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StandFree1982

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Works as Utter Cunt but I tend to use absolute cunt.

 

Another pet hate of mine. How come I get the third degree at airports regarding the size and weight of my hand luggage and when I get on board the negroids have easily 50kg of hand luggage spread over 4 bags taking up 2 sections of overhead.

 

Then moving onto another PH is said athletic types are up and down all flight taking cases up and down, up and down fucking about, dropping shit everywhere.

 

Last time some Rusty Lee looking bitch dressed like the woman from Tom & Jerry cartoons kept ramming her mammoth arse into my face/arm/leg as she fucked about looking in bags.

 

Express version..... Pet Hate-Travelling Africans.

 

.... And locking the toilet door is also too much for their undersized brains.

Yet if said lady was ramming her arse in your face for cash in the back streets of Kinshasa you would be thrilled

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We got asked where we wanted to go for the Xmas night out, last week.

 

I never go anyway so its of no significance to me.

What the fuck are you playing at SH?

 

Free bar from the company. Reasonable disclaimer to fire abuse at senior staff. Birds in little black dresses on their one night out away from their husband looking for some action.

 

Where is I’ll go in your place?

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