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Proposed new stadium, by Aberdeen beach
Ke1t replied to sooth_stander's topic in AFC and Scottish Football
At some point 3d printing will scale up to stadiums, and squirty robots will build us a stadium for a couple of million. -
Proposed new stadium, by Aberdeen beach
Ke1t replied to sooth_stander's topic in AFC and Scottish Football
That looks like someone demolished part of the Colosseum and stuck a block of tenements in its place. -
Proposed new stadium, by Aberdeen beach
Ke1t replied to sooth_stander's topic in AFC and Scottish Football
I'd like to see the Main Stand incorporated into any new stadium. Love the look of it. It's like one of the sinister cotton mills of the Victorian era, where the wee kids used to get caught up in the machinery and mangled or killed for a penny a week. Historic. -
Proposed new stadium, by Aberdeen beach
Ke1t replied to sooth_stander's topic in AFC and Scottish Football
Wasn't Cormack citing a figure of 85million quid, with a capacity of around 16000? But Cormack talks an inordinate amount of shite, so those numbers are probably plucked from his arse. -
SNP is an English shell party. Nothing else explains their 'incompetence'.
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It's typical Scottish fitba media. 90-95% Celtic and Sevco, with every other team jammed into a few minutes, and usually how this non Celtic and Sevco news relates to Celtic and Sevco. The positive thing about the internets is it does allow fan-driven content as an alternative to this utter shite. It's amateurish, but light years ahead of the mainstream.
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So what is an Elf?
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In fact you only need 10 minutes spare, since 50 minutes is dedicated to Celtic and Sevco with a bit of Scotland thrown in. But mostly Celtic and Sevco.
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Counterargument. She's a fucking cunt.
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Desperate to keep us in the place they think we should occupy in Scottish football. A wee club whose only ambition is to 'have a good season' and maybe make one of the lesser European tournaments.
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I'm banned off X for the whole me Tweeting to the governor of Ohio that his constituents are "thicker than the farm animals they fuck" thing, so if you could just post; "Because Neil Lennon, Malky Mackay, and Stephen Robinson are utter shite, you trio of ignorant arseholes" and sign it' Kelt', I'd be super-grateful.
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Just read JT's bringing Christen Persson and Emir Bajrami with him. So, we're actually getting... ...guys... 😃 we're actually getting... ...More Than A Thelin.
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Guy wants to play hero and fulfill his lifelong dream of blasting a bad guy. Robber's stealing a truck that doesn't belong to Johnny the Cowboy (hereafter referred to as JtC), isn't threatening JtC, and is in fact retreating into the truck to get away from JtC. JtC still grabs his chance and fires four shots at the Robber, one at his torso, one fuck knows where, and two at his head. JtC then John Waynes off into the sunset, satisfied that he finally, FINALLY got to play the hero and shoot a motherfucker. He's still dreaming of the 'Good Samaritan Saves The Day' headlines, and all the cock-sucking that comes with being a local hero, when BBBBAAAAAAAAAM, our robbing friend flips the script out of nowhere! And Johnny the Cowboy goes flying through the air like a sack of clothes out your bird's window when she finds out you're fucking her mate. Media's framing this as a tragedy... I see this as a story with a heartwarming ending.