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#9631 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 08:25 PM

Id have a beer with most cunts on here as long as they didn't talk. 


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Posted 11 July 2019 - 08:29 PM

Id have a beer with most cunts on here as long as they didn't talk.


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#9633 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 08:36 PM

No idea. I'll sleep on it.


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#9634 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 11:07 PM

Don't mind striking up a conversation and bumping into anyone in the bar etc. but fuck this 'why don't we all go for dinner tomorrow night' malarkey.


Just reply “thanks that’s very generous of you” that usually scares them off
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#9635 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 11:08 PM

Id have a beer with most cunts on here as long as they didn't talk.


Hmmmm, so when we go for a beer, do I have to communicate through messages on here? Might work, as long as there’s not too much of a delay with the WiFi. “What you want to drink min?”

No signal.........

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#9636 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 11:58 PM

Just buy our own beers Chewie. Not really into all that 'rounds' shit.


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Posted 12 July 2019 - 04:39 AM

New Thread? 

 

Most Unsociable Cunt on The Hat.


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Posted 12 July 2019 - 05:21 AM

New Thread? 

 

Most Unsociable Cunt on The Hat.

 

 

I win if cocaine is involved.


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#9639 OFFLINE   chief_wiggum

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 05:28 AM

Shut the fuck up about the cricket!!!!!

English media wetting themselves cause they beat Australia in some world cup or other. And that Netball advert is doing my head in now, no matter what they say its not interesting, adding "world cup" behind any sporting contest does not make in exciting and worth televising!


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#9640 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 05:35 AM

New Thread? 
 
Most Unintelligible Cunt on The Hat.

  

I win if cocaine is involved.


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Posted 12 July 2019 - 06:00 AM

3rd mention from me - seagulls

Noisy wee picks all night, I don't even stay on the coast or in toon. Fuck off.

Anyone notice them at Pittodrie last night going for something on the main roof? Like a scene oot o birds. Gads.

Megan Rapinoe - pain in the arse. "Women should be paid the same as male footballers" lol
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Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:05 AM

Aye exactly Buzz.,, "Yo, cunto were you taking pictures of ma Mrs earlier at the pool ?"


“Me? No, sorry pal, I think you must be thinking of somebody else. Can I buy you a drink or 9?”
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Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:14 AM

Just buy our own beers Chewie. Not really into all that 'rounds' shit.


rounds are alright.

You don’t want to all pile up to the bar en masse and pay for your drinks one by one.

table service is the best.
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:18 AM

rounds are alright.

You don’t want to all pile up to the bar en masse and pay for your drinks one by one.

table service is the best.


Surely you buying a round and buying your own is the same thing. @Henry


Yeah. He drinks.
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Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:26 AM

Rounds are fine. Love when you might just be out with a mate for a couple but then you get in tow with other boys you know that are also there and it turns into a session.
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Posted 12 July 2019 - 08:35 AM

Surely you buying a round and buying your own is the same thing. @Henry
Yeah. He drinks.


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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 09:10 AM

I win if cocaine is involved.



Haha. Door closed, phone aff
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#9648 OFFLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 09:38 AM

3rd mention from me - seagulls
Noisy wee picks all night, I don't even stay on the coast or in toon. Fuck off.
Anyone notice them at Pittodrie last night going for something on the main roof? Like a scene oot o birds. Gads.
Megan Rapinoe - pain in the arse. "Women should be paid the same as male footballers" lol


Was at Edinburgh Zoo and the horrid cunts swooped in and stole all the otters food not long after they got it.

Dead birds by the looks of it.

I despise the man hating cunt aswell. I'd love for a 16 stone Sunday League centre mid to hit her full throttle after only getting in at 4am after bulling a hooker and sniffing biff till 20 mins before KO.

That's how the men roll, bitch.
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Posted 12 July 2019 - 10:08 AM

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#9650 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 10:12 AM

Saw that shirt the other day. It looks cheap and nasty.


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Posted 12 July 2019 - 10:15 AM

Saw that shirt the other day. It looks cheap and nasty.

Matches the wearer. Orange shorts and orange/blue hat. Pond life
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#9652 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 12 July 2019 - 05:42 PM

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Please stay away from the Pervy Picture thread
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Posted 13 July 2019 - 07:50 AM

Please stay away from the Pervy Picture thread

Haha. His wife’s got a fair set of shells like!
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#9654 OFFLINE   Zeus

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Posted 13 July 2019 - 10:59 AM

The time wimmin take to get ready.

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#9655 OFFLINE   Studebaker-90

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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:01 AM

It’s actually quite a serious issue in my relationship. She will literally take hours. It just ruins the evening for me having to wait, nothing can be done on time.
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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:04 AM

Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like.

Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatile
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#9657 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:08 AM

Hit her
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#9658 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:22 AM

I put on a pair of her fake lashes before. I looked seriously bent. 


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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:27 AM

I put on a pair of her fake lashes before. I looked seriously bent.


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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:29 AM

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