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#31 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:58 PM

Set fire to a waste paper bin full of petrol.


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Posted 20 August 2019 - 07:25 PM

Chaps in our group had official note paper and typed out a letter to one the younger lads( with leaflets from the job centre included )explaining that he was being dismissed but wished him every success in the future. He fell for it and started crying. Genuinely.
It was funny until he started sobbing and actually instead of going off on one, told everyone what a great bunch they were and that he would miss us all.


Hope you let him collect his stuff and leave - never to come back
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 07:27 PM

Set fire to a waste paper bin full of petrol.


Change the staples on the stapler with live rounds
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:05 PM

Tell the office fat girl to ' Stop eating so much fucking shite. It's no wonder you look grotesque"


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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:06 PM

Sack a bloody good sales rep
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:16 PM

I bet @bluto has photocopied his fat, skittery arse before
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:21 PM

Do the old ‘Magic Mouse Trick’
Wait for them to leave there computer unlocked, get a wireless mouse, plug the USB part into a port they can’t see then keep moving the mouse and clicking on different things when they are working, remembering not to move the mouse when they get people round to look at there screen because the cursor is jumping about all over the screen.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:22 PM

Print out some filth and place it on their keyboard when they are away from the desk
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:28 PM

Pish in the kettle.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:29 PM

Switch out the Pritt-Stick with Lypsyl

Watch the cunts faces when their receipts don’t stick to the paper when they’re doing their expenses (if that’s how it’s still done)
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:32 PM

Always leave the photocopier on Qty:100 after youve used it. Really go to war on the cunts
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:33 PM

Steal someone’s sandwich from the fridge

Or even better, their Tupperware tub full of last nights leftovers from supper
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:34 PM

And put worms in it
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:34 PM

Put some LSD in the kettle
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:35 PM

Steal someone’s sandwich from the fridge

Or even better, their Tupperware tub full of last nights leftovers from supper

just eat some of it tho. So theyve got some left but it would be too humiliating to eat what youve left and they might get aids cos youve maybe licked some of it.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:37 PM

Powder up loads of vallies and fire it into the big catering tin of nescafe.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:42 PM

just eat some of it tho. So theyve got some left but it would be too humiliating to eat what youve left and they might get aids cos youve maybe licked some of it.


Eat the main part of the meal and replace with a freshly laid turd beside the rice/tatties/salad

Then place back in the fridge

(And repeat - until they set up cameras)
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:48 PM

Steal someone’s sandwich from the fridge

Or even better, their Tupperware tub full of last nights leftovers from supper


Especially if it's stovies. All hell will break loose.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:53 PM

Put some LSD in the kettle


Waste of good 'cid
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:54 PM

Especially if it's stovies. All hell will break loose.


They wouldn't be able to tell the difference
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 08:57 PM

Waste of good 'cid


Be worth it to see your colleagues do this....

https://youtu.be/LnWOHKBe-Dw
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 10:29 AM

Especially if it's stovies. All hell will break loose.

 

Step away from the stovies.


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Posted 21 August 2019 - 09:29 PM

Rather tame but I get enjoyment from putting caps lock/num lock on/off when people have locked their computers. So they type their password in wrong.

Especially if I can do it multiple times without getting clocked, accounts temporarily locked etc.
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Posted 21 August 2019 - 09:59 PM

Rather tame but I get enjoyment from putting caps lock/num lock on/off when people have locked their computers. So they type their password in wrong.

Especially if I can do it multiple times without getting clocked, accounts temporarily locked etc.

 

A good one for the Acts of Cuntishness thread


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