Where Did You Get Your Nat King Cole

[dave_min]

Being a parent means you have endless worries, but none worse than your daughter being deflowered by Frankie.

Not to forget the pain of having to read a thread started by the Millerman asking how to do sex.

[DD1903]

 

Invisible parents?

A mr and Mrs G McDonald. He was a footballer, apparently

[cruzcampo3]

'With a bird on holiday with your parents that nobody ever saw'

 

Convenient

@@Scarface

[Henry]

I assume you don't have an entry on this thread...

 

 

Public toilet

 

Me and the girl both 14.

 

Swaggered onto the school bus on the Monday morning

 

[cruzcampo3]

 

Although in Orkney, it's seen as a trophy, back in the real world - pumping your sister doesn't count.

you get a parade if you do it in Wick.

[YorkDon]

'With a bird on holiday with your parents that nobody ever saw'

 

Convenient

Indeed-except I wasnt on holiday with my parents.

That was also the holiday we had to pay extra for cleaning when I covered the entire room my mate and I stayed in with the sangria I had been throwing down my neck one evening.

Learnt a lot that holiday...!

[RAZOR]

 

 

Public toilet

 

Me and the girl both 14.

 

Swaggered onto the school bus on the Monday morning

 

What position min?

 

Dare say it couldn't have been doggy given it was your first time...

[BrianFaePerth]

MT, did it ever cross your mind that the parents actually wanted to to hear their daughter getting pumped?

 

 

"Is it in yet"

 

"I can't find your hole"

 

[dave_min]

@@RAZOR @DaveMin special relationship

Can confirm @@RAZOR wasn't the first women I violated.

[Henry]

[RAZOR]

@@RAZOR @DaveMin special relationship

Has Tup turned down your advances again?

[Don Fonte]

14, nearly 15 years old. Halfway up Broadhill with a bird I met at a Friday night ice disco. Magical stuff.

[rumpus]

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[manboobs109]

^ You are a fanny editing that Rumpy, it was funny.

[rumpus]

I know it was. But pricks like you (i.e. a bit simple) take shit like that literally and not the jocular intention.

[Poodler]

I was the original

 

40yearoldvirgin3.jpg

 

 

Couldnae work out how it was done , was it like this:

 

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or this:

 

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....and I STILL think a hard on was designed for pishing oo'er high walls.

 

 

Oh aye.....and a flat in Belgrave Terrace.

 

 

 

Just found this

 

 

@@phoenix what number? May have spent the last year bonking in amongst your auld pit

[For Fecks Sake]

Was in a meeting at work last week with a service provider and one of the lassies who was with them in the meeting for them was the very girl I lost my Nat king to some many years ago.

 

Have to say she has not aged that well (while I am obviously the same suave sophisticated hunk I always have been) but I did get a sly smile from her as she placed who i was.

 

Remember telling her at the time I was a virgin and she certainly made that night memorable, despite me blowing my wad after what was probably 1 minute ?