maryhilldon Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 His 'Everton mates' were the authority on every aspect of football. It was a fantastic trump card he always had up his sleeve during an argument.They're falling like skittles, McDoogs, Hanz, and now Dave_min. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 They're falling like skittles, McDoogs, Hanz, and now Dave_min.Pathetic bunch of nancy boys. Canna take the pace. Link to comment
ebbe Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Where's McDoogz4, with a friend in every port, gone?Kens his stuff.Hopefully under an Arctic. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Tup got banned for less abuseYour tongue is so far up tups arse it's unreal 3 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 'or whatever you're high on' - the accusation being that you're fucked in the head you slimy bastard. Your dead eyes will be hanging from a set of keys when I'm finishing pummelling your arsehole.Oh my! Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 'or whatever you're high on' - the accusation being that you're fucked in the head you slimy bastard. Your dead eyes will be hanging from a set of keys when I'm finishing pummelling you to death. Arsehole.Funny that the resident kiddy fiddler tries to project the “slimy” tag onto someone who calls him out. The only thing you’ve ever and will ever pummel to death is some kids arse. Get your keyring ready you mouthy cunt, you can spit your balls out after I’ve kicked the living fuck out of you and attach them yourself Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Oh ho hoooo! The fight may well be shit, but this pre-fight back n forth is ppv and no mistake.I'm going to play basketball with your head, after having removed it with a rusty blade, you nutsack licking cunt flap.Aye, the fight will be shit....three hits and done, me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 90 Stupid old cunt, there’ll be no basketball, one you’re no teen wolf, two try and take out a blade and I’ll snap your wrist then shove it up your pile infested arse. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Pair of poofs^^Sorry Bri, you’re not invited you smelly cunt Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Here chewie - the eighties called; after royalties for you shite outdated 3 hits quip.I'm going to remove your feet then laugh loudly at you stumbling about like bambi as I take swings at your torso with a golf club.You’re all about the weapons, just like the weaselly coward you are! The 80’s line was so you’d understand it you stupid old fucker, 30 odd years ago you might have lasted more than 20 seconds in a fight before bursting your piss bag Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Pay no heed to the cunt chewie - here fuck off Bri you big arsehole. You're shite. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Hey fuck you chewie - have the bladder of a winner; not a drip without intention. And here - I've forgotten more about the martial arts than you'll ever remember. Keep that in mind as the doctors attempt to unravel your contorted broken body.You’ve forgotten how to live without nappies you old fucker Link to comment
ebbe Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Your tongue is so far up tups arse it's unrealYou smell like a decaying arsehole. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 You smell like a decaying arsehole.Aw, somebody say something nasty about your boyfriend? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Anyone seen Gays about? Has he OD'd? Link to comment
shut up meg Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Deed, gone to the big hat in the sky with razor, tup, kelt etc. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Kelt's dead? Thank fuck for that Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Unless anyone is in Brazil unlikely. Who gives a fuck.He’s maybe off shagging another South American superstar? Moobs will surely know, as they’re besties Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 He’s maybe off shagging another South American superstar?Anyone seen Maradona lately? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Razor will return hopefully once he’s finished his pool tour with TupYoung Tup can pot for fun but nae positional sense about the laddie. Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Fit happened to the village seagull? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 @@Dad dead?Was thinking this. Feds will have got him re-entering the country. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Fit happened to the village seagull?Mods can surely reveal was great banter? Clearly someone taking the piss under another name, Hanz is still prime suspect. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 If i were to have an online Mods can surely reveal was great banter? Clearly someone taking the piss under another name, Hanz is still prime suspect. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Bring him back I say. Fuck Tup TVS was a ledge. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 eh still hink hanz wis the seagull like..thir somehim aboot the flippancy eh the pair eh thim thit rings tru tae baith. wha the fuck names thimsel efter a peep show cherecter n spells it wrang n hyphenates it n his the hanz lower case. ehv watched the cunt ower lest coupla diys n ez eh funlovin man whit bred a coupla tru bead rattlersez a henpecked man..visions eh a wee bastart carryin the shoppin oot the red vauxall corsa...n ez missus giein the cunt grief fir nae gittin the frozen stuff in the freezer first..wit actor dae eh see portrayin this cunt? the great john hawkes Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 ye hink fridge wis liket steve segal? ya cunt wir nae singin aff the same hym sheet here Link to comment
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