Studebaker-90 Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 L’Appel Du Vide - The call to the void. That tiny voice in your brain that tells you to swerve in to the path of an incoming car or to chin your boss when walking past them in the office place kitchen I get this almost daily. Today for example as I was walking towards an old woman, I had the urge to kick her off the bridge we were both on. Which hilarious thought did you have today? 1 1 3 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 I'm considering savagely assaulting the boy I'm working with tonight. Does that count? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I'm considering savagely assaulting the boy I'm working with tonight. Does that count? No. Normal Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 The voice in my mind is a fucking weird one, got me into so many scrapes when it would have been so much easier just to walk away. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Mine sounds like Porkpie from Desmond’s Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Often think about it, jumping in front of buses etc Usually after reading a post by Big Hat Logan 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 42 minutes ago, Simply Red said: No. Normal Who speaks to somebody who's got earphones in reading a paper? Fucking hell. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 2 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I'm considering savagely assaulting the boy I'm working with tonight. Does that count? Only if you actually carry it out Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 I think it’s pretty common but despite having no fear of heights I often think of jumping off a bridge when walking across. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 4, 2021 Author Share Posted March 4, 2021 11 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I'm considering savagely assaulting the boy I'm working with tonight. Does that count? Did you? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Did you? Na he ended up fucking off to bend somecunt else's ear Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Was close to doing that at the one at the mouth of the Don one winter morning (just for a laugh) was talked out of it anyone done that? Jumped that bridge, I mean I saw a guy jump off the bridge beside the theatre a few year ago, watched it unfold as I walked by from the denburn side. evading the dibble. Broke a leg IIRC. I chuckled once I heard him scream, ambulance was already waiting Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 40 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Was close to doing that at the one at the mouth of the Don one winter morning (just for a laugh) was talked out of it anyone done that? Jumped that bridge, I mean Not done that but once chucked a kettle over a pub. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 53 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Was close to doing that at the one at the mouth of the Don one winter morning (just for a laugh) was talked out of it anyone done that? Jumped that bridge, I mean The road bridge I think it’s pretty shallow there. So would probably end badly. Jumped aff brig o balgownie. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Fridge said: I think it’s pretty common but despite having no fear of heights I often think of jumping off a bridge when walking across. Think it’s just you Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 At a client site there is a fat Hamilton that slurps his coffee. His fat face has been pummeled many a time before he has been launched out the window. The closest he has come in reality is me saying “fuck sake” under my breath. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 4, 2021 Author Share Posted March 4, 2021 I had one recently where I thought it’d be a laugh to slam on my brakes so the boy behind me would smash in to the back of the car Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 13 hours ago, milne_afc said: Mine sounds like Porkpie from Desmond’s Blutos sounds like Joey Deacon Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Blutos sounds like Joey Deacon stick to telling us about ‘client sites’ bri leave the funnies to the comedians, eh Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: stick to telling us about ‘client sites’ bri leave the funnies to the comedians, eh Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 As kids we used to fling 1 cent coins off the CN Tower for fun. Apparently it would go through a human head with a direct hit. Was still fun though. Link to comment
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