Where Did You Get Your Nat King Cole

[oilcat]

Behind the auld water tower in Culter efter a Friday night disco........ Pulled some howlers back in the days fan I was a DJ

[Nespa]

In a bus shelter in Cumbernauld...couldnt get ma Adidas managers jacket off quick enough!

[tommo1903]

15 year auld, her hoose.

 

Anyone ever read Anthony Keides (sp) autobiography? He lost his virginity in strange circumstances...

[spamspamspam]

in my bedroom with the neighbour

 

She climbed across the roof

 

My ma caught us the 4th or 5th time

 

Her dad banned her from ever seeing me again, that ban made her really horny!

 

ah memories

[stand_free]

In my house. Still with the woman in question to this day. Can pretty mind any of it though, was pretty hooped :drink:

[RAZOR]

In a bus shelter in Cumbernauld...couldnt get ma Adidas managers jacket off quick enough!

Is your cock on your upper body like?

[Nespa]

Is your cock on your upper body like?

 

no but the old adidas managers jackets of the 90's went down below your waist and also had a inside tie which i had knotted!

[vanderark14]

behind the local public library

[chief_wiggum]

Does it count if you don't drain yer spuds? If so In my bedroom when I was about 11....In wriggle wriggle ....pump pump...... got embarrassed..... gave up

Years later in my late teens in my bedroom, had to stop half way through to go to the bog to throw up as I was wellied.

[Nespa]

Does it count if you don't drain yer spuds? If so In my bedroom when I was about 11....In wriggle wriggle ....pump pump...... got embarrassed..... gave up

Years later in my late teens in my bedroom, had to stop half way through to go to the bog to throw up as I was wellied.

 

I once bokked when i was drinking from the furry cup and spewed a little! the lassie punched me in the face!

[phoenix]

I was the original

 

 

 

 

Couldnae work out how it was done , was it like this:

 

 

 

 

or this:

 

 

 

 

....and I STILL think a hard on was designed for pishing oo'er high walls.

 

 

Oh aye.....and a flat in Belgrave Terrace.

[pullman_du]

I once bokked when i was drinking from the furry cup and spewed a little! the lassie punched me in the face!

 

you should have punched her back, sounds like her feminine hygiene regime wasn't all that it should have been

[RAZOR]

no but the old adidas managers jackets of the 90's went down below your waist and also had a inside tie which i had knotted!

Haha,good man.

[vanderark14]

I once bokked when i was drinking from the furry cup and spewed a little! the lassie punched me in the face!

 

I was almost sick but managed to hold it down after cowkin a few times, went home with an irish student when I lived in Aberdeen. I dinna mind a stinky fud but this was taking it too far. she had a bad dose of disco fanny

[stand_free]

Please tell me you boned a heap of dirty hoors before you rekindled your childhood romance.

 

Going to the grave with the taste of only one flange would be a travesty..............its highly commendable though............i'm just a dirty hoor mysel.

 

Probably should have used "girl" rather than "woman" 'cause I'm only 20 and she's 19, so life's nae over... yet

[CrazyBullSheep]

Behind a fence next to the parkway in bridge of don, was my 15th birthday and her first time also, it was a shambolic affair, which I am not too proud of, once i'd finished i toddled home to mum n dads where they had rather posh visitor freinds in,

 

Nonchelantly walked in said my hellos got to the kitchen to find my green adidas tracky top covered in her blood and my light coloured pepe jeans covered in dog sh*t.

 

Mother was NOT f**kin happy.

[pullman_du]

Behind a fence next to the parkway in bridge of don, was my 15th birthday and her first time also, it was a shambolic affair, which I am not too proud of, once i'd finished i toddled home to mum n dads where they had rather posh visitor freinds in,

 

Nonchelantly walked in said my hellos got to the kitchen to find my green adidas tracky top covered in her blood and my light coloured pepe jeans covered in dog sh*t.

 

Mother was NOT f**kin happy.

 

is this your way of confessing to a murder

[CrazyBullSheep]

No Comment

[Dandie1992]

I was 17, girlfriend at the time, she was a stunning 24 year old.

 

Premier Inn, Aberdeen.

 

Kept our shenanigans a secret for months until we broke up, and the old man gave me a serious nod of approval upon hearing of my exploits.

[TheG_L_A]

My dad.

 

I was about 5.

[Big Man]

Its been gettin affa serious on here of late. What we need is a great big mucky thread that everyone can bond over. So, with the news today that an 11 year-old boy has been treated for the clap;

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2031342/Boy-11-1-000-16s-treated-sexually-transmitted-infections.html

 

How old were you when you first got your hole? Where did you lose it? Who was it with? Here are my particulars:

 

15

 

Up the back wall of an abandoned building in the Brig O

[tup]

Nothing like an outpouring of lies and exagerration to calm troubled waters.

 

Let the fabrication commence.

[CrazyBullSheep]

15th birthday

 

at the fence where the parkway straight up the dirt track from Glashieburn, in BOD. She had a lovely minge, she obviously had it all prepped for my entrance.It took a while, and we got interupted by a big white fluffy dog who's owner wouldn't stop whistling. Once finished I went home to find my folks had visitors in and calmly walkked into the living room where I discovered that my nice new green top had fanny blood all over it.

 

Mum was none too pleased

[Betty Swallicks]

Nothing like an outpouring of lies and exagerration to calm troubled waters.

 

Let the fabrication commence.

 

 

 

I was 8, she was 18 and a page 3 girl.

 

Think she came half a dozen times.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh was 14, she was 18 and had jist been Playboy's Playmate of the month.

 

Took her straight fae her private jet to the fields above Fintry where we went at it for 3 days. She said she'd never seen anyone as well-hung in her life, and eh was the best she'd ever had.

[StandFree1982]

8 years old, on a yacht with a swimwear model off the coast of Italy.

 

Tantric and fantastic! She wasn't bad either!

[tup]

I was just turned 2, sitting smoking a fag in the cot, minding my own business, when this goddess with massive paps burst in and forced herself on me, and took second pull on my fag as I got a mouthful of pap in exchange, whether I liked it or not, thing on me like a pig's tail, scarred me for life thon.

[CrazyBullSheep]

I was 7 he was 40 just finished sunday school and we did it in his office

 

bum hurt for weeks after

 

Neil

[Betty Swallicks]

I was just turned 2, sitting smoking a fag in the cot, minding my own business, when this goddess with massive paps burst in and forced herself on me, and took second pull on my fag as I got a mouthful of pap in exchange, whether I liked it or not, thing on me like a pig's tail, scarred me for life thon.

 

 

 

Yer Ma wiz still breast feeding ye at 2?

[dj_bollocks]

I was at Nursery... They were all Miss World's, Penthouse Pets Of The Year and Playboy Bunnies, it was on Necker Island, and I claim my 5 pounds...