Split Up / Kids

[Fridge]

As per topic. Clearly i’m In the right but in a world of shit as to what to do.

 

Be the bigger person, accept the outrageous shit regarding seeing my girls because I don’t want to ruin my kids Christmas. I clearly want to see them as do my folks but I fucking don’t want to rock the boat.

 

Be a complete cock, and then ruin Christmas for everyone? Clearly I don’t want that but I do want access.

 

So do I stand my ground or just let it go and let them enjoy Santa?

[eeps]

It's a long game, do the former but take serious action, lawyers etc. immediately.

[dave_min]

You gotta do what makes your girls happy.

 

If you don’t see them on the big day? It’s shite for you, but as shite as that is (and it is) you gotta just suck that shit up and do whatever it is so you can see them over the festive period, and do something to rock their world. You gotta take it casual though, but make sure they have the time of their lives.

 

That way, the girls are happy and you’re father of the year.

 

If not, buy some gaviscon, hire a limo and drive to the suburbs of Edinburgh.

 

Either way, document it heavily online for bored cunts trying to relive their youth, we all appreciate it.

[1903Fitba]

what do you mean access? She’s surely giving you some contact with them over the festive period?

 

Get a lawyer ffs

[Poodler]

You gotta do what makes your girls happy.

 

If you don’t see them on the big day? It’s shite for you, but as shite as that is (and it is) you gotta just suck that shit up and do whatever it is so you can see them over the festive period, and do something to rock their world. You gotta take it casual though, but make sure they have the time of their lives.

 

That way, the girls are happy and you’re father of the year.

 

If not, buy some gaviscon, hire a limo and drive to the suburbs of Edinburgh.

 

Either way, document it heavily online for bored cunts trying to relive their youth, we all appreciate it.

 

The big paragraph, I think that's the first time you've ever been serious on the hat

 

 

 

On topic

 

 

https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ

[Fridge]

Cheers for that Fitba. I could take her to the cleaners but that’s nae exactly what I want to do is it.

 

I’m not away to dress up as Batman at The Houses of Parliament and I accept that best not spout my shit on a forum.

 

Merry Christmas

[Poodler]

Her auld man have any sympathy with you?

[Fridge]

Intrigued Poodler do you know more about me than you are letting on?

[Poodler]

I have no idea who you are. Genuinely. Wish you all the best in your endeavour.

[Fridge]

Cheers, world of shit which I will sort.

[Fridge]

Her old man has bigger stuff to worry about regarding the Dons

[tiktak]

As per topic. Clearly i’m In the right but in a world of shit as to what to do.

 

Be the bigger person, accept the outrageous shit regarding seeing my girls because I don’t want to ruin my kids Christmas. I clearly want to see them as do my folks but I fucking don’t want to rock the boat.

 

Be a complete cock, and then ruin Christmas for everyone? Clearly I don’t want that but I do want access.

 

So do I stand my ground or just let it go and let them enjoy Santa?

 

You already know the answer deep down.

Kids welfare first, before everything else.

[Fridge]

You already know the answer deep down.

Kids welfare first, before everything else.

100% correct as do we all. Sucks but you are correct.

[1903Fitba]

Cheers for that Fitba. I could take her to the cleaners but that’s nae exactly what I want to do is it.

 

I’m not away to dress up as Batman at The Houses of Parliament and I accept that best not spout my shit on a forum.

 

Merry Christmas

Ignore me, just seen this loads.

 

Hope everything works out.

[Fridge]

Absolutely no fucking worries min.

 

Currently contemplating whether to nail a bird dancing to Bon Jovi in the college. Solid 3/10 looks she has snorted half of Poodlers pack lunch.

[Poodler]

Pics in the Pervy thread Fridge

 

Good luck!

[Old manny]

As per topic. Clearly i’m In the right but in a world of shit as to what to do.

 

Be the bigger person, accept the outrageous shit regarding seeing my girls because I don’t want to ruin my kids Christmas. I clearly want to see them as do my folks but I fucking don’t want to rock the boat.

 

Be a complete cock, and then ruin Christmas for everyone? Clearly I don’t want that but I do want access.

 

So do I stand my ground or just let it go and let them enjoy Santa?

It's a no brainer Fridge mate. Do absolutely nothing that will diminish you in your daughters' eyes and if you have to play the long game do it. Women come and go, but your bairns are forever.

[Old manny]

Tell that to Gerry McCann.

 

Must have been a good night in the Tapas to make him forget all about his bairns being all on their own in a foreign land Cheesy.

[reekie_dock]

Tell that to Gerry McCann.

 

 

Waaaaaaaaahey

 

 

[Chewie37]

Christmas is shite anyway, Hogmanay is where it’s at.....

[dervish]

I'm a bit unsure of the question. Just mean don't really know what is being asked.

 

Just be fair to you, your wife(ex?) and kids.

 

The reason I say you first is it's not a fair situation as society says and often the nasty selfish other side all problems are yours, fix it. With a smear of "haha fuck you" from the vitriolic Venus cunt.

 

If their unfairness against you is even grazing the kids. Open season. Though that might mean cutting about in camo for a bit.

[ebbe]

I wish my ex missus was a cunt.

However she isn't, the best mum I could actually ask for. An actual diamond.

DO NOT RUIN CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE is the only advice i can give

Top tip.*

 

Don’t be this attention seeking faggot, wishing the mother of his kid was a cunt. The ultimate speak shit vermin, probably because he knows vital people read his musings. How any sane human could wish the mother of his kid is a cunt I’ll never know.

 

I do know my patience is now being tested reading this pish. 1 to fucking many for captain nae mates.

 

Calling all Saudi’s head removal in isle 3.

[reekie_dock]

Tip

 

If your looking for advice on children fuck off to mumsnet or read Kate McCanns book.

[The Boofon]

As per topic. Clearly i’m In the right but in a world of shit as to what to do.

 

Be the bigger person, accept the outrageous shit regarding seeing my girls because I don’t want to ruin my kids Christmas. I clearly want to see them as do my folks but I fucking don’t want to rock the boat.

 

Be a complete cock, and then ruin Christmas for everyone? Clearly I don’t want that but I do want access.

 

So do I stand my ground or just let it go and let them enjoy Santa?

Without knowing the ins and outs I’d say suck it up.

 

Best to not create a scene as kids are incredibly impressionable.

[Don Fonte]

Proper bent gent

Thats not very nice Hanzer.

[BrianFaePerth]

Top Tips;

 

Don’t get married (you’ll get bored/not allowed to shag anyone else and you get your heid nipped and she’ll take all your money when you do shag someone else)

 

Don’t have kids (they might die/be born with something wrong with them/ the future world we live in is fucked)

^Top tip followed by Jimmy Savile, Ted Heath and Bad Mobby

[BrianFaePerth]

What a night out that would be!

They'd not be the best company these days.

[The Boofon]

They'd not be the best company these days.

Still not as smelly as you.

[Bluto10]

Clever lads, nonetheless

Certainly the cleverest you know

[Bluto10]

Here Mobby - there has to have been one lassie who got to you more than the others though or whatever? One you've at least thought about settling down with - wee Mobby Jr, and Mobbina; cutting about in the back yard, playing on the swings or whatever pish.

 

Or is it just hardcore steadfast - thats the deed done; on your way you sexy wee bastard...no looking back?

Milne-afc?