Tinder

[Fridge]

Consider doing a triathlon to get some tart off Tinder?

More chance I’d have a heart attack

Fuck it if get sponsored I’ll do it but there better be a fucking minutes silence and everyone holding a fridge at Pittodrie when I die.

 

[shut up meg]

34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Male, GSOH, philantropist ,currently registered disabled due to a destroyed rectum from an incident at Spar.

Seeks similar.Must have own transport.

Preferably one of these after the Spar incident.

[Fridge]

Ha! Yes I am.

 

 

[daytripping]

4 hours ago, Fridge said:

Ha, think I am going to propose to this lassie without even having met her.

 

”There is a lot of things I can forgive but being a rangers supporter is not one of them.”

She wouldn't be a small dark haired girl from Bucksburn by chance? Rabid tim, mental on the drink.

If it is stay well clear!! 

[Arabian Knight]

miller wis richt aboot wan hing lurch..yer a dull man wi nae real ootlet fir yer shyte

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You're the most shallow cunt on here. 

He’s got you sussed big time. 

[Fridge]

Ha ha. Latest like I got say’s “I’m a total sucker for Gerry Cinnamon” Immediate delete.

[Fridge]

Ha ha. No idea how to post pictures but just got a message some bird (you would) on her profile literally saying raging Hun with a Union Jack flag. FFS!

[Bluto10]

10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Rape then murder her 

or murder her then rape her

[Studebaker-90]

I shagged a tart from Lithuania who was an avid Hun. She had supple breasts. 

[Redforever86]

Dress up as Gazza and beat her about. 

[Fridge]

I’m nae entirely sure rape and murder  is legal. Maybe just nail her while singing Ibrox 71?

[Simply Red]

16 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’m nae entirely sure rape and murder  is legal. Maybe just nail her while singing Ibrox 71?

Just what a lawyer would say

[Parklife]

45 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’m nae entirely sure rape and murder  is legal. Maybe just nail her while singing Ibrox 71?

Can't be rape if she's already dead. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Can't be rape if she's already dead. 

Necrophilia, one of the favourite pastimes of Edward Bundy. 

[Studebaker-90]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Can't be rape if she's already dead. 

How dare you assume her consent 

[Redforever86]

57 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I’m nae entirely sure rape and murder  is legal. Maybe just nail her while singing Ibrox 71?

Treat her like Millertimes uncle and...

 

 

 

 

 

Get her pounded in a stair well.

[maryhilldon]

16 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Necrophilia, one of the favourite pastimes of Edward Bundy. 

And Sooper Hanz. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

And Sooper Hanz. 

Quite an interesting and exclusive pastime he has, fucking dead or dying bodies. He must be bloody good at it as I presume he is not under incarceration at Her Majesty's pleasure?? 

[maryhilldon]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im dead against this allegation.

You forgot to properly re-bury the victim the last time. We all saw your photo with bones poking out the ground. 

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'll bone you, sunshine. 

Gay.

[The Boofon]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You forgot to properly re-bury the victim the last time. We all saw your photo with bones poking out the ground.........

 and if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not and if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.

[BrianFaePerth]

You back in terrorist territory again The Boof?

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You back in terrorist territory again The Boof?

Still in London aye.