Latest Purchase Thread

[Simply Red]

Never realised buckburn had such a high number of toothless, ex-con junkies. I drive thru it a lot and stop at the shop and these sort are everywhere. (Nae you tho Dayts)

[daytripping]

13 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Never realised buckburn had such a high number of toothless, ex-con junkies. I drive thru it a lot and stop at the shop and these sort are everywhere. (Nae you tho Dayts)

Place has gone downhill, affordable housing tagged on to new builds. Trackies and pitbulls everywhere.

[Joe pike]

28 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Place has gone downhill, affordable housing tagged on to new builds. Trackies and pitbulls everywhere.

Heard that new flats up the hill on Auchmill Rd is a haven for immigrants with only a small proportion actually paying any rent.

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Heard that new flats up the hill on Auchmill Rd is a haven for immigrants with only a small proportion actually paying any rent.

No issues with that if they're law abiding citizens and stay away from my house and family.

No building mosques though with call to pray towers shouting rubbish when I'm still in my kip, I'd be angry then.

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Heard that new flats up the hill on Auchmill Rd is a haven for immigrants with only a small proportion actually paying any rent.

DAYTS and cheeser getting run all over by the "darkies". Union will look after them....

[daytripping]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

DAYTS and cheeser getting run all over by the "darkies". Union will look after them....

Despite the influx of immigrants and minks crime rates are still at lows, very safe place to live. They know their place.

[Redforever86]

Sounds like it's going downhill. 

 

Aberdeen fast becoming the Scottish Detroit. 

[daytripping]

Looking for suit buying advice, not bought one in over 20 years. Is Slaters still the go to place for fitted suits, anywhere else?

TIA.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Sounds like it's going downhill. 

 

Aberdeen fast becoming the Scottish Detroit. 

The minks do breed like rats, generally pretty thick cunts who don't cause any problems, happy enough walking about with an oversized killer dog trying to look hard. Benefits must give them enough cash.

They know better than to try any shit on my manor, typically cross the road when i'm out on an evening stroll.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Looking for suit buying advice, not bought one in over 20 years. Is Slaters still the go to place for fitted suits, anywhere else?

TIA.

Court appearance?

[milne_afc]

6 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Looking for suit buying advice, not bought one in over 20 years. Is Slaters still the go to place for fitted suits, anywhere else?

TIA.

I had to buy one for a wedding last year. Slaters was full of Peaky Blinders imitation crap. Ended up getting something from Markies(online). Will never wear it again.

 

edit: I looked like shit

[Roberto]

I like Master Debonair for a suit.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I had to buy one for a wedding last year. Slaters was full of Peaky Blinders imitation crap. Ended up getting something from Markies(online). Will never wear it again.

 

edit: I looked like shit

What about when you put the suit on?

[daytripping]

Just now, milne_afc said:

I had to buy one for a wedding last year. Slaters was full of Peaky Blinders imitation crap. Ended up getting something from Markies(online). Will never wear it again.

It's the sizings putting me off buying online. I'm thinking a black all round useful suit, as Bri said, court, plus funerals, weddings, debt collecting etc.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

I like Master Debonair for a suit.

They got an Aberdeen shop?
 

[milne_afc]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

What about when you put the suit on?

Your limited humour doesn’t really work when I’ve already been self deprecating. 

[Redforever86]

Need to go to a proper city to get a decent suit these days. 

[Roberto]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

They got an Aberdeen shop?
 

They don't but see what RF says.

Aberdeen is shite for a decent suit.

[Dad]

7 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Your limited humour doesn’t really work when I’ve already been self deprecating. 

Whereas Bri is self defecating

[Poodler]

Nae get a kilt, Dayts? 
 

nae underwear - easy access for the above raping 

[Zeus]

Wrang thread.

FTHC

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, daytripping said:

No issues with that if they're law abiding citizens and stay away from my house and family.

No building mosques though with call to pray towers shouting rubbish when I'm still in my kip, I'd be angry then.

Aye its locals im on about. 
Usual toothless, obnoxious, robbing junkie bastards. 
 

Indigenous junkies and neds are the scourge of this country.
 

[Simply Red]

Strange one on the dons online shop. Anyones missus got a pair?

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Strange one on the dons online shop. Anyones missus got a pair?

You should view the reader's wives thread for that content.

@Poodlerknows the craic.

 

[Zeus]

Decking cleaner

[Dad]

A cordless battery powered mower 👍

 

I'm pumped up waiting to receive this by fuck - hoo mama 

[sigh]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

A cordless battery powered mower 👍

 

I'm pumped up waiting to receive this by fuck - hoo mama 

Used one a few times, nice and light, you do need to think ahead to charge battery (I'm going to cut the grass tomorrow etc) as opposed to just chucking some petrol in the mower and doing it there and then

 

[Don Fonte]

A new set of golf clubs.

[sigh]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

A new set of golf clubs.

Donnay ones obviously

[Bluto10]

 spending money on/to play golf 

 

lol