Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

Bluts had to give up porn coz his big spazzy thumbs mean he can't grip his cock properly

[cheesepipes]

Some young bummers have actually killed themselves because their facers or insta access had been taken away.

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Some young bummers have actually killed themselves because their facers or insta access had been taken away.

 

 

Tragic and hilarious in equal measure

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I had to give up porn after thinking about Consi riding his granny

I just gave up porn after thinking about you thinking about Consi riding his granny.

[manboobs109]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's the deliberate way these things are programmed though to take up your time. Way different to TV and radio. 

Books are the same though the bloody bastards. I'm sure they right them in a way that keeps you interested and wanting to keep reading to find out more.

Sneaky cunts.

[Poodler]

Tbf to the nutter, he just left it there haha. Nae giving a fuck

[Betty Swallicks]

On 3/1/2022 at 8:50 PM, manboobs109 said:

Edit - just remembered Betty's madness about schools closing during covid. Clearly mad. Disregard.

I think you're confusing me with someone else Blokepaps. 

 

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

I think you're confusing me with someone else Blokepaps. 

 

Nope it was defo you.

[Betty Swallicks]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Nope it was defo you.

I said kids should have gone to school during covid?

I think not sir. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

I said kids should have gone to school during covid?

I think not sir. 

No you were saying that people who were struggling financially because they had to take time off to look after their kids shouldn't have had kids in the first place.

Total nonsense and you are clearly mad.

[Betty Swallicks]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He’s trying to say that you like to hang around the school gates 

Ah ok. That was me then aye. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

No you were saying that people who were struggling financially because they had to take time off to look after their kids shouldn't have had kids in the first place.

Total nonsense and you are clearly mad.

I remember this. Totally missing then point that there is never normally any requirement for childcare when they are at school.

[Poodler]

Judging by the average age of the Tenerife reds on Facebook it doesn’t surprise me that Betty ca mind shit

[Guest milne_afc]

47 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Judging by the average age of the Tenerife reds on Facebook it doesn’t surprise me that Betty ca mind shit

What a bunch of howlers ?

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, dazzy_deff said:

I remember this. Totally missing then point that there is never normally any requirement for childcare when they are at school.

Aye Betty thinks you should only have children if you can afford them and can see the future.

[Poodler]

33 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pics?

You’d say yes to them all 

[Betty Swallicks]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Judging by the average age of the Tenerife reds on Facebook it doesn’t surprise me that Betty ca mind shit

Thats a Liverpool lot Bedbath.

[Betty Swallicks]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Judging by the average age of the Tenerife reds on Facebook it doesn’t surprise me that Betty ca mind shit

 

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

What a bunch of howlers ?

 

21 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Just had a look 

There’s one (woman) sitting down - possibly not in the group either and can’t see her face/back turned to the camera 

thats the only ‘probably’ (might be a child though) 

 

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There’s a woman who is the absolute fucking double of Sonia from Eastenders

I'm nae on facebook but they are nae called Tenerife Reds so wrong page perhaps?

[Poodler]

Big Betty Knew what I meant 

Tenerife dons. Not trying to expose any posters anyway

 

was a sly comment that’s grown arms n legs 

[Betty Swallicks]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Big Betty Knew what I meant 

Tenerife dons. Not trying to expose any posters anyway

 

was a sly comment that’s grown arms n legs 

Ah boo! Get pics up and i'll say if I'm in any of them. Doubt it as never seen any photos being taken in the 3months except the raffle or sweeper winners which I never won. 

[Betty Swallicks]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Sonia is in 

Sonia is definitely in the Tenerife dons.

 

LOL. Sonia must o won the raffle. 

[sheepcrooky]

17 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

 

 

 

I'm nae on facebook but they are nae called Tenerife Reds so wrong page perhaps?

Their FB page has a cracking photo of me and the loon wearing their T-shirts whilst blootered two years ago. 

[Betty Swallicks]

2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

Their FB page has a cracking photo of me and the loon wearing their T-shirts whilst blootered two years ago. 

They sell some amount o tshirts, you taking the credit for that SC?  

Booked 3 months again for next winter. Fuck Scotland and its 7 month winters.

 

[sheepcrooky]

31 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

They sell some amount o tshirts, you taking the credit for that SC?  

Booked 3 months again for next winter. Fuck Scotland and its 7 month winters.

 

Fucking right we are. Like Grattan models from the 1990’s. 

[The Boofon]

37 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Fucking right we are. Like Grattan models from the 1990’s. 

More grunting than Grattan

[sheepcrooky]

22 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Leslie Grantham, mare like 

Quite liked Dirty Den. Proper man. 

[Betty Swallicks]

Shot and killed a taxi driver so not all bad. 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Shot and killed a taxi driver so not all bad. 

Wasn’t in cults was it? 

[sheepcrooky]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That cunt from Phoenix nights hosting A Question of Sport!!  Fucking shite. Switched it off right away.

That'll show him. 

Used to be a great program. Emlyn Hughes and Bill Beaumont and hosted by David Vine. Lots of Scottish sports people and AFC players on the panels. 
Now it’s just pish. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said:

Used to be a great program. Emlyn Hughes and Bill Beaumont and hosted by David Vine. Lots of Scottish sports people and AFC players on the panels. 
Now it’s just pish. 

If they just had footballers, and the odd actual character from other sports it’d be barely to watch maybe. 
 

Who wants to watch to watch a para-Olympian that got a bronze medal in Igloo building in fucking 1972.