Don Fonte Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 People that call their cars 'whips' also. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Just people who have cars Just walk, bus or get a train/tram Much easier for consuming booze on your travels also. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: People that call their cars 'whips' also. ^^see man taking public transport Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: ^^see man taking public transport Knew you'd be the biter. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 jist minded byen n bluto ir seedless..thi share that.. ye canna tak that bond aff thim...baith goat thir vasectomys aboot 5yr ago 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 40 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: jist minded byen n bluto ir seedless..thi share that.. ye canna tak that bond aff thim...baith goat thir vasectomys aboot 5yr ago Morning AK, how’s Edinburgh this beautiful morning? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 59 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Morning AK, how’s Edinburgh this beautiful morning? It's the night time Brizo. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: It's the night time Brizo. The sun is shining, it’s daytime Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: The sun is shining, it’s daytime Hard to argue with that. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: The sun is shining, it’s daytime Love Funkstar De Luxe's remix of Bob Marley 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Company men/jobsworths. How do cunts end up like that? What childhood trauma has caused you to take a job so fucking seriously and dedicate yourself to a company that would bullet you in a second if they needed to? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: @BrianFaePerth Not quite. Brian does his own ting. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Getting taxed on the yearly bonus, it's shite. Government should turn a blind eye to that part of the pay. Got my letter today, pleasant surprise given the circumstances. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 10 minutes ago, daytripping said: Getting taxed on the yearly bonus, it's shite. Government should turn a blind eye to that part of the pay. Got my letter today, pleasant surprise given the circumstances. Get them to pay it into an Employee Benefit Trust. Apparently you can avoid the tax that way. Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Folk naming runs or similar on Strava as "Easy" Zzzzzzzzz Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Luxury car tax. Didn’t even ken there was such a thing. The dealership did the right thing and paid it. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 wouldn’t call a holden luxury myself. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 54 minutes ago, Dad said: So they say son - I'd have a wee glance at the breakdown The cunts'll have snuck in a couple of pish charges to balance the 'free' shite. 'luxury car tax' lol Gullible useless bastard you can be at times Bri - Hoo mama Aye, the tartan paint protection looks suss Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Folk saying "I would have done that" after you've nearly finished doing a job or have completed it. Well, if you wanted to do the job so much, why did you not go ahead and do it in the fucking first place then? Boils my fucking piss that comment as it is said in a manner to make that person look helpful and important (when they are not either), and to make you feel guilty for having the audacity to do the bloody job without asking for help. ?? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Roberto said: I could have posted that for you. ?. Good riposte min?. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Just now, Roberto said: To be honest it is a hatred of mine also... but I'm sure there has been plenty times I've done it myself. Fair enough min but the person who said it to me again this morning says I do fuck all around the house (which is a fucking lie) and that they do everything. Am I fuck giving them ammunition to make them feel better about themselves at my expense. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 40 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Folk saying "I would have done that" after you've nearly finished doing a job or have completed it. Well, if you wanted to do the job so much, why did you not go ahead and do it in the fucking first place then? Boils my fucking piss that comment as it is said in a manner to make that person look helpful and important (when they are not either), and to make you feel guilty for having the audacity to do the bloody job without asking for help. ?? Aye, or " I was just about to do that'. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Aye, or " I was just about to do that'. Oh aye, you're bang on there, Hanz min. I fucking hate that expression as well. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 That's a typical one from my Mrs. Really bugs my poo. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That's a typical one from my Mrs. Really bugs my poo. Like I say, comments such as that are purely said to make that person feel better about themselves and to make on that they have made some sort of contribution to a job being done by saying such a comment. "Oh, you should have asked, I would have helped you" is another one to add to the hit list?. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 39 minutes ago, Roberto said: That's the have you ever hit a women thread back open... I am perhaps reading between the lines incorrectly, but I'll maybe see an inclusion from yourself later. ??? A long time ago (school days) since I engaged in the act of slapping a female. I've got to admit, I was in the wrong but every day is a school day I suppose. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 “You never asked” A particular Norwegian trait. They’ll watch you do something with full knowledge of something you don’t ken. Then when you realise they knew all along will say “you never asked”. Many years back in Norway eh spent a whole day training a boy up to do my job (aye cleaning bogs) only for him to say at the end “that’s great, but I am off on holiday too now”. Eh almost exploded to be met with “you never asked” Link to comment
Henry Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 You used to live in Norway? Should’ve mentioned it. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: “You never asked” A particular Norwegian trait. They’ll watch you do something with full knowledge of something you don’t ken. Then when you realise they knew all along will say “you never asked”. Many years back in Norway eh spent a whole day training a boy up to do my job (aye cleaning bogs) only for him to say at the end “that’s great, but I am off on holiday too now”. Eh almost exploded to be met with “you never asked” I would have exploded myself, Brian min, as I dare say the responsibility of his ability to absorb, retain and recollect what he had been taught by you would have been firmly on your shoulders. I remember the once when I had the unwritten, inferred responsibility to train new recruits at an organisation I used to work for. Must have come under "any other duties" on my contract. This boy came in and couldn't look more disinterested if he tried. I offered him a notebook and other stationery, before we started, so he could take down notes of what I had shown and taught him, so he could use it for future reference in his job. The offer was declined and he continued to play on his mobile phone during training. I was fucked off with him and his attitude (this went on for a number of weeks) to such a point I told him, politely, of course, to get trained by someone else within our department. I was grassed off to my boss as the poor lamb was "upset" by what I said to him ? and I ended up getting a written warning for my alleged misconduct. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 To be fair, sweeping up the fag butts in the loading bay doesn’t take much training. Link to comment
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