Pet Hates

[strachanmcgheegoal]

6 hours ago, johnstrac said:

Sort if this, when they wear a very short skirt but feel the need to keep pulling the hem down.

Haha.  I was going to post the same.  Especially picturesque whilst struggling to walk in ridiculous heels.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Clicking on anything that then says ACCEPT and SETTINGS and you don't want to accept, so hit settings, and then have a 5 minute job to unselect cookies and whatever other bullshit the page wants to infect you with. 

Just have ACCEPT and DON'T ACCEPT. Make that the law. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Clicking on anything that then says ACCEPT and SETTINGS and you don't want to accept, so hit settings, and then have a 5 minute job to unselect cookies and whatever other bullshit the page wants to infect you with. 

Just have ACCEPT and DON'T ACCEPT. Make that the law. 

Or just press ACCEPT.  It's only cookies. 

[Guest milne_afc]

"PTSD" 

Load of shit and the preserve of losers and fantasists. 

[Lencarl]

Heard it all now.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8856287/Pervert-37-jailed-three-years-having-sex-CHICKENS.html

[BrianFaePerth]

It’s the relig-hen of peace

[Simply Red]

I feel like chicken tonight

[maryhilldon]

At the end of every episode of Countdown,  Nick Hewer says  ' we'll see you tomorrow,  you can be sure of it'.  Surely it should be  ' we'll see you tomorrow,  you can count on it'?  He's missed an open goal there. 

[Redforever86]

Those security card reader things you get with online banking.

Need to use it to send money to anyone I’ve nae paid afore. Fucking pain in the ass when it’s miles away and then you can’t remember the pin. 
 

Also plastic bank notes ability to be folded.

[manboobs109]

People that can't make a cup of fucking tea. Let the fucking thing brew for fuck sake. 

[1903Fitba]

Folk on Facebook offering donations/to cook for people if they can’t afford food for their kids etc. 
 

Usually posted by people who can’t keep their mouth shut to keep it private or couldn’t cook a bag of microwave rice without fucking it up.
 

Just the newest “look at me” social media trend.  

[manboobs109]

37 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

Folk on Facebook offering donations/to cook for people if they can’t afford food for their kids etc. 
 

Usually posted by people who can’t keep their mouth shut to keep it private or couldn’t cook a bag of microwave rice without fucking it up.
 

Just the newest “look at me” social media trend.  

You should take them up on it. Totally pish on their chips. Make it as public as you can that you are taking them up on it too. 

[1903Fitba]

Was tempted by can’t be fucked with the backlash. A lot are from work so would just cause me headaches. 
 

Just donate food to the local food banks and shut the fuck up. I highly doubt anybody would contact some random on Facebook asking for a cooked meal. I’d rather starve or steal (from Sainsburys, never liked them)  

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Reckon they'd be up for just bringing a few cans of strong lager to the door?

'Make sure you bring something to wash it doon with ya cunt' would go down well

[styrofoamplates]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

" Could you also bring me 20 B&H, a £50 Amazon gift card and a decent wank mag?"

What was your wank mag of choice back in the day? 
 

Would make a good thread that would. 

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

What was your wank mag of choice back in the day? 
 

Would make a good thread that would. 

Mayfair. Classier flange

[1903Fitba]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Whatever ones I found in hedges. 

Certainly underrated until recently by our fans. Better than Wright/McLennan anyway. 

[styrofoamplates]

Escort was usually my go to. 
 

Maybe some 40+ on occasion 

[manboobs109]

Big Jugs Monthly

Club International

The wee German hardcore ones you only got in the dodgy shops 

[styrofoamplates]

If I didn't pull upon an evening in Espionage, Priory, Ministry, Amadeus or Poo Naa Na's I would saunter up to the Pie and Porn shop on Chapel Street (not it's official name) and treat myself to a bottle of Irn Bru, a stale mince pie and a copy of whatever filth mag took my fancy. 

On quite a few occasions I ended up pulling at the taxi rank or on the walk home and then had to hide the scud mag in the flat or house I went back to and then retrieve it the next morning so I could enjoy a lazy wank once I got home. I never got caught and never left a porn mag behind. 

Maybe I should have upon occasion. Would have been funny for the lady in question or her flatmate to find a copy of Shaven Ravers stuffed behind the bathroom radiator six months later. 

[Betty Swallicks]

2 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

If I didn't pull upon an evening in Espionage, Priory, Ministry, Amadeus or Poo Naa Na's I would saunter up to the Pie and Porn shop on Chapel Street (not it's official name) and treat myself to a bottle of Irn Bru, a stale mince pie and a copy of whatever filth mag took my fancy. 

On quite a few occasions I ended up pulling at the taxi rank or on the walk home and then had to hide the scud mag in the flat or house I went back to and then retrieve it the next morning so I could enjoy a lazy wank once I got home. I never got caught and never left a porn mag behind. 

Maybe I should have upon occasion. Would have been funny for the lady in question or her flatmate to find a copy of Shaven Ravers stuffed behind the bathroom radiator six months later. 

rolls eyes

[styrofoamplates]

1 minute ago, Betty Swallicks said:

rolls eyes

?

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

 

On quite a few occasions I ended up pulling at the taxi rank or on the walk home 

Couldn't even wait till you got home? 

[Bluto10]

2 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

If I didn't pull upon an evening in Espionage, Priory, Ministry, Amadeus or Poo Naa Na's I would saunter up to the Pie and Porn shop on Chapel Street (not it's official name) and treat myself to a bottle of Irn Bru, a stale mince pie and a copy of whatever filth mag took my fancy. 

On quite a few occasions I ended up pulling at the taxi rank or on the walk home and then had to hide the scud mag in the flat or house I went back to and then retrieve it the next morning so I could enjoy a lazy wank once I got home. I never got caught and never left a porn mag behind. 

Maybe I should have upon occasion. Would have been funny for the lady in question or her flatmate to find a copy of Shaven Ravers stuffed behind the bathroom radiator six months later. 

if I never pulled and the crew did, I’d go into alldays newington edbrgh and grab myself 6 or 7 dairylea lunchables and ginsters hold them on a copy of loaded or fhm and walk out.

happened a lot. 

got caught.

Survived to tell the tale

 

 

 

[Bluto10]

26 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Couldn't even wait till you got home? 

what was his name?

[Arabian Knight]

fuckin slaverin cunt..awa n feed the bairns eh

[maryhilldon]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 Loved the Clash's version of that song. 

?

[YorkDon]

Cunts that say expresso instead of espresso.

[Redforever86]

Some cunt out the back of me has a string of Christmas style (nae multicoloured) lights on already. 
 

Jesusfuckingchristmastime.

[YorkDon]

Was chatting to the boy doing physio on my Achilles yesterday and was chatting about Dublin.We’re meant to be going at the start of December, to which he proceeded to regale me with a story of his first trip to Dublin where he claimed to have had 20 pints of Guinness.

I challenged him on it, but he was adamant he had 20 pints.

Still calling bullshit on it tho.