Holidays 2019

[BrianFaePerth]

^^if there was any doubt these places are for minks, this removes it

[BrianFaePerth]

I've got a hatred of public pools as it is.

 

The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood.

 

Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water.

 

So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered.

 

I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia.

 

Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination.

 

Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this"

 

Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin.

 

I despise it with a serious passion.

Public pools LOL

[Poodler]

I've got a hatred of public pools as it is.

 

The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood.

 

Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water.

 

So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered.

 

I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia.

 

Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination.

 

Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this"

 

Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin.

 

I despise it with a serious passion.

 

Gads

[Simply Red]

Been to butlins in wales with the boys club fitba team about 13yo for a uk fitba comp and got our medals at the end of it fae Emlyn Hughes. Which was nice.

That was a good week. Playing fitba, fichting english lads, arcades and tabs and chatting up exotics fae Hull like Sooper says.

Also went to the shiine on music festival at Bristol butlins a few year back. That was fucking tip top. Middle of November so whole place was just gig punters. Great weekend. No fucking about with tents required.

Carpets/mondays/northside/stereo mcs/the farm/the orb/peter hook/bentley rhythm ace/etc

[OddJob]

@@OddJob how you finding the constant nasal whining of the weegie minks?

Just wonderful Cavey ha ha

 

I certainly wouldn’t come back that’s for sure. Was at Haggerston with the bairn in May and thought of trying here to see if it was any different but clearly not

[ddia]

I've got a hatred of public pools as it is.

 

The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood.

 

Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water.

 

So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered.

 

I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia.

 

Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination.

 

Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this"

 

Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin.

 

I despise it with a serious passion.

 

 

Primary school and it was time to complete my 100m swim so I could get a certificate proving I was a competent swimmer.

 

I was nervous as not confident in the water. While waiting for my turn at side of pool I picked up what I thought was a small piece of plastic and started nibbling nervously on it.

 

Took around a minute to realise it was a discarded toe nail. 

[maryhilldon]

#awimmingpooltales

 

Anyone ever break the ‘no petting’ rule?

Clydeside_Sheep

[Redforever86]

#awimmingpooltales

 

Anyone ever break the ‘no petting’ rule?

I was at some public pool/water park in Stanley Park Vancouver aged about 12 when some black bird tried to pull my shorts down while in the company of my sister. Never been able to get an erection in chorline filled water since.

[OddJob]

I was at some public pool/water park in Stanley Park Vancouver aged about 12 when some black bird tried to pull my shorts down while in the company of my sister. Never been able to get an erection in chorline filled water since.

Ha ha ha belter

[Redforever86]

Ha ha ha belter

I thought this memory might of been one that I’d imprinted in my own mind.

 

Leading from a subconscious lust to be humiliated by superior North American ebony women.

 

Alas, despite the fact it was 20 years ago google maps has helped me confirm it happened at 2nd beach pool.

 

Might struggle to wank tonight.

[The Boofon]

I was at Butlins in Bognor Regis 3 years ago. It was fucking ace.

[BrianFaePerth]

I was at Butlins in Bognor Regis 3 years ago. It was fucking ace.

That’s because you’re scum

[The Boofon]

That’s because you’re scum

 

 

Nope. Great holiday. Good complex, good accommodation, good food and good weather. 

 

Also managed to spot a bottle of Glenlivet 12 year old on the bar that was getting sold for the same price as a Bells so I managed to demolish that on my own.

 

Fantastic.

[BrianFaePerth]

Singapore vibes for the fam in November.

 

#TurnLeftOnboard

[BrianFaePerth]

Ooh look at that massive Financial Headquarters Dad.

 

Plenty more where that came from Briana.

 

[Bluto10]

it’s nae quite the Italian lakes Bri, but I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.

[BrianFaePerth]

That’s true it’s not, exactly why we’re going.

[Guest Singaporesteve]

Plenty to see and do here in Singapore Brian.   Let me know if you need any info, ( good food, hookers etc etc)

- Brix is good for the higher end South American hooker.

- Orchard towers ( 4 floors of whores ) for your bog standard SE Asian $150 a shotty slut. 

- Geylang, for your street whore.

Prostitution is legal here so no dramas their but do stay on the right side of the law, got the death penalty for the naughty stuff.

 

Johor Bahru and Legoland is a bit of a let down, however their is some beautiful uislands to visit a 2 hour drive up the coast.  Get to Mersing and spend some time on a nice island resort. 

any issues in JB then PM me as im over there every other weekend visiting my wee boy and his mental mother. 

Enjoy 

[BrianFaePerth]

Are there things to do in between brothels and Legoland,or is that it?

That’s more than enough

[Bluto10]

@@Bluto10

Prior to my jaunt onto your doorstep me n the Bullsheep are over to Holland next weekend....ill be doing the proverbial double Dutch that week as I'll be back 6 days later

Hitting Tilburg for a couple of nights. I've walked the streets via Google maps, looks bloody great.

We're setting up base camp at Little Devil Rock bar.

Consider this an open invitation.

Bring cocaine.

Will see what I can do Cheese

 

La Trappe Trappist brewery is in(just outside) Tilburg.

You’d like their Quadruple

[shut up meg]

@@Bluto10

 

Prior to my jaunt onto your doorstep me n the Bullsheep are over to Holland next weekend....ill be doing the proverbial double Dutch that week as I'll be back 6 days later

 

Hitting Tilburg for a couple of nights. I've walked the streets via Google maps, looks bloody great.

 

We're setting up base camp at Little Devil Rock bar.

 

Consider this an open invitation.

 

Bring cocaine.

 

He'll bottle it!

[Bluto10]

I’m inviting you Meg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you’ll bottle it!

[shut up meg]

I’m inviting you Meg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you’ll bottle it!

 

I'm not a big drinker now bluto, an afternoon and evening on the Belgian beers would wipe me out now.

Gone are the days of week long binges.

[Bluto10]

what you in Tilburg for anyway Cheese?

and why back a week later?

[Bluto10]

what you in Tilburg for anyway Cheese?

and why back a week later?

[Bluto10]

Ive had that before most likely based off a BMG photo.

Has always just presumed it was Belgian. Well I never!

only time I’ve ever been to Tilburg was to go the brewery and cafe

[minijc]

Had a fantastic day in Orchard Towers when I was in Sinapore then went over to the dark side

[Bluto10]

Sounds good Cheese

[Fridge]

Seven floors of whores

 

Never been but a friend told me he had to go the embassy or bank I think next door?

 

Anyway was 9am in the morning or something and the door opened to blaring music and utter drunken debauchery.

 

Can’t be condoned.

[Bluto10]

that boozer looks to have decent beer Cheese.