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5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Found a couple of crackers (better than ABZ but nae as good as GLA) 

the local one is magic, but tried another for a change and it was fucking minging 

ruined my day like 

the chinkies here are fucking rank 

Cunts.

Even here a good chinkie is hard to find.

I found one here and managed to get myself banned from it. Pricks. 

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25 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

Haha what happened?

 

 

Fell asleep pissed and never answered the door when they arrived (was paying cash).

Woke up and noticed missed calls so phoned them and asked them to re-deliver.

Fell asleep again and missed their second attempt.

Phoned them when I woke up to try and get it again and ended up arguing with the wifie and called her a fat tart.

Left it a while and called a couple months later. Was told in no uncertain terms I'm banned for life.

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27 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fell asleep pissed and never answered the door when they arrived (was paying cash).

Woke up and noticed missed calls so phoned them and asked them to re-deliver.

Fell asleep again and missed their second attempt.

Phoned them when I woke up to try and get it again and ended up arguing with the wifie and called her a fat tart.

Left it a while and called a couple months later. Was told in no uncertain terms I'm banned for life.

Admire your patience but Im certain they would have binned your order.

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On 4/17/2021 at 3:45 PM, Don Fonte said:

Fell asleep pissed and never answered the door when they arrived (was paying cash).

Woke up and noticed missed calls so phoned them and asked them to re-deliver.

Fell asleep again and missed their second attempt.

Phoned them when I woke up to try and get it again and ended up arguing with the wifie and called her a fat tart.

Left it a while and called a couple months later. Was told in no uncertain terms I'm banned for life.

I had a similar situation. You should have used an alias and ordered a massive banquet to your neighbours and just stood at the window laughing.

Or a letter of apology.

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