Obama is giving a nationwide commencement speech live on every major news network in America... meanwhile Trump is getting ever more isolated and angry over in the White House, and has access to his phone. Plus, it's Saturday, so he'll have been smashing down the Adderall like it's Party Night.
I've followed him on Twitter, and he's started already, even before Obama even goes on air.
Wouldn't be surprised if Donald starts a shooting war with the Chinese by morning. Hopefully we'll have a few super-duper missiles fired up and ready to go.
Since the domestic season is fucked, here's a virtual one...
Newco Hatchester United's bid for glory Season 19-20. Will they march relentlessly to league and cup glory? Probably not, because I'm not very good at this game.
Opening game of the season pitches the pissheads of The Hat into Group E Betfred Cup action against the AIDS-dodgers of Edinburgh City.