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Motherwell Vs Aberdeen 28Th Feb


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Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite)

 

Pepe Raining

Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths

Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett

Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale

 

 

Jesus.

 

 

 

 

He might make the bench but I cant see the bad weather connection. In fact..., he might literally make the bench what with him having a dad as a carpenter. !!

 

:hysterical::hysterical:

 

:hysterical::hysterical::trophy:

 

 

Brilliant. Complainers clearly don't get it. Fair enough.

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Here's the team for tomorrow night's called off game; Scottish football is fucking shit in the winter. I made this list up. all my own work. Feel free to share with all your work colleagues, friends,lovers etc and see if this fucking inspired team can make the funnies on tomorrow's Reporting Scotland .Just trying to imagine jackie Bird creasing up with laughter when she gets to Peter N'Glove ( my personal favourite)

 

Pepe Raining

Bertie Cauld Evander Sno Robbie Winters Sleigh Griffiths

Windy Miller Peter N'Glove Theo Ten Hats Jim Wett

Alan Bal (tic) Dwight Gale

 

Surprised to see HarryKane dropped to the bench

 

Sunny Aluko on the bench as well.

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Motherwell doesn't look so much of a complete shitehole with a covering a snow. They should make it a permanent feature.

Was thinking that too.

Covers up all the dug shit, graffiti and broken glass.

U were ahead of the game with schools call off. We had our wee one all ready in school uniform before getting confirmation at about half 7 that all schools shut. Cue impromptu day off for dad and a day of snowman building awaits.

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Could somebody summarise his meltdown, it's too many posts to unhide.

He's missing the big hitters that left the site & because of us he is going to leave as well in the hope that absence makes the Hat grow fonder & we then all referred to him as a massive miss to the site because he has a big chin & neighbours with 4 car garages.

He also said something about having a tranvestite in his bedroom & he was going to watch him/her.

 

I may have missed some of it but that's a summary

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He's missing the big hitters that left the site & because of us he is going to leave as well in the hope that absence makes the Hat grow fonder & we then all referred to him as a massive miss to the site because he has a big chin & neighbours with 4 car garages.

He also said something about having a tranvestite in his bedroom & he was going to watch him/her.

I may have missed some of it but that's a summary

He was goiing to end someone too and he called several people forum killers.

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Good stuff V - once it becomes obvious this will be the riproaring success it obviously will be, I'll get the dedicated thread open accompanied by league tables and graphs and stats and all that type of bollocks.

 

This will be a terrific way of properly determining who actually is the high IQ owning mastermind they claim to be.

Chuffing Nora that's me fucked then.

 

A wee ladder/league thing should be doable.

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Good stuff V - once it becomes obvious this will be the riproaring success it obviously will be, I'll get the dedicated thread open accompanied by league tables and graphs and stats and all that type of bollocks.

 

This will be a terrific way of properly determining who actually is the high IQ owning mastermind they claim to be.

 

 

I've never claimed it but if you want to bestow it on me I'll take it

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