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#9211 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Yesterday, 07:52 PM

Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes.


Rape also.
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#9212 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted Yesterday, 11:18 PM

Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes.


Abused a fat tim at the local and got chucked oot. Then pissed on a English couples front gate while they sat in their lounge last night.

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#9213 ONLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Yesterday, 11:34 PM

One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies.

Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot.

Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later.

Maybe @ChutneyLove helped her out to the car


The garden furniture in our backyard in Norway was acquired with a 5 finger discount. Got two boys to load it up and everything.

We were 20 minutes up the road before we realized neither of us had paid for it. Eh had assumed the wife had, she assumed eh had.

The decision then was do we go back and pay up, or go home? It was all set up in our back yard a few minutes later.

It proved to be shite furniture, so we actually helped them by taking it off their hands and never complaining.
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#9214 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted Yesterday, 11:38 PM

The garden furniture in our backyard in Norway was acquired with a 5 finger discount. Got two boys to load it up and everything.

We were 20 minutes up the road before we realized neither of us had paid for it. Eh had assumed the wife had, she assumed eh had.

The decision then was do we go back and pay up, or go home? It was all set up in our back yard a few minutes later.

It proved to be shite furniture, so we actually helped them by taking it off their hands and never complaining.



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