dave_min Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 How's the carvery at the 4 Mile? Big in the Sunday roast game these days. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Couldn't give a fuck either way you fucking bellend. Ram your pint up your arse.That's a roid nomination there @@boboisared. Very un@@Dad like. Bring Dad home. Link to comment
Donstar83 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 theres many a topping on this pizza. Brilliant analogy Link to comment
KenDodd'sDad Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 He doesn't bide anywhere near the Four Mile so this is odd, but maybe his bird does. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 If Shay really did give it the 'do you know who i am?' spiel, what a cunt. I'd like to think he didn't. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 If Shay really did give it the 'do you know who i am?' spiel, what a cunt. I'd like to think he didn't. A bird I work with said he came over to her table once in a restaurant and asked her to pick a credit card from a selection from the folk at his table, to foot the bill. Black afrontit Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 If he wasn't a footballer he'd probably be a drug dealer. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Lol when Dons fans leap to the defence of some jumped up little prick they've never met before. Ach that's harsh, Roberto is nae that bad. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Its going to be fucking freezing today. Fingers crossed its 3-0 by ht and back to the bar. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Phone your other half and arrange a lift and be back in the house before the game actually starts . @prickasshole I live 20mins from Pittodrie, if I want to be home for 15:35 what time should I phone to arrange collection? @@Millertime Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I live 20mins from Pittodrie, if I want to be home for 15:35 what time should I phone to arrange collection? @@MillertimeYou should walk 20 minutes east of Pittodrie 1 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 You should walk 20 minutes east of Pittodrie Thank you nurse. Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Another Must Win game.Hopefully it’s an attacking line up and there are a few goals to heat the crowd up coz it’s freezing.Good to hear that Lewis is expected to play for U20’s on Monday. Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 What a pro footballer doing eating a fucking Sunday fucking roast anyway?No wonder he's so fucking slow and shit.Dinna get your logic min but am sure it's in there somewhere. Never realised meat slowed you doon. Maybe Shay Logan had a child's portion ?. Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Another Must Win game.Hopefully its an attacking line up and there are a few goals to heat the crowd up coz its freezing.Good to hear that Lewis is expected to play for U20s on Monday.Aye, nothing less than three points will suffice. Stevie May won't get a better chance to get amongst the goals again. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Any kind of win will do. Dundee are tragic so we need a big win and maybe loadsa goals, maybe. Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Any kind of win will do. Dundee are tragic so we need a big win and maybe loadsa goals, maybe. Dundee are tragic??? Then it will be a tragedy as that will be 2 teams on the park that are tragic. They should play the Beeges? song tragedy before the game at half time and full time as that's all I have seen since they all went on their holiday in the sun ??in Dubai ??? ???????? 1 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Dundee are tragic??? Then it will be a tragedy as that will be 2 teams on the park that are tragic. They should play the Beeges song tragedy before the game at half time and full time as that's all I have seen since they all went on their holiday in the sun in Dubai Try running your posts through this website first shoofta https://lingojam.com/IdiotTranslator Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 It's baltic today, could see a few glove wearers on the park, maybe a 'snood' Link to comment
Scotty_Toronto Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I'd be fearing Considine if I was a Dundee fan. So you think Considine and Logan are the players our opposition should be most worried about? :cool 2-0 Considine and Logan 1 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Trust Me, he did.Could it be a guy who looks like Shay acting the cunt on the basis he'd get better treatment... Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 You should walk 20 minutes east of PittodrieWell played Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 A bird I work with said he came over to her table once in a restaurant and asked her to pick a credit card from a selection from the folk at his table, to foot the bill. Black afrontitCredit card roulette You normally get the waiter/ress to do it Fairly standard behaviour in sporting teams. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 I heard he was showing off his break dancing skills at Babylon last night Then went and did a drive by (at KFC haudigan franchise) for some fried chicken.Bet he didn't skip the queue though. Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Try running your posts through this website first shoofta https://lingojam.com/IdiotTranslator The truth hurts Megin. No goal dons they haven't got a striker. Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 IF ever there was a day to unleash G-Stew, its against his former mink employers. Expect a brace minimum. Dad I hope they unleash something today it's been tied up for weeks now. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Well it tightens things up. Creativity score? 3/10. Generous? Link to comment
Ernie McCracken Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Well it tightens things up. Creativity score? 3/10. Generous?And we dinnae even have the option to bring on Maynard! Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Need a wee return to form for niall Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 And we dinnae even have the option to bring on Maynard! Who needs a Maynard when we have a Cosgrove... Link to comment
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