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#1 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:12 PM

Swift pint to catch the end of the scores and sitting next to a horrendous Tinder or something date.

Lassie is a 7.5/10, guy is a solid 1/10. Assume he must have a fake photo online.

To be fair to him he is trying his best with outrageaous fiction. She is on her phone to I assume her mate saying get me the fuck out of here.

Tempted to intervene and say wise the fuck up this is never happening. Full respect if he manages to pull it round without the use
of rohyponl.
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#2 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:15 PM

Guy probably loaded. He’ll get a ride.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:23 PM

Fuck sake he’s just produced he’s doing a charity run tomorrow. Hope it’s someone on here.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:25 PM

Haha is that in town?

Want a couple of coked up buffoons to come intervene?
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:30 PM

Nae convinced it’s nae you Poodler!
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:34 PM

I don't need tinder min
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:38 PM

Put the boy out his misery


Tell him to sign up here
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#8 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:50 PM

get a pic of the dashing couple up


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:57 PM

Pervy photos thread min
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 06:07 PM

If you need an app to pull birds, you’d be aswell end yourself
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 06:23 PM

Fuck sake he’s just produced he’s doing a charity run tomorrow. Hope it’s someone on here.


Sounds like it’s Dave Min
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:22 PM

Dunno, the fictional tales makes it sound like Millertime
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:29 PM

If you need an app to pull birds, you’d be aswell end yourself


Different times.

Didn’t need it, but was a laugh and easy.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:48 PM

Sounds like it’s Dave Min


Haha
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:51 PM

Swift pint to catch the end of the scores and sitting next to a horrendous Tinder or something date.

Lassie is a 7.5/10, guy is a solid 1/10. Assume he must have a fake photo online.

To be fair to him he is trying his best with outrageaous fiction. She is on her phone to I assume her mate saying get me the fuck out of here.

Tempted to intervene and say wise the fuck up this is never happening. Full respect if he manages to pull it round without the use
of rohyponl.


He sounds like a top lad.
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#16 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 09:10 PM

He sounds like a top lad.

 

:trophy:  yeehaaaaa  +1  davo


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:02 AM

What happens on thon tinder dates?  Is it usually already a done deal before the meeting?  Not interested myself like, asking for a friend.


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:05 AM

Poor tup having his love life splashed all over the hat
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 09:37 AM

Poor tup having his love life splashed all over the hat


Nah, if it was Tup it woulda be behind the bike sheds
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 10:13 AM

What happens on thon tinder dates? Is it usually already a done deal before the meeting? Not interested myself like, asking for a friend.


With your chat I can’t see it.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 11:46 AM

What happens on thon tinder dates?  Is it usually already a done deal before the meeting?  not interested myself like, asking for a friend.

 

I don't imagine its a done deal but the women using it are probably quite willing so it's probably a case of sorting out personal terms etc before any transfer (of spunk) can take place.


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 12:12 PM

Is it purely for shagging though or do folk actually use it for a date?
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 12:13 PM

Surely if a bird wanted a date you’d look elsewhere? :dontknow:
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 12:58 PM

Scroll through the pictures. If you like them and they like you, you can speak to each other.

Some people are more blunt than others. When I've used it abroad I've just written 'one night only' under my picture. So only women interested in that will like.

Name a time and place, drink, shag, never speak again. I LOVE the mutual goodbye knowing you're never going to see each other again. You've gone 0-100 in one night and that's it forever. It's a magical experience to share with a woman.

Better than marrying one, id say

But what do I know
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:06 PM

Before I stopped playing fitba, the young loons in our team were relentless on it for one night stands. We’d pick them up on a Saturday morning for games, fae a different house every week, and each time they’d never see the lassie again.

So easy nowadays, but kinda takes the fun out of it. The chase was part of the fun back in the day.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:08 PM

^ the flip side to that is that it's mutual - you don't have them hanging on for ages wanting more once you've sealed the deal.


Unless you're a bloody fantastic ride :)
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:13 PM

Ive got a good idea for a Dating App: GenitalBook

 

Just a profile with a picture of your penis or vagina - saves a lot of hassle.

 

How many times have you been on a few dates, finally the pair of yous are stumbling and fumbling your way into the bedroom; only for her to cut things short exclaiming, ' Its just too fucking big'.

 

£100 quid wasted on a meal and taxis and whatever else - fuck THAT


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:25 PM

Before I stopped playing fitba, the young loons in our team were relentless on it for one night stands. We’d pick them up on a Saturday morning for games, fae a different house every week, and each time they’d never see the lassie again.

So easy nowadays, but kinda takes the fun out of it. The chase was part of the fun back in the day.

 

Think it's still running with Bradley Walsh?


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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:25 PM

Ive got a good idea for a Dating App: GenitalBook

 

Just a profile with a picture of your penis or vagina - saves a lot of hassle.

 

How many times have you been on a few dates, finally the pair of yous are stumbling and fumbling your way into the bedroom; only for her to cut things short exclaiming, ' Its just too fucking big'.

 

£100 quid wasted on a meal and taxis and whatever else - fuck THAT

 

I'm sure an adult would manage it pops.


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#30 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:29 PM

Scroll through the pictures. If you like them and they like you, you can speak to each other.

Some people are more blunt than others. When I've used it abroad I've just written 'one night only' under my picture. So only women interested in that will like.

Name a time and place, drink, shag, never speak again. I LOVE the mutual goodbye knowing you're never going to see each other again. You've gone 0-100 in one night and that's it forever. It's a magical experience to share with a woman.

Better than marrying one, id say

But what do I know

 

Whats that like , a handshake or something?


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