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  1. Ke1t

    In the News

    Counterargument. She's a fucking cunt.
  2. Desperate to keep us in the place they think we should occupy in Scottish football. A wee club whose only ambition is to 'have a good season' and maybe make one of the lesser European tournaments.
  3. I'm banned off X for the whole me Tweeting to the governor of Ohio that his constituents are "thicker than the farm animals they fuck" thing, so if you could just post; "Because Neil Lennon, Malky Mackay, and Stephen Robinson are utter shite, you trio of ignorant arseholes" and sign it' Kelt', I'd be super-grateful.
  4. Just read JT's bringing Christen Persson and Emir Bajrami with him. So, we're actually getting... ...guys... 😃 we're actually getting... ...More Than A Thelin.
  5. Ke1t

    Thread O Twitter

    Guy wants to play hero and fulfill his lifelong dream of blasting a bad guy. Robber's stealing a truck that doesn't belong to Johnny the Cowboy (hereafter referred to as JtC), isn't threatening JtC, and is in fact retreating into the truck to get away from JtC. JtC still grabs his chance and fires four shots at the Robber, one at his torso, one fuck knows where, and two at his head. JtC then John Waynes off into the sunset, satisfied that he finally, FINALLY got to play the hero and shoot a motherfucker. He's still dreaming of the 'Good Samaritan Saves The Day' headlines, and all the cock-sucking that comes with being a local hero, when BBBBAAAAAAAAAM, our robbing friend flips the script out of nowhere! And Johnny the Cowboy goes flying through the air like a sack of clothes out your bird's window when she finds out you're fucking her mate. Media's framing this as a tragedy... I see this as a story with a heartwarming ending.
  6. Ke1t

    In the News

    I remeber there were some Scottish aid workers in Gaza back in the day, or the Left Bank, who had a Saltire stuck to their vehicle. The IDF came along, ripped it off, stamped on it and threw it on a nearby garbage dump. As yer Nazis are want to do. Can't imagine they think any more of the Scots than they do of their flag.
  7. "Why should we give you the job full time, Barry." *howk howk pick pick blank stare* "I think that should be more than satisfactory. Congratulations" *extends hand* *Blank stare*
  8. If Thelin has anything about him, next season should be easier because at least half the teams in the SPFL are absolute murder and have nowhere near our budget. Also, a couple of million possibly isn't much of a difference. We spent a pissload of cash and are struggling to stave off relegation. We could have signed a bunch of freebies and done better. I give you Geuye as exhibit A. I think the largest factor next season is going to be how good or bad Thelin is, and not so much about how much he has to spend. As far as I'm concerned the jury is firmly out on Thelin, though. If he can't get us top 6 with the investment he gets then I'll be unimpressed.
  9. Everyone else wearing Elfsborg colours. Seems a bit like, "Yer no wan o us, but." Thelin should be wearing a Dons scarf.
  10. From personal observation. We have a community pool near us, and our demographic is majority white with some Arabs, Poles, Italians, and one Scottish lad. Any time you went to the pool the patrons reflected our demographic. But one summer Black People of African American colour (hereafter referred to as BPoAAc) started appearing at the pool. One or two at first, and eventually the majority were black... over the course of one Summer. UInlike the Whites, Arabs, Poles, and Italians, the BPoAAc were noisy, rude, left shit laying everywhere, and routinely got into fights and screaming matches with each other. Turned out the pool they went to in Detroit had closed down,and instead of going to another Detroit pool they decided to all head out to the burbs and use the pool our taxes paid for. Regardless, before I quit going to that pool... my son had learned to swim by this point, so no real need to go... it was pretty apparent that none of the BPoAAc's could swim worth a fuck. What they did was a sort of frantic doggy paddle in radom directions, making it difficult for anyone to swim in a straight line. You basically had a pool full of BPoAAc randomly swimming in erratic patterns,ignoring lanes and fighting with anyone they smacked into. After this experience no-one's convincing me BPoAAc's take the time to learn to swim. Also, one of our friend's daughters was a lifeguard at the waterpark in our city during the summers before she went off to college. She rescued 4 kids. 1 white kid and 3 BPoAAc, pretty much solidifying my suspicions that while BPoAAc Can't Swim is perhaps a stereotype, it's a stereotype with a strong basis in reality.
  11. Ke1t

    In the News

    Take what Peter Zeihan says with a pinch of salt, but I think this is a good synopsis of what just happened and where they're at.
  12. Ke1t

    In the News

    I know you're just tickling my nips, but Putin and Son o' Putin are as transparent as windaes. There's nothing mysterious or arcane about either of them. Putin's like an 8 year old kid who batters the neighbour's 5 year old, then denies it to the death, thinking he's being amazingly clever because he's figured out plausible deniability, even if he doesn't fully get the concept. Trump's not even that fucking sly, he just has a bunch of cash and a never-ending procession of lawyers who sometimes do and sometimes don't get him off with the shit he gets up to. One's a practicing authoritarian demagogue, the other a wannabe authoritarian demagogue. That would be bad enough in and of itself, but Putin has so much shit on Trump that what Putin wants Putin gets from the bloated, orange sack of compromised shite. If you think that's a situation that's good for the West you're taking way too many bennies, goofballs, and dubious mushrooms. I'd love a non-Washington candidate to emerge, someone who will get rid of the lobbyists, cut ties with Israel, ban guns, and do all the things all politicians promise to do then don't. But that sure as fuck isn't Trump. If anything he makes the corruption in Washington look like amateur hour And if anyone thinks they hate America now they might want to consider the implications of Trump's stated agendas on The US' foreign and domestic policies. If you hate Americans because they're obnoxious, ill-educated, ignorant, arrogant and oblivious to the damage their country does to the world then imagine an America that deliberately sets out with an egregious agenda. Not one that simply benefits the elite in America, but actively looks to cause harm not as some side-effect of policy but as the principle policies themselves. Take the time to read shit like the 1774 Commission and Agenda 47. They should terrify anyone with a functioning brain and even a rudimentary ability to think critically and extrapolate. These read like a Fascist's wet dream because that's exactly what they are.
  13. Ke1t

    CBD oils?

    CBD just calms you down a bit, which would explain you hitting your best round of golf. Doesn't get you high or make you act whacky. That's THC. I ate my way through a tin of gummies to no effect other than mild disappointment. It was later pointed out they were CBD gummies and the effect can be expected to be, "Nithin".
  14. Ke1t

    In the News

    Israel's perpetrating genocide via starvation and military action against women and children. The world is turning against Israel in a way we've never seen before, and Israel does what it does best... tries to garner sympathy, and change the narrative, by playing the victim. So, they bomb the Iranian embassy in Syria knowing Iran will retaliate, and knowing US media will cover that for 5 seconds, if at all. Iran retaliates, as any self-respecting nation will when attacked, and the US media literally covers it on a minute by minute basis. This sets up the front page narrative that Israel is the victim of the big bad Muslims, and puts the mass murder of Palestinians by the Israelis somewhere around page 15, next to the crossword and the cartoons.
  15. Ke1t

    In the News

    Back in the day the Ukrainians had a bunch of Soviet nuclear (and nuclear capable) missiles they were having dismantled to ensure Russia never attacked them, but given the mess of Russia and Ukraine at the time their inventory system was not the best. During that time a bunch of Soviet nuclear (and nuclear capable) missiles went missing, and since there was no accountability at the time they kinda shrugged and went, "Och weell, it's not like nuclear (and nuclear capable) missiles are dangerous or anything, so let's just not say anything about it." But what definitely did happen, as a matter of record (surprisingly), was Ukraine sold a bunch of nuclear capable missiles, AS-15's, to Iran. These are medium range ballistic missiles with a maximum range of 2500 miles. What is a head scracher, though is whether or not these missiles, about a dozen of them, still had nuclear warheads strapped to them. No-one seems to know. If they do, they have 200kt warheads, and Tel Aviv is easily within range. Fire a couple of those and have them arrive at the same time as a couple of hundred drones and Allahu Akbar, Bob's your uncle, mair like Tel Avivederci. (You won't reach Teeside from Iran with these missiles)
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