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#61 ONLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 07 February 2020 - 11:40 PM

Maybe a wet blanket is exactly what they need

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Posted 07 February 2020 - 11:56 PM

Going to the Far East in September.
I'll sort this.

the seafood in Wuhan is to die for
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Posted 08 February 2020 - 12:12 AM

Maybe a wet blanket is exactly what they need


Haha.

Nice one Moobs. πŸ‘‹πŸ»
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Posted 08 February 2020 - 04:47 AM

Alas is NOT cured by cocahina. The story was false.

Ah no.
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I have died alas

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Posted 08 February 2020 - 08:01 AM

Used my corona joke in the boozer a few times last night.

Wouldn't be drinking that, you might get coronavirus

Does the lime stop you getting the coronavirus?

Got told to fuck off eventually
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Posted 08 February 2020 - 09:35 AM

much like here then
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Posted 08 February 2020 - 12:09 PM

Used my corona joke in the boozer a few times last night.

Wouldn't be drinking that, you might get coronavirus

Does the lime stop you getting the coronavirus?

Got told to fuck off eventually

Dame getting in a lift with me yesterday sneezed and looked a bit uncomfortable about it, so to ease her shame and make her feel at ease, I said, "Corona" and she of course didn't understand me, so I had to repeat it without rolling the R - Scottish cunt - so she could understand what I said and now I'm the one looking the cunt.

Hope it was Corona.

Edited by Grays Babylon 1875, 08 February 2020 - 12:10 PM.

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Posted 08 February 2020 - 12:37 PM

Dame getting in a lift with me yesterday sneezed and looked a bit uncomfortable about it, so to ease her shame and make her feel at ease, I said, "Corona" and she of course didn't understand me, so I had to repeat it without rolling the R - Scottish cunt - so she could understand what I said and now I'm the one looking the cunt.

Hope it was Corona.


She tidy? Any pics?
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Posted 08 February 2020 - 12:46 PM

14 days in lockdown, can’t escape, your dream scenario DF

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Byen e' Bergen, laget e' Brann

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Posted 08 February 2020 - 12:56 PM

Used my corona joke in the boozer a few times last night.

Wouldn't be drinking that, you might get coronavirus

Does the lime stop you getting the coronavirus?

Got told to fuck off eventually


Not your jokes mate

I made them up as soon as Coronavirus got invented
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Posted 08 February 2020 - 01:23 PM

I made one up about one of the crew but have kept my powder dry, thus far.
Saving it for max effect
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Posted 08 February 2020 - 01:26 PM

She tidy? Any pics?


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Posted 08 February 2020 - 02:21 PM

Maybe a wet blanket is exactly what they need

 

:hysterical:  :hysterical:


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Posted 08 February 2020 - 02:24 PM

I made one up about one of the crew but have kept my powder dry, thus far.
Saving it for max effect

 

Can I join your crew Blutes?? 


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Posted 08 February 2020 - 02:33 PM

Can I join your crew Blutes??


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Posted 08 February 2020 - 02:42 PM

Can I be the fluffer for the crew as they all queue to fire one up your anus, Bluts?

 

kind regards xx


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Posted 08 February 2020 - 02:38 PM

bien sur!

 

This is the proudest day of my life. Merci Monsieur.


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Posted 08 February 2020 - 02:38 PM

bien sur!

 

:pirate2: Doubler.


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Posted 08 February 2020 - 02:50 PM

Weird that the fit and healthy doctor who discovered the virus has now died, also the journalist who broke the story to the World is now missing. Someone not happy.


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Posted 09 February 2020 - 02:03 PM

@hanz

https://www.thecouri...navirus-attack/
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Posted 09 February 2020 - 02:10 PM

 

Sometimes people see Chinese people with face masks and think that it’s because they’re infected”, she said.

β€œBut in China it was common to wear the masks even before coronavirus, because the cities have so much smog"

I thought it was because they had the sniffles?

 

@parky  :hysterical:


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Posted 10 February 2020 - 10:46 PM

Who flung dung at Wing Fung?
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Posted 10 February 2020 - 11:03 PM

Chinese state run TV have released footage of coronavirus victims just spontaneously breaking into dance.  As you do when you have a virus that has no vaccine, and can absolutely kill you stone dead. 

 

See?  It's not so bad, Coronavirus...  This is in no way crude propaganda. And if you say it is, you'll go the same way as that doctor who fucking blabbed. 

 


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Posted 11 February 2020 - 08:38 PM

Heard a rumour that ARI in lockdown as precaution due to a potential case.


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Posted 11 February 2020 - 08:49 PM

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Posted 11 February 2020 - 09:16 PM

Chinese state run TV have released footage of coronavirus victims just spontaneously breaking into dance.  As you do when you have a virus that has no vaccine, and can absolutely kill you stone dead. 
 
See?  It's not so bad, Coronavirus...  This is in no way crude propaganda. And if you say it is, you'll go the same way as that doctor who fucking blabbed. 
 
https://youtu.be/ZnHZnUzMUzM


Who says pandemics have to be depressing?
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Posted 11 February 2020 - 10:16 PM

Who says pandemics have to be depressing?

 

If you're hapandemic and you know it clap your hands...


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Posted 11 February 2020 - 11:09 PM

If you're hapandemic and you know it wash your hands...

fixed that for you
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Posted 11 February 2020 - 11:11 PM

Who says pandemics have to be depressing?

 

No one. I just Googled it. 


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Posted 12 February 2020 - 01:15 AM

Our work has informed that we will be starting temperature checks twice daily as mandated by Government.  Unfortunately however, as everyone has gone loko over this, there is not a thermometer to be bought island wide.  Next door in Malaysia is the same.  On the positive note, everyone is scared to travel, so my commute over to Malaysia last weekend took minutes instead of the usual 2 hour traffic jam.  every cloud and all that. 


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