Coronavirus

[Henry]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

And just clarify from my girls school. How the fuck do you quarantine Christmas cards?

 

This year you might like to take a break from this tradition or take part in another way of sharing greetings with the girls. I know that class teachers are working on a number of ideas and will be sharing these with the girls via their google classrooms. If you would like to continue with the tradition of Christmas cards then we would ask that the girls bring them into school by Friday 11 December. The cards will be placed in a special box in each classroom and then be handed out, after a suitable quarantined time on Monday 14 December. The cards can then be taken home to share with you and displayed in your home.

Not be many cheapo Tesco 10 for a quid cards at St Big Bucks school for darlings. 

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

What decision needs to be made? They've published criteria of Aberdeen meets them it goes into level 3 surely? In saying that Fife has never been in any of the levels for level 3 and we've been in it for weeks.

Aberdeen City & Shire have NOT met the criteria for level 3 yet.

 

[aberdeen1970]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Just claiming it was isolated outbreaks at factories etc the other day. ?‍♂️

 

Probably leitchs idea 

 

The numbers went above 50 for 3 days.

If you take the numbers from the two outbreaks off the numbers for those three days then things are pretty steady. 

Seems to be no real justification for a move to Level 3.

[Howard Marks]

The magic money tree indeed.

[manboobs109]

27 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Aberdeen City & Shire have NOT met the criteria for level 3 yet.

 

Neither has Fife, Angus or Perth and Kinross but they've all been level 3 for weeks. It's all at Sturgeons whim. The levels mean nothing. 

[Joe pike]

28 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Aberdeen City & Shire have NOT met the criteria for level 3 yet.

 

Krankie has to use her judgement though.

Which is 'Fuck you Aberdonian wankers'

 

[manboobs109]

Only 4 hospitals in England busier than they were last year at this time. Wonder what the stats would be for Scotland. I'd put money on the majority of hospitals being quieter. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

27 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Krankie has to use her judgement though.

Which is 'Fuck you Aberdonian wankers'

 

Exactly, they'll have been waiting for the opportunity to do this ever since the video emerged of the celebrations in yon bar after the Scotland qualification. 

 

[Don Fonte]

Living in tier 1 is cracking.

You enjoying it @ehboof 

[Fridge]

14 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Exactly, they'll have been waiting for the opportunity to do this ever since the video emerged of the celebrations in yon bar after the Scotland qualification. 

 

Correct.

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Correct.

Woooosh

[Ke1t]

Just took the wife and the loon to get Covid tests. 

Loon was sick as a dog yesterday, though I reckon it's a mild case of food poisoning, and the wife is freaking out. 

Didn't bother getting one myself because as we all know I'll walk that shit off... again. 

Positive mental attitude and some Lemsip if you really want to medicate, sorted. 

Wino guy tried to bum some cash off us as we waited in the car outside the clinic, told him through the window to get to fuck... he immediately wandered into the off license two units down to get his 5 O'Clock vodka or whatever it is the winos round there prefer. 

Guarantee Covid has no luck compromising his immune system, pure fucking alcohol as it is. 

 

[Redforever86]

8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Living in tier 1 is cracking.

You enjoying it @ehboof 

Local pub was ace at the weekend.

[Joe pike]

No criticism of the Celtic fans either until pressed.

Then she said they should'nt be attacking police.

[Joe pike]

Bigger crowd at Parkhead than any football match since March.

[Eugenefani]

Restrictions will remain in place for the bio-hazard, diseased unvaccinated folk. 

[Henry]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Only 4 hospitals in England busier than they were last year at this time. Wonder what the stats would be for Scotland. I'd put money on the majority of hospitals being quieter. 

Cmon man, all those Scottish NHS heroes deserve £500 each, no questions asked. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

21 minutes ago, Henry said:

Cmon man, all those Scottish NHS deserve £500 each, no questions asked. 

Cunts can buy their own fucking pizzas and munch boxes now.

[Joe pike]

Yep tax free as well even though 60% of hospital workers were doing the square root of f.a. for months with nobody getting appointments.

So a consultant or surgeon on 70k to 100k a year gets the same as junior nurse.

[Joe pike]

What about bin men,supermarket workers,taxi and bus drivers,Amazon workers,delivering and thousands more.

[manboobs109]

28 minutes ago, Henry said:

Cmon man, all those Scottish NHS deserve £500 each, no questions asked. 

Yeah all the working from home desk jockeys will be rubbing their hands. 

[manboobs109]

Just saw a wee clip of Sturgeon saying there is 'no acceptable number of deaths from Covid' 

Feeling VERY confident about my bets now. 

[Howard Marks]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Just saw a wee clip of Sturgeon saying there is 'no acceptable number of deaths from Covid' 

 

By that token there is no acceptable number of deaths from, well anything really.

Routine medical appointments and screenings all cancelled in the name of Covid.

This was beyond bonkers when we realised it didn't kill everyone round about April time. What in the name of fuck are we still doing?

[Misers Hill]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Old age? Kamikaze pilots ?

Heard the the one about the ??

Divine wind pilot ??

@dibble ?

[The Boofon]

8 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Living in tier 1 is cracking.

You enjoying it @ehboof 

Can’t beat a bit of tier hopping. 

[BrianFaePerth]

You boys been promoted in to the top flight?

[BrianFaePerth]

Racist covids going after poor BAMEs again 

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-lewis-hamilton-tests-positive-for-covid-19-and-will-miss-bahrain-grand-prix-12147784

 

[The Boofon]

35 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Racist covids going after poor BAMEs again 

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-lewis-hamilton-tests-positive-for-covid-19-and-will-miss-bahrain-grand-prix-12147784

 

Hopeful of another add to the Celeb death watch here.

[manboobs109]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/01/covid-created-an-opportunity-lisbon-turns-20000-tourist-flats-into-homes

Surely something to look at here. Edinburgh especially. 

[Studebaker-90]

Is that it then? The old level 2 restrictions on the scrap heap?