Don Fonte

I am far superior to you in every way and would teach you a lesson on a 5s pitch min.

I didn't know you cycled and played golf fatso.

That's why you're a fatty boom boom. Fatty boom boom number 2.

2 x poached eggs. 1 x slice of wholemeal toast. Coffee (black) Sparkling water (330ml).

Fucking pervert.

A true love story.

'I was doing well with a girl'. Until I ran out of money. A horrible coincidence that is.

A good vigorous shagging. Followed by you telling her husband and destroying her marriage and life. Hopefully she gets deported.

I reckon the Romanian wife would be ripe for a torrid affair behind his back. You should explore this opportunity with her.

I'm in Delft.

There's definitely things the girth of a pool noodle getting rammed up his wife's fish box whilst he's out at work.

None of your business champ. Nah, only fat cunts would eat them every day. If I'm away I'll normally go for poached eggs but mixed it up this morning. At home I'll normally just have a coffee when I get to work.

Thieving cunts.

Just had an old fashioned. Now - g&ga

At a hotel champ, away from home for work.