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#1722479 Pet Hates

Posted by Fridge on 13 January 2019 - 08:09 PM

Pedestrian crossings right after a roundabout. Sure there must be some logic behind it but the amount of times the green mannie goes on and someone flies clean through is unreal.

No idea why you wouldn’t put them further up the road so folk can anticipate and stop.

While texting and shouting at the kids.
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#1722475 Tinder

Posted by Fridge on 13 January 2019 - 08:03 PM

Gutted the boy has not updated the thread with either his charity run time or that he pumped the bird.
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#1720125 Baldness

Posted by Fridge on 09 January 2019 - 08:19 PM

A few years back a boy at work went on holiday to turkey. When he left, he had brown hair which covered just over half his head. When he returned, he not only had brown hair covering just over half his head, but jet black hair that covered two thirds of the rest. It looked like jet black wire brush bristles as well. Spent a couple of grand getting it done apparently.

Walked in as casual as you like, like nothing had changed. The silence that fell over the room as he stoated in, followed by the hysterical laughter from some will stay with me forever.

Had a similar situation when a boy rocked up with jet black eyebrows from nowhere at a meeting. Clearly painted on with boot polish or something but he was an older boy so you couldn’t wind him up.

You could tell everyone didn’t have a clue what to do and was struggling nae to piss themselves.

Could have been a classic end of meeting wrap up. Any questions? Hand up - “Fit the fuck is going on with Davie’s eyebrows?”
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#1719579 Scottish Independence Referendum 2

Posted by Fridge on 08 January 2019 - 08:21 PM

[quote name="muttonhumper" post="1719563" timestamp="1546977942"]

Fuck me, what a thick cunt.

Go fuck yourself you retarded piece of shit.

Fuck sake MH, roid club on a Tuesday night! Were you back to work today or something?
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#1718498 Sevco Thread

Posted by Fridge on 06 January 2019 - 05:46 PM

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#1716761 In The News

Posted by Fridge on 03 January 2019 - 06:23 PM

I can assure you, with hand on heart that is the truth

That's half the problem on here with people for some reason having difficulty believing even the simplest if things

Why would I lie about being referred to a psychiatrist?!

As I say, he didn't seem interested and I remain convinced I've got worsening OCD and a bit of ADHD too, no Shame in it

Why the fuck would you go to trained professionals with all the vast medical and physiological expertise on here min.

PM Dad if you are struggling he knows everything. Old prick.

And if you aren’t ripping the piss, indeed there is no shame and glad you are seeking help.
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#1714590 Life's Curiosities

Posted by Fridge on 30 December 2018 - 12:51 PM

A thread for musings from the inane to the inner depths of psychological wonderings.

Why is it, when you are walking along and you see someone walking a bit unusually, it fucks you up? I can be walking down a street, perfectly reasonable stride (bit gimpy instep with the right foot but nothing major) but then you see someone with a strange gait or a emphatic arm swing and your own conscious goes in to overdrive.

I mean the novel walk, not the physically impared walk, but you see it and you think it looks a bit unusual, or a bit unorthodox and you start thinking about your own walk? That moment of clarity on someone else's walk leads to self doubt and major internal questioning about your own walk.

Then you just can't walk properly, it goes to pot. No matter how confident your stride was before it's gone. Arms pinned to the side because that last person had a jolly swing. Short steps because that person had a lunging gait. Then surely someone sees you and thinks, what the fuck, that person walks weird.

Leads to one perpetual chain of self-doubting fucked up striding weirdos.

I am a fucking nightmare with folk with physical disabilities. I genuinely feel sorry for them but can’t deal with it. Obviously try and not draw attention by staring at the massive cyst growing out of their face but I think that’s sometimes worse as it is almost more blatant when you are avoiding looking at it.

I am also prone to develop a nervous fit of the giggles in any inappropriate situation. Been many a meeting when I’ve had to almost pull a hernia and not make eye contact as someone comes in with no arms or produces that one of their relatives died at the weekend. A speech impediment during a presentation has been known to faking a phonecall and having to bail out.

It is clearly in no way fucking funny must be my brain going into panic mode and defaulting to
some sort of tourette’s. Either that or I am just sick as fuck.
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#1712064 The Pish Christmas Present Thread

Posted by Fridge on 25 December 2018 - 11:42 PM

Disappointing, worst I got was a horrendous t-shirt and a book on how to survive a duel.

Not a chance either will ever be seeing anything other that the skip.
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#1711683 Split Up / Kids

Posted by Fridge on 24 December 2018 - 06:47 PM

Haven't heard much from Fridge on this thread, hopefully he's out there up to his nuts in gash, not giving a fuck what his ex is doing. It's the only cure.

Unfortunately not but I did get the kids today all day and similar on Boxing Day. Is Private Eyes open tomorrow?
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#1696534 Pet Hates

Posted by Fridge on 28 November 2018 - 05:01 AM

Pet hate

People who say "Just saying" before or after a comment.

Clearly they are not "just saying", they are making a fucking point.
If you are making a point, make it properly, stand behind it and be ready to back it up with facts.
Don't say something in order to sway opinion and then when the point gets shot down in flames, go .....well I was just saying.

On a similar note, any cunt who, in a meeting, sees something that they think is wrong and says "I'm confused by this" or similar. If you think it is wrong, have the balls to say it.
You aren't confused, you are challenging the data and if it turns out you are wrong, you have a get out of jail without looking stupid card......."oh, thanks, that cleared up the confusion".

If you are genuinely confused you should get the fuck out of the meeting until you sort your head out.

Big meetings are always a total fucking waste of time, first up is the round table intros where nobody gives a flying fuck who anyone is apart from some bell end who takes notes, I’ve forgotten a second afterwards unless they are a hot bird.

If you happen to be really unlucky you get an icebreaker where you have to act or draw on a white board or some shit. Ace.

Five hours of shite where the only the only enjoyment is lunch.

Then of course the any questions at the end where some prick pipes up with total shite and the wrap up pros and cons where someone hilarious says the coffee was good and moans about the air con or some pish.
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#1696486 Eu Referendum

Posted by Fridge on 27 November 2018 - 10:56 PM

^^^I tend to agree. Only folk with degrees should be allowed to vote. Most ordinary folk just aren't capable .

I agree Hanz that my vote is no better or I am cleverer than someone staying in a council estate in Bradford or somewhere. (I fucking am by the way!)

But you vote for people who you think represent your values and hope to fuck they know roughly what they are doing.

Maybe it is the right thing to leave Europe, maybe not but we shouldn’t have let it come down to complete neds voting either yes or no.

Now we are totally fucked.
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#1695955 Eu Referendum

Posted by Fridge on 26 November 2018 - 10:02 PM

I gave a simple opinion that an expensive watch is a sure sign of a bell end. None of the responses so far have given me any reason to reconsider that. If you have taken offense or see it as a sign of jealousy that maybe says something about your mindset, not mine.

Nae sure about that. Sitting down at the dinner table and the first thing you say is have you seen my new Rolex that cost me x amount and boasting about your car is being a complete prick.

However I’m not going to be wearing a digital £2.99 casio watch and drive a 20 year old Ford Orion to be man of the people.

Fucks the point of doing well for yourself if you can’t buy nice things, you don’t need to ram it down other peoples throats. There is nothing worse than that I agree and it is always folk that think they are better than they are and are bitter.
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#1695496 This Weeks Hat Highlights

Posted by Fridge on 26 November 2018 - 06:26 AM

Or indeed Dildo to a car bonnet
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#1689846 Women You'd Kick Fuck Out Of

Posted by Fridge on 13 November 2018 - 06:32 PM

Katie Hopkins
Margaret Thatcher (Doesn't matter to me that she's deid)
Piers Morgan

Genuine question re Thatcher Kelt and I know you will come up with valid arguments hence why I am asking you as I was a bit to young to remember.

Testing the poll tax on Scotland was obviously a fuck up, Fareos war I will not to pretend to know much about. Privatisation of public services granted.

But was she seriously any worse than some of the fuckwits after, Tony Blair wanking off to the young generation and then blowing up half the Middle East with Bush sparking off terrosim shit.

Gordon Brown fuck sake.

And now Theresa May who is clearly totally out of her depth and has completely fucked us with Brexit regardless if you were for or against it. Country and economy in Limbo.

I think we need to vote @Dad in to sort all this shit out.
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#1688683 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Fridge on 10 November 2018 - 02:53 PM

That was Millertime’s advice to his Dad while he playing Call of Duty if I recall?
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