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#25471 ONLINE   Roberto

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Posted Yesterday, 06:41 AM

Drinkin



An ex left me a voice message on Friday, pished. 5 years ago we broke up. Just broken up with her man. I was intrigued.

I got her over to hear it in person.

Shouldn't have done that.

Should know to wank before making these decisions.

 

I gave you 6 months... didn't even last 3. Haha.


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"Maybe I will never be all the things that I want to be

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#25472 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted Yesterday, 08:27 AM

Industrial. Can hear Mushroomhead/ Slipknot/ Rammstein primitive beginnings in there. Not for the faint hearted.

Ruiner is ace


Shades of Metallica imo.
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limericks etc..,


#25473 ONLINE   Poodler

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Posted Yesterday, 08:57 AM

 
I gave you 6 months... didn't even last 3. Haha.



Never put a finger on her
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#25474 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted Yesterday, 09:05 AM

Never put a finger on her

 

 

No. Just some urine, spunk and slivers.


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#25475 ONLINE   Roberto

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Posted Yesterday, 09:51 AM

Never put a finger on her

 

.......

 

 

 

No. Just some urine, spunk and slivers.

 

Haha.


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"Maybe I will never be all the things that I want to be

But now is not the time to cry now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see you and I, WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER"


#25476 OFFLINE   reekie_dock

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Posted Yesterday, 11:07 AM

Never put a finger on her


Aye just inside her
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#25477 OFFLINE   spamspamspam

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Posted Yesterday, 03:58 PM

Has anybody ever fitted their own skirting board?

Will be looking to do it soon. Fucking paying someone.


Piece of piss.

Get a cheap mitre saw from B&Q for the corners and you're a the bash
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Tiger style

#25478 ONLINE   1903Fitba

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Posted Yesterday, 04:16 PM

Piece of piss.
Get a cheap mitre saw from B&Q for the corners and you're a the bash


Was planning on getting one as I’ll probably end up laying the floor as well.

Not moved in yet, just planning what to do. As I said forget paying someone to do it if it’s simple enough.

Nice one
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#25479 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted Yesterday, 11:20 PM

when will cunts click this cunts fled tae Oz tae escape police fir crimes against mens cocks. Mind when boy george goat the jile fir chainin the rent boy tae ez radiator n pitting a bottle eh bud up ez erse..thats the tip eh the iceberg wi this cunt. They bent chats aboot ozzie rules fitba r aw code fir meeting up wi the rock n gan oot oan the rampage Jeff dahmer style. Ez missus is n the derk aboot it aw like wit fritzls wis

Still ending myself at this....  

 

Was sitting laughing like fuck at this yesterday on the train..     Brilliant posting..    One of the funniest I've ever seen and why we keep coming back to these forums.. 

 

'crimes against mens cocks'  hahahahaha.   :hysterical:


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In me mucky mouth. 


#25480 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted Yesterday, 11:40 PM

Takes me a long time to decipher Arabian Knights posts but it is definitely worth the effort.
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#25481 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted Today, 12:49 AM

Like fuck it is
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I've moved to California

#25482 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted Today, 12:59 AM

Like fuck it is

You're 1 post away from 9000 posts. 

 

Make it a good one, like the 8999 that preceded it.   :whistling:

 

Sitting listening to fucking THIS drinking camomile tea !!


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In me mucky mouth. 


#25483 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted Today, 07:23 AM

You're 1 post away from 9000 posts. 
 
Make it a good one, like the 8999 that preceded it.   :whistling:
 
Sitting listening to fucking THIS drinking camomile tea !!
https://www.youtube....SRH4fix4&t=758s


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I've moved to California

#25484 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Today, 11:37 AM

2017/2018 tax return

Think ill try again tomorrow
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TPFKATGLA 


#25485 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted Today, 12:26 PM

^ ages for that man. January is it no?
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#25486 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Today, 12:28 PM

^ ages for that man. January is it no?


My tax cunts are needing all details by the end of this month - for some reason
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TPFKATGLA 


#25487 ONLINE   dave_min

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Posted Today, 12:30 PM

My tax cunts are needing all details by the end of this month - for some reason


Fake your own death.
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#25488 OFFLINE   Redforever86

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Posted Today, 12:31 PM

My tax cunts are needing all details by the end of this month - for some reason

 

Do it yourself, piece of piss. Leave it till at least January the 25th as well. 


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#25489 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Today, 12:45 PM

Get an EBT
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#25490 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Today, 12:48 PM

 
Do it yourself, piece of piss. Leave it till at least January the 25th as well. 

I really cant deal with the cunts as Im away more than half the year and cant deal with their pain in the arse queries if I have no Internet/phone/access to my mail -

Edit - my flats on the market and the tenants have been out since March, so dont have to deal with the whole tax thing after this year

Edited by Bad_Mobby, Today, 12:51 PM.

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TPFKATGLA 


#25491 ONLINE   HairyPie

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Posted Today, 12:48 PM

Get an EBT

 

Actually not a bad idea.


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#25492 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Today, 12:49 PM

 
Actually not a bad idea.


If it's good enough for the Huns, it's good enough for mobby
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#25493 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted Today, 12:50 PM

Get an EBT

 

 

Have a bath.


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#25494 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Today, 12:53 PM

 
 
Have a bath.


If you get your hair cut
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