Hewitt a the pies Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 The conveyor belt toaster machines in hotels. They don't toast the bread enough on one pass, then burn it to a crisp on the second pass. NonsenseI'm nae claiming to be a Toaster Technician or anything like but isn't it just easier to adjust the speed of the rotation to suit your particular toast finish preference?Anyway this subject's probably run its course. Sorry! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I'm nae claiming to be a Toaster Technician or anything like but isn't it just easier to adjust the speed of the rotation to suit your particular toast finish preference?Anyway this subject's probably run its course. Sorry!I don't have time to fiddle with the settings on some industrial toaster, whilst feeding tester slices of bread through to establish if it's the right setting! Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I don't have time to fiddle with the settings on some industrial toaster, whilst feeding tester slices of bread through to establish if it's the right setting!Aye good point. I suppose the time would be better spent at the hot food buffet area.Why not just have a pair of asbestos gauntlets handy and put yer hand straight in when it looks toasted to your taste. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Aye good point. I suppose the time would be better spent at the hot food buffet area.Why not just have a pair of asbestos gauntlets handy and put yer hand straight in when it looks toasted to your taste.I've been on eBay looking for those very things this morning! Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I've been on eBay looking for those very things this morning!Welder? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Welder?I'm moving in to the toaster technician area Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Strictly forbidden to fuck with the settings .Signage saying this clearly visible .Signs are there to be ignored Hanz, unless they're safety related. Link to comment
Henry Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 I don't have time to fiddle with the settings on some industrial toaster Not when there are seminars to open Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Burnt toast is a fire hazardToast that's on fire is a fire hazard nae burnt toast!Are you the toaster custodian in a hotel Hanz? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Not when there are seminars to openWhat's the bunts ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Mr Fridge will never shake the seminar tag now. The online community that never forgetsYeah, I've not forgotten that you admitted setting off my poofter alarm. Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Indeed. I am fucking amazing at it though. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Strictly forbidden to fuck with the settings .Signage saying this clearly visible .Indeed. Always some dick changing setting to toast on one side as well. Why would you do that? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Well any embarrassing moments? Like you’ve started speaking , caught your reflection , and realised you’re still blacked up from tbe previous evening from the Black and White Minstrels tribute act you sing in ?What’s embarrassing about that? Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 What’s embarrassing about that?He's already Black Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Change your username to Seminar Sam. What was your talk about ?Hermetically sealed reciprocating pumps. Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Change your username to Seminar Sam. What was your talk about ?Inspiring people. Walked off to SimplyThe Best. (Fucking Hun) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=28NXdOHQoeQ Link to comment
alscotoz Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Indeed. Always some dick changing setting to toast on one side as well. Why would you do that? Elmore Blues was probably in the hotel. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Indeed. Always some dick changing setting to toast on one side as well. Why would you do that?Thought you'd have a man servant who made you toast and hoovered the crumbs off your pajamas with one of they hand held thingies if you made a mess? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Thought you'd have a man servant who made you toast and hoovered the crumbs off your pajamas with one of they hand held thingies if you made a mess?No. Especially not in a hotel. Idiot. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Thought you'd have a man servant who made you toast and hoovered the crumbs off your pajamas with one of they hand held thingies if you made a mess?Trying to kiss his arse after being given a dressing down for the "me and the Boof" debacle? Embarrassing. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Trying to kiss his arse after being given a dressing down for the "me and the Boof" debacle? Embarrassing.You obviously don't get sarcasm if you think eh am kissing his arse. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 When someone or something yanks your earphones out of your ear. Infuriates me to no end. The Oscars - It's just political, point scoring bullshit. "Oh look at us being ethical this year". How about just picking people based on their talent and not making a scene about XYZ being the first African American Transgender Woman to play a white man in a movie. Black Panther being the prime example. it was a bang average movie that has been massively pushed into the Oscars because of it's black roots, and after the hoo ha the other year. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 When someone or something yanks your earphones out of your ear. Infuriates me to no end. The Oscars - It's just political, point scoring bullshit. "Oh look at us being ethical this year". How about just picking people based on their talent and not making a scene about XYZ being the first African American Transgender Woman to play a white man in a movie. Black Panther being the prime example. it was a bang average movie that has been massively pushed into the Oscars because of it's black roots, and after the hoo ha the other year. Haha same here. I involuntarily swear every time it happens like it was someone else's fault. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I always pictured you wearing #cans, like Rio Ferdinand.prob beats by ice t ones Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 ^^^ man I fucking hate that. Normally my own clumsy arm flailing about being the culprit.I did it once while waving to a considerate driver for letting me cross the road then called him a cunt....involuntarily. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 ^ Who you talking to? aye ok calm down de nitro Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Tourettes is that not?https://youtu.be/awBf36MNLVg One of my favourite people on the planet 2 Link to comment
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