another PH is said athletic types are up and down all flight taking cases up and down, up and down fucking about, dropping shit everywhere. Last time some Rusty Lee looking bitch dressed like the woman from Tom & Jerry cartoons kept ramming her mammoth arse into my face/arm/leg as she fucked about looking in bags. Express version..... Pet Hate-Travelling Africans. .... And locking the toilet door is also too much for their undersized brains.Yet if said lady was ramming her arse in your face for cash in the back streets of Kinshasa you would be thrilled Link to comment
BWG Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Incredibly Cheesepipes has managed to get even more racist during his absence. Clearly spending time with the rangers pigshits in Nigeria has caused him some distress. Understandable IMO. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Incredibly Cheesepipes has managed to get even more racist during his absence.He’s an inspiration. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I used to work with a guy called Matumba. He used the phrase pigshits all the time.Sunny? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 ever worked with a Sunshine cheese? or a Sunday? Africans have ace names Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Folk who drive a few feet from your back bumber on the dual carriageway in the pishing rain despite you doing 70 in the inside lane. Usually a DPD driver. Utter \ absolute cunts Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 ^hahaha Wilson Chocolate still makes me laugh Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 If I have any more kids that’s what I’m calling them ...., ‘Cheesepipes’ Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Worked with a Chance Duval and a few Goodlucks in Nigeria.Seen plenty Fergals shiting in the street in Congo.Some of the best wanks ive ever heard. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 ^hahaha Wilson Chocolate still makes me laughEh prefer his brother Cadburys Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Ooh, bigger cock has he??PM me so we can compare notes Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 lol good luck was the one I was meaning not sunshine. aye seen live beach shitting in India.paradise of a beach.full on dump. weird Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Thought Congo wasnt that bad. Indias yer place for street shitting. Casual as you like, happy to lock eyes with you as they drop a King Eddie onto the floor. Could you translate a 'King Eddie'. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Be funny to push them over when they’re in mid delivery Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Could you translate a 'King Eddie'. Into swahili Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 A King Edwards Cigar. The King Eddie. Regards Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I assumed it was something to do with Balmedie Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Worked with a Chance Duval and a few Goodlucks in Nigeria.Seen plenty Fergals shiting in the street in Congo.Some of the best wanks ive ever heard.I’ve got a Greek boy called Hercules at my work. Total arsehole. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Ha sounds like a complete ledge. Is is his middle name Danger? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I’ve got a Greek boy called Hercules at my work. Total arsehole.Cool name tho.Banging tune alzo. https://youtu.be/NGGRi2CEFu8 Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Hercules is a wee prick Link to comment
BWG Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 I have never in my life watched "The Nine" on BBC Scotland, but I know that I hate it. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Cunts who are already saying 'only x days to Christmas' and shops starting to sell christmas stuff. It's still September, please fuck off. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Cunts who are already saying 'only x days to Christmas' and shops starting to sell christmas stuff. It's still September, please fuck off.Hallmark of a fucking simpleton, that behaviour. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Christmas in general has turned to tripe. Over commercialised pish but good for extra days off work and extra football to watch. Other than that, its all meh Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 We got asked where we wanted to go for the Xmas night out, last week. I never go anyway so its of no significance to me. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 We got asked where we wanted to go for the Xmas night out, last week. I never go anyway so its of no significance to me.We got ours booked last week, amazed at how little choice there was left in Aberdeen on certain dates. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 We got asked where we wanted to go for the Xmas night out, last week. I never go anyway so its of no significance to me.What the fuck are you playing at SH? Free bar from the company. Reasonable disclaimer to fire abuse at senior staff. Birds in little black dresses on their one night out away from their husband looking for some action. Where is I’ll go in your place? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 It looks good in theory Frigo, but Im usually bored to shit in about an hour. When I used to go Id often fuck off early and find a band to watch at king Tuts or NIce'n' Sleazy or anywhere really. I prefer that. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Xmas is ace; just an excuse to spend (more) money on food and drink, innit? Link to comment
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