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#1 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 12 June 2019 - 06:39 AM

If you had to build a Woman 'Frankensteins Monster' that you can make sex with, from different parts of famous (or non famous, such as your wife (lol) women - who would supply the following:

Tits:

Arse:

Head/face:

Legs:

Flange:

Foot and ankles:

Hair:

Pace:

Footballing brain:

GO
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 08:05 AM

Michelle Pfeiffer playing Joanna Valineri in Tequila sunrise for ahin. Next.

No idea re footballing brain. Who cares.
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 08:11 AM

If you had to build a Woman 'Frankensteins Monster' that you can make sex with, from different parts of famous (or non famous, such as your wife (lol) women - who would supply the following:

Tits:

Arse: remy LaCroix

Head/face:

Legs:

Flange:

Foot and ankles:

Hair:

Pace:

Footballing brain:

GO


I'll be back to this
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 08:40 AM

Ca wait for YorkieDon to get involved in this.
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 08:41 AM

Is it pace or is that a typo and it’s meant to be race?

I’m conjuring up a half Holly Valance half Jennifer Anniston Latino.
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 08:48 AM

Is it pace or is that a typo and it’s meant to be race?

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Pace

Remember, you don’t want them too fast as they might run away
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 08:52 AM

Sooper-Hanz


NO
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 08:55 AM

Ca wait for YorkieDon to get involved in this.



Tits would almost certainly be an ex of mine from about 3 years ago.
She was a size 8 with natural 30GG and they just sat there.
I enjoyed them a lot while we were together 😋💦
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 09:09 AM

Anyone seen Weird Science?


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Posted 12 June 2019 - 09:13 AM

NO


Clearly edited.

From start to fucking finish you wee prick - come on now.
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 09:47 AM

Anyone seen Weird Science?


Does a photo of @Millertime count as that?
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 10:04 AM

Pace

Remember, you don’t want them too fast as they might run away


Stockholm Syndrome is your friend.
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 10:30 AM

Someone said Holly Valance x Anniston = oocha fucker.

With the brain of Lauren Laverne and that's the perfect woman for me.

Latinos are the best looking but always had a longstanding boner for Anniston. Probably purely based on the exemplary raspberry ripples she used to flaunt in her friends days.

 

Football brain: Jazzer - always one step ahead. Cultured midfield technician.


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Posted 12 June 2019 - 11:55 AM

Hair- Mary Berry
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:12 PM

Someone said Holly Valance x Anniston = oocha fucker.
With the brain of Lauren Laverne and that's the perfect woman for me.
Latinos are the best looking but always had a longstanding boner for Anniston. Probably purely based on the exemplary raspberry ripples she used to flaunt in her friends days.

Football brain: Jazzer - always one step ahead. Cultured midfield technician.


Apparently they were fake nipples
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:30 PM

Tits: Young Halle Berry (or that lass from Shetland that Poodles sent a pic of the other day)

Arse: Kate Beckinsale

Head/face: Young Marisa Tomei

Legs: Abbey Clancy

Flange: Liz Olsen (babyless and young-ish)

Foot and ankles: Sienna Miller

Hair: Marge Simpson

Pace: Hawking

Footballing brain: Mackie
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:44 PM

I'll answer "Ashanti" for them all.

Cheers
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:47 PM

Apparently they were fake nipples

Her real ones were twice that size.


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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:50 PM

I'll answer "Ashanti" for them all.

Cheers


Never heard of him
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:52 PM

I'll answer "Ashanti" for them all.

Cheers


Do you like black ,ghetto type women Parko?
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:52 PM

Do you like black ,ghetto type women Parko?


Ho’s
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:54 PM

Or ‘sistahs’
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:58 PM

I might change my Frankenstein’s bottom to a black bootaaaay

Swap out Beckinsales arse for Rustie Lee’s arse (keeping Beckinsales arsehole, though)

Edited by Bad_Mobby, 12 June 2019 - 12:59 PM.

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Posted 12 June 2019 - 12:59 PM

Tits: Young Halle Berry (or that lass from Shetland that Poodles sent a pic of the other day)

Arse: Kate Beckinsale

Head/face: Young Marisa Tomei

Legs: Abbey Clancy

Flange: Liz Olsen (babyless and young-ish)

Foot and ankles: Sienna Miller

Hair: Marge Simpson

Pace: Hawking

Footballing brain: Mackie

100% in Swordfish


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Posted 12 June 2019 - 01:02 PM

Ho’s

Hoochies


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Posted 12 June 2019 - 01:02 PM

Serena Williams’ arse .
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 01:04 PM

Hoochies


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Posted 12 June 2019 - 01:07 PM

Serena Williams’ arse .

Dad Charlie was a great comedian.


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Posted 12 June 2019 - 01:19 PM

I'll answer "Ashanti" for them all.
Cheers


Fuck sake darkie, you’re taking this ethnic thing a bit far.
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Posted 12 June 2019 - 01:34 PM

Do you like black ,ghetto type women Parko?


In what way is Ashanti "Ghetto type"?lol.

Most of my favourites are black right enough. Quite like ginger women too. Obviously a black/ginger combo isn't great though.

Christina Milian also a favourite of mine from back in the day. <3
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