DD1903 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I particularly enjoy holding online grudges against strangers. Even better if you’ve held it so long you don’t remember the original reason for itIt's good for the soul Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Never got in the squad for years, then never got a start, when McLeish finally gave me a start I fucked them all over by playing fucking shite. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 21, 2019 Author Share Posted March 21, 2019 Just catching up on the responses, some absolute crackers. Also Henry, I’m nae that old min. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 I diddled a young lady last weekend who decided to smoke as she got a little drunker on our night out.I fucking hate that filthy habit and on the way back to the apartment I bought Tic Tacs, ate one and offered her the box. She knew and said I had bought them cos she had smoked. I just said "yes". She ate a Tic Tac.Could still taste the mingingness. Ruined an otherwise pleasant experience.I fucking do not like smoking. Petty....? Yes. Probably.Not quite Moobs level Neighbours shagging, but I pulled a bird who appeared in a Tic Tacs advert once........ Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Did she have to drink piss from beer bottles dressed as a cop first?How did you know that? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 People wouldn't tailgate you if you drove an acceptable speed. Clearly you're moving to slowly. I drive above limit. I'm saving them getting a ticket and that's the gratitude you get. Plus fuck 'em Link to comment
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