Howard Marks

Fancy a pint there? If it's really shit I'll buy you another pint.

Elaborate, please.

Ooooops, I've dildo-ed abdy again. Happy dildo day. It comes from a place of love.

Cheers. Just gave you another one, in case the first one breaks or gets stuck.

Jill Dildo

I've just dildoed the last four posts on this thread. Enjoy lads x

Thanks @styrofoamplates. Appreciated.

Can I have a dildo please Carol?

Finger lickin' good.

Which bar may I ask? If you are at liberty to say? Bang goes their potential to sell good stuff then. No one is paying top dollar for a decent single malt if it has to have ice in it. Fair enough if it's in a cocktail or whatever but you wouldn't put good whisky in a cocktail.

Markies Vodka. My fave.

Unfortunately not. I was out walking in the hills today. Not long back and having a cheeky Islay Single Malt while watching The Chase.

Street cred wise, I have plenty to base it on. Noize wise, I use a decibel thing and the upper deck Dons Day Out kids are louder than the Red Shed.

Watch out! It's time you had a drink! Clocking in at the bar!

If the sight and sounds of 4000 Ultras Aberdeen can't motivate our team, then they must try harder. Both the club and the fans.