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Ke1t

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Micky Mellon United Coach

05 July 2020 - 05:16 PM

Set to sign as United gaffer tonight. 

 

His record down south is pretty good... wanted him at Pittodrie when McInnes peg was shoogly, just before the Coronas hit. 

 

Suspect he'll be a terrific acquisition for Utd. 


Hat Cliques

22 May 2020 - 07:29 PM

What are they and who's in them?

 

 


Trump

16 May 2020 - 10:36 PM

Should be a laugh tonight. 

 

Obama is giving a nationwide commencement speech live on every major news network in America... meanwhile Trump is getting ever more isolated and angry over in the White House, and has access to his phone. Plus, it's Saturday, so he'll have been smashing down the Adderall like it's Party Night. 

 

I've followed him on Twitter, and he's started already, even before Obama even goes on air. 

 

Wouldn't be surprised if Donald starts a shooting war with the Chinese by morning.  Hopefully we'll have a few super-duper missiles fired up and ready to go. 

 

 


Lifestyles of the Hat

30 April 2020 - 11:19 PM

Assuming you had the cash to allow it, and within reason, if you could retire right now and go off to live however you wanted, what would your preferred lifestyle/living conditions be. 

 

Just watched a video about a couple who sail the world on their wee yacht, sailing from place to place, and living their best life for the last 10 years. 

 

Looked fucking horrible, Cramped, creaking, fish-heavy, and monotonous. 

 

Personally would like to end up in Canada, on some forested land on the coast, trapping beaver and fighting bears. Internet access to my hand-made cabin is a must. 

 

What's your envisioned lifestyle?

 

 

 

 


Hatchester United

30 March 2020 - 05:31 PM

Since the domestic season is fucked, here's a virtual one... Newco Hatchester United's bid for glory Season 19-20. Will they march relentlessly to league and cup glory? Probably not, because I'm not very good at this game. Opening game of the season pitches the pissheads of The Hat into Group E Betfred Cup action against the AIDS-dodgers of Edinburgh City.