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Sooper-hanz

Member Since 12 Nov 2015
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#1870473 The Xmas Gifts Thread 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 07 December 2019 - 12:20 PM

Mariah never sang it better AK

 

 

"I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is a puffy pussy wrappd in a red bow waitin fir meh under the tree"


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#1870361 The Xmas Gifts Thread 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 07 December 2019 - 01:41 AM

He wanted to go for a beer after work a few months back, then all of a sudden I'm a 'beige turd'. I can't pinpoint where everything changed.

 

HIs medication* maybe changed or he's stopped taking it?

 

 

 

 

loved Record Breakers


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#1869742 Home Fire Building

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 05 December 2019 - 05:05 PM

Too small a fireplace to use firebricks if you ask me.


Aha. A common problem. These guys to the rescue.

http://www.actionman-firebricks.com/
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#1869606 The Xmas Gifts Thread 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 05 December 2019 - 01:40 PM

Totally unrattled matey. Every post he contributes is shite. I could go on about the psychology behind his contributions but I can't be fucked to be honest.  :trophy:


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#1869595 The Xmas Gifts Thread 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 05 December 2019 - 01:26 PM

Why do you care?

You shouldn't

Your life must be empty

 

I wouldn't say I care deeply but it's kind of the whole point of the forum YOU FUCKING IDIOT to reply to other's posts and add an opinion. 


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#1869518 The Xmas Gifts Thread 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 05 December 2019 - 12:06 PM

Stinking

 

Very niche.

 

 

Anyway, feel free to contribute in a constructive way instead of being a negative nonce all the time. 


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#1869473 The Xmas Gifts Thread 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 05 December 2019 - 10:53 AM

Yeah !!!! What are you getting for the wife/gf/kids /relatives etc?

 

What would you buy for fellow hatters?

 

What would you like to receive as a gift ?

 

Do you we have too many consumer items and is the whole concept of Christmas an outdated myth ruined more and more by capitalism and greedy marketing campaigns?

 

Well.,,,Ive got my eye on these lovelies..., https://www.jdsports...-step/15967351/


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#1869180 Aberdeen 2 - 2 Sevco

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 04 December 2019 - 09:00 PM

Is he injured?


Calf
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#1868954 Aberdeen 2 - 2 Sevco

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 04 December 2019 - 07:11 PM

 

Logan at right back
Considine at left
 

 

Here I am , stuck in a midfield of two.


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#1868677 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 04 December 2019 - 12:42 PM

The utter disdain his wife must have for him
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#1868416 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 03 December 2019 - 08:37 PM

Terrible, terrible shivery laryngitis

 

 

Speedy recovery MT. 


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#1868320 AFC chat awards 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 03 December 2019 - 05:49 PM

How would you describe that photo if you were discussing it with someone who's never seen it?  :hysterical:  :hysterical:


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#1868244 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 03 December 2019 - 03:35 PM

I don’t know where to start


Usually pulling your trousers down , matey .
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#1868234 AFC chat awards 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 03 December 2019 - 02:40 PM

They packed Loch Ness in wonder,
But then one wee boy cried
“How’s the monster supposed to see,
When it’s got sweetcorn for its eyes?!”
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#1868230 AFC chat awards 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 03 December 2019 - 02:27 PM

Best poem


My name is Captain Caveman,
I jumped into the sea ,
I launched a shit, one hundred fit,
But it floated back to me !

It terrorised the tourists,
But when one chap saw the mess,
Said ‘ THATS A FUCKING MONSTER !,
LET’S PUT IT IN LOCH NESS !”
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