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Swift pint to catch the end of the scores and sitting next to a horrendous Tinder or something date.

 

Lassie is a 7.5/10, guy is a solid 1/10. Assume he must have a fake photo online.

 

To be fair to him he is trying his best with outrageaous fiction. She is on her phone to I assume her mate saying get me the fuck out of here.

 

Tempted to intervene and say wise the fuck up this is never happening. Full respect if he manages to pull it round without the use

of rohyponl.

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Swift pint to catch the end of the scores and sitting next to a horrendous Tinder or something date.

 

Lassie is a 7.5/10, guy is a solid 1/10. Assume he must have a fake photo online.

 

To be fair to him he is trying his best with outrageaous fiction. She is on her phone to I assume her mate saying get me the fuck out of here.

 

Tempted to intervene and say wise the fuck up this is never happening. Full respect if he manages to pull it round without the use

of rohyponl.

He sounds like a top lad.

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Scroll through the pictures. If you like them and they like you, you can speak to each other.

 

Some people are more blunt than others. When I've used it abroad I've just written 'one night only' under my picture. So only women interested in that will like.

 

Name a time and place, drink, shag, never speak again. I LOVE the mutual goodbye knowing you're never going to see each other again. You've gone 0-100 in one night and that's it forever. It's a magical experience to share with a woman.

 

Better than marrying one, id say

 

But what do I know

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Before I stopped playing fitba, the young loons in our team were relentless on it for one night stands. We’d pick them up on a Saturday morning for games, fae a different house every week, and each time they’d never see the lassie again.

 

So easy nowadays, but kinda takes the fun out of it. The chase was part of the fun back in the day.

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Before I stopped playing fitba, the young loons in our team were relentless on it for one night stands. We’d pick them up on a Saturday morning for games, fae a different house every week, and each time they’d never see the lassie again.

 

So easy nowadays, but kinda takes the fun out of it. The chase was part of the fun back in the day.

 

Think it's still running with Bradley Walsh?

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Ive got a good idea for a Dating App: GenitalBook

 

Just a profile with a picture of your penis or vagina - saves a lot of hassle.

 

How many times have you been on a few dates, finally the pair of yous are stumbling and fumbling your way into the bedroom; only for her to cut things short exclaiming, ' Its just too fucking big'.

 

£100 quid wasted on a meal and taxis and whatever else - fuck THAT

 

I'm sure an adult would manage it pops.

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Scroll through the pictures. If you like them and they like you, you can speak to each other.

 

Some people are more blunt than others. When I've used it abroad I've just written 'one night only' under my picture. So only women interested in that will like.

 

Name a time and place, drink, shag, never speak again. I LOVE the mutual goodbye knowing you're never going to see each other again. You've gone 0-100 in one night and that's it forever. It's a magical experience to share with a woman.

 

Better than marrying one, id say

 

But what do I know

 

Whats that like , a handshake or something?

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