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I could imagine Top G Cobra Tate driving around in a modified one when it gets a bit icy. Rounding up all tha bitches.

Those calcium deficient shit jigglers should f uck off quietly for their own good.

She's prone to aggressive warts. FYI.

How is the Gonorrehoea anyway?

Anything west of Shedz, toffee nosed snobs turning into cannibal rapists the deeper into the hills you go.

I saw spuzzy Dave in the Ploughman yesterday while having lunch......well thankfully paying for lunch and not having to see him as I ate. He looks like he's endured years of Nazi science experiments. £3.80 for a side of mushy peas which was a tablespoon amount soured the afternoon slightly...... delicious all the same.

The rules on women changed around 2 decades ago. They're fair game now, fire in mannie.

They did say human life started in Africa.

There's no winners in this investigation.

I can't believe early Homo Saps woke up in a cave and decided not to hunt a Woolly Mammoth until 3pm.

I've done a few hot water flushes that helps slightly but then I see huge tyre fires in Africa billowing out black smoke and go, fuck it. Peanut butter jar in the bin.

Yeah.......we know.

I could transfer this to my early riding career aswell reading back.

The bigger birds took the pellet straight into the breast, gave you a fuck you look then fly off unharmed.....well maybe died in agony with infection a week later but again..... regret etc etc, not proud.

Surely all us kids of the 80s have killed a few animals? Was the adventurer spirit, the double dare you era. We'd put bread out for little birds and a pellet in their skull for their impudence, it was cruel and I do regret it but we'd then pitch them to each other and sizzle a home run with a baseball bat. One little Chaffinches head came clean off. I grew up to be an animal lover. A light phase if anything.