Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You’ve nailed it there Don loon.Have already warned her to expect a poor effort later.She thinks i’m joking due to my usual bedroom prowess,she’ll soon find out i’m not...Absolutely wonderful stuff. Sounds like a great day ahead. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Folk that try and talk to you when you’ve got earphones inSorry, what? Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Pricks wee vapours blowing the shit that smells of rotten bananas in your face as they walk by. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Unusual choice of flavour Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Have you noticed how some of them hide them inside the palm of their hand,then take a crafty puff like they we're behind the bike shed's at school...Go smoke a real fag for fuck sake. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 The thing that annoys me about them is the sheer volume of steam that pisses out of them, like walking past a locomotive. I look forward to when scientists discover it’s actually more harmful than smoking. 1 1 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 The thing that annoys me about them is the sheer volume of steam that pisses out of them, like walking past a locomotive. I look forward to when scientists discover it’s actually more harmful than smoking.Millions being spent on them.Think a couple of docs have stated they just as harmful. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Nah nicotine addiction is ace for you. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 No1 Pet hate.That fuckin eyesore of a fence on Union Bridge,making the area look like a dump...Feck nose what them black cats on there think aboot it. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted June 10, 2019 Author Share Posted June 10, 2019 Some wifes are OK. Aye, other peoples wives. Never your own. 1 Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Goalies at the woman's world cup. Actually, pretty much the whole of the woman's world cup. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 #stoneislandworldwide Can someone re-post that instagram? I remember it was absolutely hilarious! I'm sure there was a photo of the guy showing off an expensive time piece at ground zero? Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Can someone re-post that instagram? I remember it was absolutely hilarious! I'm sure there was a photo of the guy showing off an expensive time piece at ground zero?Yes he did do that, I remember it. Narcissism. Old folk saying I used to get paid £2 a week and you're supposed to go 'oh that's crazy' As if it's got any bearing on the value of £2 today. Ca really be asses speaking to old people at all 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Yes he did do that, I remember it. Narcissism. Old folk saying I used to get paid £2 a week and you're supposed to go 'oh that's crazy' That's fuckin plenty when it was 2p a pint and £1 per month rent. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Politicians who claim they took drugs once at uni but regret it. Fucking liars. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 The Toriesanyone in or interested in politics IMO Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Politicians who claim they took drugs once at uni but regret it. Fucking liars.Regret not taking more, more like. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Why do they admit it unless there is any evidence though? I’m nae going to vote for someone because they took a line of coke in 2001 and I think they are cool as fuck. Likewise if someone comes out in the press just deny it unless they have any evidence. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Why do they admit it unless there is any evidence though? I’m nae going to vote for someone because they took a line of coke in 2001 and I think they are cool as fuck. Likewise if someone comes out in the press just deny it unless they have any evidence.Chances are the press DO have the evidence, just it's now really worthless as the person in question has admitted it. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 My gf just saw me exchanging pervy pictures of thon insta celebrities with a pal. Nothing serious, just a bit of buttock. Goes absolutely mental when I openly admitted I did that sort of thing. “My guy friends wouldn’t do that”. Asked her what the difference between doing that and watching porn was, didn’t have one. I’m still disgusting all the same. It appears that she has a warped view of that kind of thing. Perfectly natural I’d say. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 And send the photo to our chat min Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Hahaha Hope that was the precursor to the punching Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Tool not being on a streaming service Serious Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 I've been accused of cheating cause I got caught wanking in my living room after double dunting Kamagra sex gels.Its an argument you really can't be arsed with at 2am and a raging hard on.You didn’t say who caught you though? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Tool not being on a streaming service SeriousThey’ve saved you poodles, be thankful Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Automatic revolving doors that stop unless you are in the correct position. The one at Aberdeen Airport arrivals was a particular pain in the arse. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Absolutely, and then everyone looks at you as if you’ve hit it with a sledge hammer. Link to comment
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