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Stewart Downing passed a medical at Villa one summer when he was ruled out until November and left it on crutches. Medicals aren't just based on current injuries

No doubt #1 ITK knows some super secret reason that GMS won't pass a medical. He obviously can't tell anyone about it though.

 

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Saw 2 things as a young student nurse in the mid 80s. Firstly, whilst doing a rotation in A+E, a young woman came in with a hairbrush stuck up her punani. She had split with her boyfriend and was feeling a bit "lonely". Strangely she was using it bristle end first but just as she reached climax, her internal muscles clamped down and she broke off the handle in her desperate attempt to remove it. Was bleeding profusely when admitted and had to go to theatre as an emergency to have it removed.

 

Secondly, a middle aged man (apparently a promiscuous homosexual and a "regular" in casualty) with a milk bottle stuck up his arse. Didn't see this one in person but was shown the X-ray by a consultant, alongside a group of other student nurses and asked what we thought his excuse for having it up there was. Answer...…...he was trying to stretch his piles....

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Saw 2 things as a young student nurse in the mid 80s. Firstly, whilst doing a rotation in A+E, a young woman came in with a hairbrush stuck up her punani. She had split with her boyfriend and was feeling a bit "lonely". Strangely she was using it bristle end first but just as she reached climax, her internal muscles clamped down and she broke off the handle in her desperate attempt to remove it. Was bleeding profusely when admitted and had to go to theatre as an emergency to have it removed.

 

Secondly, a middle aged man (apparently a promiscuous homosexual and a "regular" in casualty) with a milk bottle stuck up his arse. Didn't see this one in person but was shown the X-ray by a consultant, alongside a group of other student nurses and asked what we thought his excuse for having it up there was. Answer...…...he was trying to stretch his piles....

Grim stories, especially the second. Reminds me of the poor Polish cleaner who was attacked in Tillydrone a few years back and had a broom shaft shoved up his arse by his attackers. Ouch!

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Noticed him giving other players little pats on the backs and words in their ears on Sunday. Reckon he's could be in the running for captain. Speaking of which, not seen the highlights yet, what was Shinnie shouting at him for at the goal? Did he play the guy onside or something?

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