Latest Purchase Thread

[The Boofon]

New strap for my watch.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh could go a liquorice  allsort right now. Can’t think why.

[The Boofon]

8 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh could go a liquorice  allsort right now. Can’t think why.

Haha.

 

Because you stink probably.

 

Lovely strap for a lovely watch. All about the accessorising Brian you should know that.

[The Boofon]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How mad is this. A whole box of eggs.6.  ALL double yokers. 

Not mad in the slightest. You can buy double yolker eggs.

 

Morrisons is selling eggs with guaranteed double yolks for Easter (thesun.co.uk)

 

The 1 in a thousand claim is complete bollocks though.

 

I usually get at least one a week from my hens. (6 hens, lay 5-6 eggs per week)

 

Not laying at moment due to moulting and not the time of year for them to lay.

[The Boofon]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There you go, but this wasn't a box labelled 'guaranteed double yokers'. I've thought about getting hens but Im sure no matter how well  fenced in they were the foxes would get in and tear the cunts to pieces. 

Can send you some stuff later if you like on how to fox proof. 
 

Chickens are fucking ace. 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

There you go, but this wasn't a box labelled 'guaranteed double yokers'. I've thought about getting hens but Im sure no matter how well  fenced in they were the foxes would get in and tear the cunts to pieces. 

eh, bloodbath

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Get rid of the taste of cock?

Looking forward to your treble coming in cavey 

[Misers Hill]

2 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Not mad in the slightest. You can buy double yolker eggs.

 

Morrisons is selling eggs with guaranteed double yolks for Easter (thesun.co.uk)

 

The 1 in a thousand claim is complete bollocks though.

 

I usually get at least one a week from my hens. (6 hens, lay 5-6 eggs per week)

 

Not laying at moment due to moulting and not the time of year for them to lay.

Fuck you Frank Spencer ??

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Anyone got an electric car? 

I'm currently selling one Cavey

[1903Fitba]

Cavey and his electric car. 

[manboobs109]

17 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Why ?

early bird special breakfast

Wee man's outgrown it. £150 no offers.

[The Boofon]

49 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

early bird special breakfast

Wee man's outgrown it. £150 no offers.

@Sooper-hanz get Tup behind the wheel of that please.

[maryhilldon]

On 2/19/2022 at 12:39 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

Castlemilk? There are loads of them in Castlemilk. Come down from the Cathikn Braes. 

See plenty around here as well.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Anyone got an electric car? 

What is this, 2012?

[Bluto10]

prob works well in Perth.

 

 

nowhere worth venturing to after you’ve done the commute and supermarket run

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Anyone got an electric car? 

Fuck no and never will.  Much prefer a gas guzzlin', V8 rumble.

[YorkDon]

5 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Anyone got an electric car? 

Aye

[BrianFaePerth]

18 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

prob works well in Perth.

 

 

nowhere worth venturing to after you’ve done the commute and supermarket run

You’re totally right there bloots, nowhere whatsoever outside Perth.

[maryhilldon]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Saw a deer running through Cambuslang recently. A deer! 

A deer bounded past me on Ruchill golf course a few years ago. Fuck knows how it got there, canal along 1 side and surrounded by houses on 3 sides. Quite a sight.

[Redforever86]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

A deer bounded past me on Ruchill golf course a few years ago. Fuck knows how it got there, canal along 1 side and surrounded by houses on 3 sides. Quite a sight.

Took a boat. 

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Took a boat. 

Or an inflatable turtle.

[Bluto10]

55 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You’re totally right there bloots, nowhere whatsoever outside Perth.

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

A deer bounded past me on Ruchill golf course a few years ago. Fuck knows how it got there, canal along 1 side and surrounded by houses on 3 sides. Quite a sight.

How did you get onto the golf course?

 

I suspect the deer took a similar route. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, The Boofon said:

How did you get onto the golf course?

 

I suspect the deer took a similar route. 

Walk along Maryhill Rd, onto Ruchill St, then up Shuna St and onto Currie St. Highly unlikely it took that route.

[Arabian Knight]

wit wir ye daein oan the course onywiy?.. dodgy.. yer wan o they hobbyless mannys ir ye nae

[maryhilldon]

54 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

wit wir ye daein oan the course onywiy?.. 

What do you think I was doing on a golf course? 

[Arabian Knight]

thon areas a hotspot fir hare coursin n bedger baitin. gangs o cruel hobbyless men better aff deed

[maryhilldon]

53 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

thon areas a hotspot fir hare coursin n bedger baitin. gangs o cruel hobbyless men better aff deed

? 

[Poodler]

You play golf, MHD? 
 

lol 

[Poodler]

Or pumpin in the bunker

(a man no doubt)