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[manboobs109]

Last time I played 5's a mate of mine turned up late, sprinted in, spewed at the side, smoked a fag then fucked off. Never kicked a ball. @Grays Babylon 1875

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

I've always known that as being 'knuckled'.

Thats something different. 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Thats something different. 

You thinking of gay stuff again?

[Betty Swallicks]

10 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You thinking of gay stuff again?

No. Strange comment. 

[The Boofon]

21 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

What is the difference MAD? I've always though it was a Chinese snooker in the jaws of the pocket.

Same here. Chinese snooker if the jaws have trapped you. 

[The Boofon]

20 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

A Chinese snooker, Moobs min, is a situation where the cue ball is not obscured by any other balls or any other part on/of the table from hitting the object ball, but you are severely hampered from hitting the cue ball by another ball, leaving the player having to play with the cue raised in an almost vertical, perpendicular manner in order to play the shot and to avoid hitting the ball creating the hampering. 

In essence, it is the opposite of a perfect full ball snooker.

That’s not even a snooker if you’ve a clear path to the ball. 
 

What a load of shite. 

[The Boofon]

20 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Cheers min, every day's a school day on the hat.

Not in this instance. He’s away with the fairies saying you can be snookered with a clear path to the ball. Absurd. 

[Tommy]

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

That’s not even a snooker if you’ve a clear path to the ball. 
 

 

Correct. It’s a Chinese snooker.

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, Tommy said:

Correct. It’s a Chinese snooker.

Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. 

[Tommy]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. 

A chink in the armour.

[manboobs109]

30 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. 

Chinese hindrance! You are a Highland hindrance.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

44 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

That’s not even a snooker if you’ve a clear path to the ball. 
 

What a load of shite. 

That's what it is called Boof min. First heard it being softly referred to as a Chinese snooker by "Whispering" Ted Lowe.

Well-renowned snooker coach the late Frank Callan defines what a Chinese snooker is in the following article....

https://www.fcsnooker.co.uk/coaching/advanced/chinese_snookers/chinese_snooker.htm

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Putting the word' Chinese' in front of snooker denotes it is not a real snooker. 

Is a Chinese hooker not a real hooker? @Bad_Mobby

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Used to love a game of snooker me. Once potted 6 balls in a row. After the third I was pacing around the table like Stephen Hendry, crouching down, looking at angles, bit of chalk on the go. 

Loved a game of snooker myself until my apple pies turned into apple crumbles.

I hope you used The King's Triangle chalk, Hanz min, as the other chalks are/were like the stuff Sumo wrestlers put on their hands prior to a bout. Brittle stuff masquerading as snooker tip chalk.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not really sure about the chalk. It was blue like what they use on the telly. Does it have to be bllue?

The blue and the white chalks are shite min. Too many miscues to be had with those types. It's like some cheeky cunt has licked the tip of your snooker cue without you knowing, prior to playing your next shot.

The King's Triangle chalk is the dogs. You get a proper game without, or with very minimal, miscuing or worrying about miscuing with it.

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Not having this. A Chinese hindrance at best. Not a snooker in any way shape or form. 

That's what it's known as though. You're wrong.

[johnstrac]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Putting the word' Chinese' in front of snooker denotes it is not a real snooker. It's like all the phrases where the word 'Dutch' is used. eg Dutch courage etc.., In short ,''Chinese snooker' is an idiom. ie a phrase where the individual words do not give you the true meaning of what is being described. 

Is it when you're behind the yellow ?

[Simply Red]

Chinkies will become the snooker superpower due to the horizontal aspect of their eyes. Perfect light refraction when taking a shot on the baize. Science.

[johnstrac]

1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Chinkies will become the snooker superpower due to the horizontal aspect of their eyes. Perfect light refraction when taking a shot on the baize. Science.

Old school.

[BrianFaePerth]

Watching a bit of UK tv and ads. Never realised the UK was 80% athletic now. Must have changed since eh was last there.

 

UK LOFL

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Difference does it make you fucking glek. 

People are people. 

Apart from huns.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

and the Welsh. 

I mean, look at that monkey headed fuck Gareth Bale. 

And jews 

[Parklife]

"Covids" 

"athletics" 

"'Whip" 

"hot country vibes" 

"the feds"

"the uk is shit"

The same shit day after day after day after day from the most boring cunt on the hat. 

His ma should've aborted the cunt. 

[BonnieDon]

That Red_John is banned. He brought a different perspective to the Hat.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Difference does it make you fucking glek. 

People are people. 

Love Depeche Mode 

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, BonnieDon said:

That Red_John is banned. He brought a different perspective to the Hat.

????

[maryhilldon]

12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Watching a bit of UK tv and ads. Never realised the UK was 80% athletic now. Must have changed since eh was last there.

 

UK LOFL

Everyone's in a mixed race relationship now according to the ad men.

[alscotoz]

13 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Watching a bit of UK tv and ads. Never realised the UK was 80% athletic now. Must have changed since eh was last there.

 

UK LOFL

Same happens here... overcompensation and misrepresentation of population.  Who cares? Watch Netflix.

[maryhilldon]

42 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Same happens here... overcompensation and misrepresentation of population.  Who cares? Watch Netflix.

Netflix have a specific category for black themes now. I guess if you stamp your feet and shout loud enough you get special attention these days.

[alscotoz]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Netflix have a specific category for black themes now. I guess if you stamp your feet and shout loud enough you get special attention these days.

Was talking more about no ads