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#61 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:30 PM

You: Furry boots in Brazil do you bide?
Stranger: ohhhh really!? I'm a graphic designer too!
Stranger: sorry, I don't understand tyour question
You: It means where in Braziil do you live.
Stranger: ok! I live in Paraná, in the the of the most largest hydroelectric power plant in the world
Stranger: do you kwon Itaipu?
You: Sorry, I don't know it
You: I only know Brazil for football and rainforests
You: and Brazil nuts


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#62 OFFLINE   minijc

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:32 PM

Stranger: hi
You: cha cha slide baby
Stranger: sounds a bit too difficult
You: ALS
Stranger: 21, sweden, female
Stranger: you?
You: ooh sweden I am 20 from USA and female, you got a boyfriend sweety
Stranger: oh, no I don't
You: ooh why not
You: ugly
Stranger: I don't know.. just haven't found anyone
Stranger: and you?
You: nah I am a genius
Stranger: ah, cool
You: are you nice looking
Stranger: depends on what you like
You: I like blonde
You: nice boobies, and bumsy
Stranger: okay
You: you got that
Stranger: some, not that blonde right now though
You: ooh you got a pic?
Stranger: sure
You: send away
Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.f...482936_2871.jpg
You: ahh long john silver look
Stranger: http://photos-f.ak.f..._726669_345.jpg
Stranger: yeah
You: nice,
You: you look haggered like an old stone, sorry
Stranger: hahaha
You: http://images.mirror...CBC2C19BB09.jpg
You: this is me
Stranger: haha
You: what is funny
Stranger: everything
You: are you good to have around the place, played for dundee united
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#63 OFFLINE   rgudon

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:33 PM

Stranger: eeek
You: areet
You: far you fae?
Stranger: sorry?
You: where u from?
Stranger: uk
You: where about?
Stranger: leeds
You: dirty leeds, u support leeds?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im from the midlands
Stranger: support aston villa
Stranger: im jess
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: MACHEDA
You: MACHEDA
You: MACHEDA
Stranger: calm down
Stranger: whats so funny
You: u not watch villa today?
Stranger: no
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 21
You: male or female?
Stranger: i told you my names jess...
Stranger: dopey!
You: Eoin jess? fukin legend!
Stranger: where are you?
You: Aberdeen
Stranger: ahh ok
You: what you think of jimmy calderwood?
You: JMG or JIG, im JMG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this game is gettin boring, everytime you mention calderwood they log out.

Edited by rgudon, 05 April 2009 - 08:37 PM.

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#64 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:34 PM

Stranger: hi
You: cha cha slide baby
Stranger: sounds a bit too difficult
You: ALS
Stranger: 21, sweden, female
Stranger: you?
You: ooh sweden I am 20 from USA and female, you got a boyfriend sweety
Stranger: oh, no I don't
You: ooh why not
You: ugly
Stranger: I don't know.. just haven't found anyone
Stranger: and you?
You: nah I am a genius
Stranger: ah, cool
You: are you nice looking
Stranger: depends on what you like
You: I like blonde
You: nice boobies, and bumsy
Stranger: okay
You: you got that
Stranger: some, not that blonde right now though
You: ooh you got a pic?
Stranger: sure
You: send away
Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.f...482936_2871.jpg
You: ahh long john silver look
Stranger: http://photos-f.ak.f..._726669_345.jpg
Stranger: yeah
You: nice,
You: you look haggered like an old stone, sorry
Stranger: hahaha
You: http://images.mirror...CBC2C19BB09.jpg
You: this is me
Stranger: haha
You: what is funny
Stranger: everything
You: are you good to have around the place, played for dundee united

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#65 OFFLINE   Peterheid Loon

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:40 PM

Stranger: hi
You: cha cha slide baby
Stranger: sounds a bit too difficult
You: ALS
Stranger: 21, sweden, female
Stranger: you?
You: ooh sweden I am 20 from USA and female, you got a boyfriend sweety
Stranger: oh, no I don't
You: ooh why not
You: ugly
Stranger: I don't know.. just haven't found anyone
Stranger: and you?
You: nah I am a genius
Stranger: ah, cool
You: are you nice looking
Stranger: depends on what you like
You: I like blonde
You: nice boobies, and bumsy
Stranger: okay
You: you got that
Stranger: some, not that blonde right now though
You: ooh you got a pic?
Stranger: sure
You: send away
Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.f...482936_2871.jpg
You: ahh long john silver look
Stranger: http://photos-f.ak.f..._726669_345.jpg
Stranger: yeah
You: nice,
You: you look haggered like an old stone, sorry
Stranger: hahaha
You: http://images.mirror...CBC2C19BB09.jpg
You: this is me
Stranger: haha
You: what is funny
Stranger: everything
You: are you good to have around the place, played for dundee united



You just blew a fantastic chance to let someone take your flower there Minijc, could have been an end to the Get Niall Nailed Campaign in that one conversation. :laughing: :laughing: ;-)
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#66 OFFLINE   Dandyjam

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:41 PM

This one is quality especially the last two lines:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: pot !
You: im jimmy
Stranger: im Sebastian
You: where u from
Stranger: im from germany
Stranger: munich
Stranger: and you ?
You: aberdeen in scotland
Stranger: wow i love scottland, ill be there next week probably..
Stranger: if i get a flight
You: u should come see my football team on saturday
Stranger: haha :D ok if ill be around :D;D
Stranger: haha
You: if your good to have around the place we'll get on fine
Stranger: football = soccer or american football ?
Stranger: im just good at soccer
You: soccer, im a manager
Stranger: i`m an absolute beginner at american footbal
Stranger: ha, nice :D our bavarian team, fc bayern, had a terrible lose yesterday
You: what position you play, maybe i'll sign you
Stranger: :D:D libero
Stranger: hm is it called libero in scottland as well ?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: dunno :D
You: bayern we played you in uefa cup last season
Stranger: oh yeah uefa :D
Stranger: we werent that bad
Stranger: a long time ago
Stranger: :D
You: wee sone and big josh scored i was happy
Stranger: :D:D
You: andin 2nd leg lost 5-1 in allianz and we were sloppy
Stranger: yeah :D that must have been heavy, but we had the allianz arena
Stranger: bayern got quite used to it
Stranger: it is about 5 years old now
Stranger: i think
You: naw was last year, my jobs been on the line ever since
Stranger: aah ok ! wow but you shouldn`t be blamed :D bayern is good @ home
Stranger: what team do you manage ?
You: aberdeen, maybe u have heard of me
Stranger: of course i heard of your team :D wow i am surprised to talk to the manager of aberdeen *weeh*
Stranger: well, aberdeen rocks in scottland, dont they ?
Stranger: in scottish premier league
You: they used to but im dragging them down so im told
Stranger: bah, don`t listen !
You: they are lucky to have me with all my contacts in the game
Stranger: yeah, im not very talented in managing :D
You: neither am i but u dont have to be, i just gave darren mackie a 3 year deal after all
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#67 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:43 PM

Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: ur uhly
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: whore
You: My Balls are itchy
Stranger: dicksuker
You: Suck my balls
Stranger: i want to lick them
Stranger: im a girl
You: Get on with it
Stranger: lick my pussy
You: Suck my balls
Stranger: suck my boobs.
Stranger: tap my ass.
You: Balls first


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#68 OFFLINE   minijc

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:44 PM

er: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: heyup
You: 20/f/Orlando
Stranger: 21 f finland
Stranger: lesbian, interested?
You: ooh are you nice looking
Stranger: sure
Stranger: smoking hot
You: ooh pictures?
Stranger: how about u?
Stranger: mom
Stranger: moment please
You: ok no problem, I am reasonable, really tanned though
Stranger: wait got to upload it
You: no problemo
You: you got a BF
Stranger: no
You: ooh why not, thought you were smoking hot
You: or are you on fire and just said that
Stranger: http://img11.imagesh...07/16225206.jpg here it is
Stranger: yes but im a lesbian
Stranger: and interested??
You: oooof, lovely
You: interested in what
Stranger: picture of you
Stranger: lesbian action
You: I lied I am actually barry Ferguson, a famous footballer, I like pishing in swimming pools and abusing my international manager
Stranger: I lied too
You: http://static.guim.c...rguson--001.jpg here I am
You: boo you suck then
Stranger: i've got 2 dick
Stranger: s
You: I bet you are a wee boy with a nervous twitchj
Stranger: and your ugly
You: one on your face I imagine
Stranger: suck my dicks
Stranger: at the same time
You: haw you, am no ugly Am pure MINTAL MIN
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#69 OFFLINE   DodgyKeeper

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:48 PM

Everyone having fun? :laughing:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: where from ?
You: Glasgow, Scotland
You: You?
Stranger: paris, france
Stranger: dude or lady ?
You: Guy
Stranger: FOR GOD'S SAKE, I HATE SCOTLAND !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#70 OFFLINE   Scarface

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:51 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: Do you think JIG or JMG?
Stranger: What's that?
You: Jimmy Is God or Jimmy Must Go?
Stranger: Who's Jimmy?
You: The Tangoman
Stranger: I think that Jimmy has to kill himself
You: do you think Bobby Connor is a good guy?
Stranger: Probably
You: and what about Mini JC
Stranger: nah. he's a jerk
You: and what about Dandyjam
Stranger: dandy jan wishes she wasn't fat
You: and how about Clangers
Stranger: he is sad because his father drinks too much then beats him.
Stranger: why are you asking about these people
You: just for fun
Stranger: OK
You: what about Stewart Milne
Stranger: j.s. milne's brother?
You: No, Wiggy
Stranger: ok i'm done
Stranger: ciao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#71 OFFLINE   rgudon

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:51 PM

Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/usa
You: u?
Stranger: 19/f/usa
Stranger: lezz
You: i am indeed, u?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u butch or fem?
You: ooooh this could be good
You: fem, u?
Stranger: yessssssssss
Stranger: fem
Stranger: i love fems
You: ah this isnt gonna work
You: cant have 2 fems together
You: like playin the long ball tactic to bebo and mackie up front, just doesnt work.
Stranger: well im more dom
You: unless u send me a pic?
Stranger: talk for now babe
Stranger: maybe after :laughing:
You: ooohhh after what?
Stranger: some chatting
Stranger: ..............cybering :laughing:
Stranger: what r ur stats?
You: ooohh dont turn me on
Stranger: baby ill do more than turn u on
Stranger: u there?
You: will you take me to a cup final?
You: only 3 bad defeats out of 200, u?
Stranger: u have any toys
Stranger: ?
You: yes i do, its called a darren mackie vibrator, initially it was a good vibrator but just never finished the job
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: talk to me dirty
Stranger: i want to cum
You: ooohhh dont make me talk dirty
You: mmm ok, imagine this, a sensual and settled 4-4-2 every week, with the same players playing in their proper position with Mark McGhee in charge.
You: u turned on yet?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#72 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:51 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
You: I am a weegie
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 male, scotland
You: Suck my baws
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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#73 OFFLINE   Pash

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:52 PM

You: when i say fit you say like
You: fit
Stranger: like
You: fit
Stranger: like
You: when i say nae you say bad
You: nae
Stranger: bad
You: nae
Stranger: bad
You: when i say jimmy you say fat moron
You: jimmy
Stranger: moron
You: jimmy
Stranger: moron
You: i love you
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:52 PM

This one is quality especially the last two lines:

If that one wiz for real, it wiz priceless
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 08:59 PM

Stranger: asl?
You: 21/f/usa
You: u?
Stranger: 19/f/usa
Stranger: lezz
You: i am indeed, u?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u butch or fem?
You: ooooh this could be good
You: fem, u?
Stranger: yessssssssss
Stranger: fem
Stranger: i love fems
You: ah this isnt gonna work
You: cant have 2 fems together
You: like playin the long ball tactic to bebo and mackie up front, just doesnt work.
Stranger: well im more dom
You: unless u send me a pic?
Stranger: talk for now babe
Stranger: maybe after :laughing:
You: ooohhh after what?
Stranger: some chatting
Stranger: ..............cybering :laughing:
Stranger: what r ur stats?
You: ooohh dont turn me on
Stranger: baby ill do more than turn u on
Stranger: u there?
You: will you take me to a cup final?
You: only 3 bad defeats out of 200, u?
Stranger: u have any toys
Stranger: ?
You: yes i do, its called a darren mackie vibrator, initially it was a good vibrator but just never finished the job
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: talk to me dirty
Stranger: i want to cum
You: ooohhh dont make me talk dirty
You: mmm ok, imagine this, a sensual and settled 4-4-2 every week, with the same players playing in their proper position with Mark McGhee in charge.
You: u turned on yet?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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#76 OFFLINE   Peterheid Loon

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:00 PM

4505 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: How are you?
Stranger: I'm great. How about you?
You: good thanks, what's your name?
Stranger: Carter. Yours?
You: Simmie
Stranger: What country are you from? I'm from the US.
You: From Scotland, live in Aberdeen. I used to be a football player.
Stranger: Thats awesome.
Stranger: I haven't spoken with any Scotts yet besides you/
You: cheers, have you heard of Ian Durrant?
Stranger: Only people from Holland, England, and Brazil...
Stranger: Ian Durant, not off hand...
You: ah right. I got into trouble when i played against him and buckled his knee and he cried like a baby, but he got in the way first. Honestly!
Stranger: Ouch. Sounds fun.
Stranger: Haha.
You: It was fun!!! ha ha!! The fans made up a fantastic song about it and worship me for it. I rock!
Stranger: Thats cool.
Stranger: I play bass guitar in a band called Crowd/Control.
You: cheers, he was a dirty hun anyway so no great loss to Scottish football.
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#77 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:01 PM

You: Hi?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm eating ice cream!
You: I'm having a wank.


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#78 OFFLINE   minijc

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:03 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
You: Hey I am a soccer coach from Scotland
Stranger: I'm a veterinarian from NYC, US
You: ahh have you heard of me, James Calderwood
Stranger: goalkeeper? imposter? lol
You: nah i am a manager
Stranger: Ahh, enjoy it?
You: I tried to sign a fellow citizen called Josheph Lapira
You: I am very stressed and under pressure
Stranger: What happens if you're not successful?
Stranger: Yank returns home
You: I will get the sack, people are going to protest against me and everything, they have targetted my hosue with stickets and posters
Stranger: They couldn't sack you, could they? Although you all take your soccer quite seriously!
You: yeah, the fans detest me, I have only had 3 bad games
You: my tactics are good but the fans say that long balls from DEFENCE
You: to attack is not good
You: http://www.afc-chat....showtopic=20624
Stranger: But you've only had three bad games! We have baseball and (american) football teams that are horrible for years that still have the fan love.
You: yeah but these people arn't like us people from Glasgow, they arn't gallus enough unlike wee chrissy
Stranger: that forum..you've got a hoard afteryou
You: yeah I fera for my life, hence why I leave aberdeen and move to Magaluf for a few days
Stranger: A few days might not be enough for you, I fear.
You: Yeah, even little Darren has fallen out with me, he would run through brick walls for me but now he hates me, him and his turra mates want me dead
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#79 OFFLINE   Maniac Cop

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:08 PM

This could run and run.....
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:12 PM

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: im dutch
Stranger: ever done a dutch rudder?
Stranger: its where i hold my dick and you move my arm up and down so its like you jacking me off but im doing it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



c**t never let me get a reply in.


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#81 OFFLINE   minijc

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:14 PM

Stranger: moshi moshi
You: hi I am jimmy
Stranger: im timmy
You: I am a football manager in scotland, WAY
You: what about you
Stranger: cool r u rich??
Stranger: im a rich bitch
You: yes, been taking a hefty wage form the club for 5 years now and delivery very little, two semi finals is all I need
Stranger: ahahahhh
Stranger: u lieee
You: no I don't
Stranger: send me some moneyzzz
Stranger: plzzzz
Stranger: zzzzzzzz
You: I'll send you Darren Mackie
Stranger: do not want everrrr
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:17 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello
You: Do you think JIG or JMG?
Stranger: What's that?
You: Jimmy Is God or Jimmy Must Go?
Stranger: Who's Jimmy?
You: The Tangoman
Stranger: I think that Jimmy has to kill himself
You: do you think Bobby Connor is a good guy?
Stranger: Probably
You: and what about Mini JC
Stranger: nah. he's a jerk
You: and what about Dandyjam
Stranger: dandy jan wishes she wasn't fat
You: and how about Clangers
Stranger: he is sad because his father drinks too much then beats him.
Stranger: why are you asking about these people
You: just for fun
Stranger: OK
You: what about Stewart Milne
Stranger: j.s. milne's brother?
You: No, Wiggy
Stranger: ok i'm done
Stranger: ciao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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This is one of the funniest threads I've read in my life
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Butcher had the ICT players training every day in the winter break...Broon let the squad go off on holiday while he watched the box set of Midsomer Murders Archie gave him for Xmas while dunking custard creams and nodding off between episodes...there was only ever going to be one result today...Broon is a charlatan and a wage thief...the sooner some folk wake up to the fraudulent cu*ts behaviour the better...he's taking us for cu*ts...pure and simple

 


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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:18 PM

4433 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh no
You: have you pissed yoursle
Stranger: what's uo with all the conversations i'm in getting imploded?
Stranger: f**k my life
You: are you a dandy?
You: or a fat orange f**k?
Stranger: i don't think so
You: what's your name?
Stranger: more lika a fat purple f**k
Stranger: *like
You: are you a boaby?
Stranger: what's in a name, anyway?
You: is your second name conner?
You: connor, sorry
Stranger: how do you know?
Stranger: :laughing:
You: awa ye radge! get back on afc chat
Stranger: maybe i should
Stranger: bye
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#84 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:21 PM

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Stranger: what's uo with all the conversations i'm in getting imploded?
Stranger: f**k my life
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You: or a fat orange f**k?
Stranger: i don't think so
You: what's your name?
Stranger: more lika a fat purple f**k
Stranger: *like
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Stranger: what's in a name, anyway?
You: is your second name conner?
You: connor, sorry
Stranger: how do you know?
Stranger: :laughing:
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Stranger: maybe i should
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#85 OFFLINE   Mouse

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:24 PM

Stranger: Hety
Stranger: Hey*
You: hi there, how are you?
Stranger: good thanks, youself ?
You: i am splendid. are you good to have about the place?
Stranger: errr, what you mean ?
You: its a phrase we use up here
You: i live in a place called pittodrie
Stranger: wheres up here ?
Stranger: haha i might be some where more north :L
You: where aboots furry boots?
Stranger: england ^^
Stranger: you ?
You: i actually stay in a basement in austria, well a jail cell now. there is a book on me
You: i am famous
You: what is your favourite album?
Stranger: haha, sure whatever you say, errrrm depends what mood, countyour blessing is my peppers, but dark side of the moon by pink floyd
Stranger: u?
You: can't beat a bit of floyd. this is my favourite album:
You: http://www.afc-chat....showtopic=17290
Stranger: cant u just say it
Stranger: i dont want to use a link from a stranger
You: it is called the ultimate collection by jimmy calderwood
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Butcher had the ICT players training every day in the winter break...Broon let the squad go off on holiday while he watched the box set of Midsomer Murders Archie gave him for Xmas while dunking custard creams and nodding off between episodes...there was only ever going to be one result today...Broon is a charlatan and a wage thief...the sooner some folk wake up to the fraudulent cu*ts behaviour the better...he's taking us for cu*ts...pure and simple

 


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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:27 PM

Peach :laughing:



Stranger: Hi
You: Yo
Stranger: Hows you?
You: No bad, YOU?
Stranger: Im gooood
You: Where you from?
Stranger: England
Stranger: and you?
You: Scotland
Stranger: Cool :laughing:
You: Fe Glasgae like
You: Where aboots in England
Stranger: Near Bristol but I have some family up in Scotland round Dundee way
You: Jute minks eh?
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#87 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:30 PM

Stranger: Hiiiye.
You: Can we have a sensible chat about my balls?
Stranger: Sure go ahead.
Stranger: Are they blue?
Stranger: :/
Stranger: Or.
Stranger: Do they bleed frequently?
Stranger: I have all the answers.
Stranger: Ask away.
You: They are a tad itchy.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Shit, I'm a doctor.
Stranger: And I'm sorry to say.
Stranger: You have aids.
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#88 OFFLINE   Core

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:33 PM

thought i was in...


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Stranger: i dont understand
You: explain yourself
You: were you at the dunfermline game??
You: where are you from?
Stranger: what do you mean
Stranger: holalnd
You: do you play amateur foorball by any chance?
Stranger: jep
You: we have a few vacancies
You: what position do you play?
You: your name isn't dave is it?
Stranger: no ?
Stranger: im a girl
You: nip on min
Stranger: youre talking sh*t ?
You: you're a girl and you play amateur football?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
You: tidy
You: do you like scottish men?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i think
You: ..therefore I am
Stranger: that the are all fat with drinking beer al day
You: cant argue with that
You: what's your name?
Stranger: lisa
You: hi lisa, are you single?
Stranger: jep you ?
You: yes
You: you looking for sex?
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#89 OFFLINE   Bobby Connor

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:37 PM

thought i was in...


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You: JMG or JIG
You: ?
Stranger: jig
You: why?
Stranger: i dont understand
You: explain yourself
You: were you at the dunfermline game??
You: where are you from?
Stranger: what do you mean
Stranger: holalnd
You: do you play amateur foorball by any chance?
Stranger: jep
You: we have a few vacancies
You: what position do you play?
You: your name isn't dave is it?
Stranger: no ?
Stranger: im a girl
You: nip on min
Stranger: youre talking sh*t ?
You: you're a girl and you play amateur football?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
You: tidy
You: do you like scottish men?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i think
You: ..therefore I am
Stranger: that the are all fat with drinking beer al day
You: cant argue with that
You: what's your name?
Stranger: lisa
You: hi lisa, are you single?
Stranger: jep you ?
You: yes
You: you looking for sex?
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#90 OFFLINE   Mouse

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 09:40 PM

Actually have tears of laughter now!
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Butcher had the ICT players training every day in the winter break...Broon let the squad go off on holiday while he watched the box set of Midsomer Murders Archie gave him for Xmas while dunking custard creams and nodding off between episodes...there was only ever going to be one result today...Broon is a charlatan and a wage thief...the sooner some folk wake up to the fraudulent cu*ts behaviour the better...he's taking us for cu*ts...pure and simple

 





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