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#5641 ONLINE   Dad

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Posted 17 July 2018 - 08:17 PM

Liverpool offer 62m for a fucking keeper.

 

Im just going to pretend the EPL doesnt exist from now on. Stupid fucking arsehole league.


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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted 18 July 2018 - 05:12 AM

Liverpool offer 62m for a fucking keeper.
 
Im just going to pretend the EPL doesnt exist from now on. Stupid fucking arsehole league.


You mean you’re doing an MT, where you’re SAYING (MT™️) it’s on block, but you’ll watch it really, but say it’s blocked, but watch it....
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 05:15 AM

Nope - fuck em chewie.

'Not a game shalt be viewed.'

Dad: verse 6 chapter 9.
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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted 18 July 2018 - 05:55 AM

https://www.theguard...conomic-affairs

Interesting article by George Monbiot. Dodgy big business cunts corrupting politics in plain view.
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 07:24 AM

It's also the fact I read Bournemouth are trying to sign someone for 32 million, and some other lad for 20 million I think I read.

 

Fucking Bournemouth.


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#5646 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 18 July 2018 - 10:45 AM

Agreed.

Fuck the EPL right in the stinkpot.
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 11:32 AM

It's also the fact I read Bournemouth are trying to sign someone for 32 million, and some other lad for 20 million I think I read.

 

Fucking Bournemouth.

 

They have a 12,000 capacity stadium as well.


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Posted 18 July 2018 - 11:42 AM

 https://stv.tv/news/...ts-wife-jailed/

 

999 call was quite interesting...


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Posted 18 July 2018 - 11:52 AM

 https://stv.tv/news/...ts-wife-jailed/
 
999 call was quite interesting...



Just the one of us now

Always time for black humour


He'd fit in well here
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#5650 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 18 July 2018 - 12:16 PM

😂 how matter of fact was he ? Was sure he was going to ask the operator if he fancied a pint .
A-haaaaaa

Edited by Sooper-hanz, 18 July 2018 - 12:17 PM.

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#5651 OFFLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 18 July 2018 - 12:32 PM

how matter of fact was he ? Was sure he was going to ask the operator if he fancied a pint .
A-haaaaaa


Hanz, there’s a Mr P Nesshead on the phone for you.
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 18 July 2018 - 01:14 PM

Having an affair with his sons Mrs as well. Wee Greek number.

#lad
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 01:28 PM

Hanz, theres a Mr P Nesshead on the phone for you.


Probably just Bill Oddie again .
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 05:19 PM

https://www.thescott...winking-at-him/
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 05:51 PM

Strewth
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 07:44 PM

Peter Smeichals family must have been alarmed when they first read that headline .


Whose?
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 07:46 PM

Just the one of us now

Always time for black humour


He'd fit in well here


So HE had an affair and HE strangled his WIFE?
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Posted 18 July 2018 - 07:56 PM

Whose?

 

Peter Smeichal. 


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Posted 18 July 2018 - 11:22 PM

Daaaaaaaaaawwww... 💚😁

https://www.theguard...tures?CMP=fb_gu
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 03:48 PM

https://www.eveninge...centre-renamed/

 

Genius.


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Posted 20 July 2018 - 03:02 PM

https://www.eveningt...at-dundee-home/

Sounds like he was just monkeying about
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 03:10 PM

https://www.eveningt...at-dundee-home/

Sounds like he was just monkeying about


I wonder if he'll a-peel his sentence?
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 03:46 PM

Jury was split .
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 05:29 PM

"further admitted assaulting his stepfather James Murray, then aged 71, by seizing his head and repeatedly punching his head"

Seized is worse than a smack? Why's it first?
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Posted Yesterday, 09:55 PM

 

They have a 12,000 capacity stadium as well.

 

Gate money becoming irrelevant down there. Fitba is shite now. Back in the day all we needed was to get lucky in appointing an extraordinary manager and we could dream of being European champions. All gone now, Never gonna happen again in my lifetime. The game is fucked.

 

On another story, how does an ex rugby player get to beat the crap out of a 15 year old kid and get away with a suspended sentence and £1000 fine? 


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Posted Today, 06:09 AM

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TPFKATGLA 


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Posted Today, 06:45 AM

https://www.eveningt...at-dundee-home/
Sounds like he was just monkeying about


If he'd used a coconut I'd understand, but a fucking banana? Sounds like a crime of passion to me; surely temporary insanity was an option.

Your honour - who in their right mind would choose a banana as their fruit weapon? Clearly a case of my client being temporarily insane.

Suspended sentence with some mandatory counciling and a smidge of commie service.
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Posted by Dad on 02 August 2017 - 08:19 PM

The world outside Scotland makes me love the scottish game more and more. Good solid 10's of thousands transfer fees; no frills - good honest solid realism, with a squeeze of hate and a smidge of daring to dream.

 

The Dons are a joy to support.

 


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Posted Today, 06:46 AM

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genius 


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#5669 OFFLINE   dervish

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Posted Today, 07:04 AM

Bit of a skiver but he let no willy go un-sucked. 


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Posted Today, 11:45 AM

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Who would have thought that a public office post would be effectively meaningless?  


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