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#1 OFFLINE   Roberto

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 10:37 AM

Due to me always being up to my old tricks and playing pranks on people in my office. I'm the youngest in my office, a mere 20 years of age. Closest aged person to me in my office is 27 or something. No-one seemed to be up for a laugh at all or to pull pranks on me!

UNTIL..........I went for a smokko 10 mins ago, and came back to find a Robo favourite, Selotape over the mouse ball so you think the mouse is broken - I was proud of my fellow colleagues as they are fighting back now and I like a new challenge! Its taken them a year or so to fight back though!

Anyone got ideas of new ones I could pull?

Yesterday I coloured in a colleagues mouse in black marker so when he came back and put his hand on his mouse, he would have a black hand! Was very funny at the time, but straight away I got blamed. ha ha.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 10:44 AM

Due to me always being up to my old tricks and playing pranks on people in my office. I'm the youngest in my office, a mere 20 years of age. Closest aged person to me in my office is 27 or something. No-one seemed to be up for a laugh at all or to pull pranks on me!

UNTIL..........I went for a smokko 10 mins ago, and came back to find a Robo favourite, Selotape over the mouse ball so you think the mouse is broken - I was proud of my fellow colleagues as they are fighting back now and I like a new challenge! Its taken them a year or so to fight back though!

Anyone got ideas of new ones I could pull?

Yesterday I coloured in a colleagues mouse in black marker so when he came back and put his hand on his mouse, he would have a black hand! Was very funny at the time, but straight away I got blamed. ha ha.

There is the old go into control panel - mouse and reverse everything.

Poke holes in the bottom of the coffee cups.

Tape down the receiver button on his phone so when they pick it up it keeps ringing.
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 01:13 PM

do the one when you take a screen dump then put it as his wallpaper on the pc and hide the icons so he thinks its fuked great at school like
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Posted 02 November 2006 - 01:24 PM

selotape the coughlinks on his sleeves together so he can't get his jacket on. Take one of the wheels off his chair so he falls back.
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Posted 04 November 2006 - 07:52 PM

haha im doing the receiver one tomoro!!
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 04:46 PM

Any new ideas?

Asking a colleague if their wife has left them yet. Knowing that she has

Edited by Poodler, 20 August 2019 - 04:48 PM.

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Posted 20 August 2019 - 04:54 PM

I once sent an email from my colleagues laptop/account (he’d stupidly not locked it to go to the bog) to the works receptionist, telling her that he ‘had feelings for her’

It was funny when he found out
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 05:25 PM

Stapling somebody's jacket sleeves together always goes down well.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 05:26 PM

Stapling somebody's jacket sleeves together always goes down well.


Stapling someone’s foreskin closed would be a classic
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 05:47 PM

Feigning a heart attack then jumping through a closed window from the 8th floor shouting ' Geronimo !!"

Dust yourself off as if nothing has happened and just get on with your job. 


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Posted 20 August 2019 - 05:53 PM

Feigning a heart attack then jumping through a closed window from the 8th floor shouting ' Geronimo !!"
Dust yourself off as if nothing has happened and just get on with your job.


Then glass the barmaid
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:03 PM

Once went in to the disabledez to do a comfortable shite and pulled that red alarm cord (thinking it would flush the toilet)

Not a prank - but no one would have came to my rescue if I was actually disabled, so the thing was useless

I flushed with the normal bog flusher, then washed my hands and left sheepishly

Then glassed a barmaid

Edited by Bad_Mobby, 20 August 2019 - 06:04 PM.

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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:03 PM

Hiding a dildo in your boss’s office
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:14 PM

Phoning a colleague and pretending to be the police and that they're parent has been involved in a serious accident.


Always wanted to do that
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:15 PM

Go in to the fridge, pick somebodies lunch out at random and throw it in the bin.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:16 PM

Write really offensive things about the MD in the toilet and sign it with a colleagues' name
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:18 PM

Colour in a colleague’s mouse with black marker and then when he comes back he’ll have a black hand!
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:20 PM

Release a pack of rabid pit bulls in to the meeting rooms
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:20 PM

Offer to make tea for everyone then tell them to fuck off. 


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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:27 PM

Get yer cock oot
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:30 PM

Put a curse on HR
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:31 PM

A work colleague was leaving who loved sucking the boss’s cock...about a week before I got an email from said boss...I forwarded it to him after editing the original to include...”massively pleased that complete tool xxxx has taken the hint and is fucking off...couldn’t stand the creepy cunt”...great days.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:36 PM

Whilst waiting outside at the assembly point after a fire drill..,,, have a chug!


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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:39 PM

Assume somebody’s gender
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:41 PM

Phone in every Monday morning and tell them you won't be in as your mum has passed away. Soon your boss will say ' I don't believe you'  Now, IF this coincides with the weekend your mum genuinely does die they will feel like absolute cunts. :hysterical:  :hysterical:


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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:44 PM

Office jobs.

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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:44 PM

Stick a frozen dog shit in a lunch box and leave it in the fridge before you go off on holiday.

By the time it's defrosted the next day you won't be about to deal with the stench.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:47 PM

Phoning a colleague and pretending to be the police and that they're parent has been involved in a serious accident.


Always wanted to do that


Not an office prank, but similar...

My pal @kingofearth was working for the council and sent a letter on council paper to my ‘flatmate’ (Mouse) telling him that the council have had complaints from neighbours who have seen him ‘pleasuring himself’ through his bedroom window from across the street

A bloody classic (we were only about 20 at the time)
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:51 PM

We did that at uni halls. Managed to copy a letter head official university document and forged the signature of the principle. Letter was saying that our pal had been caught exposing himself to a girl on campus and that he was to report to the office immediately. He actually did chase a girl whilst drunk in his boxers so perfectly plausible. Walked to the security bit with the letter only to be turned around. Got him walking back on film after the penny dropped. Safe to say he fucking shat it.
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Posted 20 August 2019 - 06:56 PM

Not an office prank, but similar...

My pal @kingofearth was working for the council and sent a letter on council paper to my ‘flatmate’ (Mouse) telling him that the council have had complaints from neighbours who have seen him ‘pleasuring himself’ through his bedroom window from across the street

A bloody classic (we were only about 20 at the time)

 

Chaps in our group had official note paper and typed out a letter to one the younger lads( with leaflets from the job centre included )explaining that he was being dismissed but wished him every success in the future. He fell for it and started crying. Genuinely.   

It was funny until he started sobbing and actually instead of going off on one, told everyone what a great bunch they were and that he would miss us all. 


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