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#1949226 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Fridge on 31 May 2020 - 07:24 PM

Why did you nae fucking walk it off?

Could be a thread on it’s own, what’s the worst hangover you’ve ever had.

Always worse when you can’t have a recovery beer / sleep for 8 hours and instead you have to pretend you are fine when you actually want to kill yourself as it would be better than a migraine and trying nae to throw up listening to your birds Mum about some shit you don’t give a flying fuck about.
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#1947863 Coronavirus

Posted by Fridge on 28 May 2020 - 12:10 PM

Fucking outstanding conference from Sturgeon there. I’ll now take some questions.

“So Nicola can you confirm that what you are saying is exactly the same as what BJ said last week based on the same advice from top medical bananas? And if so why the fuck did you not agree”

Would have been my opener.
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#1947164 Cormack Thread

Posted by Fridge on 26 May 2020 - 07:42 PM

They could distribute the money better though.

Is anyone watching a St Mirren game at 12.30 on a Sunday. Are they fuck hence why Sky pay the fuck all.

But there could surely be a deal that says blah blah and everybody gets an exact cut.

Understand that Sky want to show the minks for viewing figures but giving them extra money just makes it less chance for any other team to compete which would be more enjoyable for everyone.
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#1947119 In The News

Posted by Fridge on 26 May 2020 - 06:23 PM

I don't think he can be going by his last post regarding the term ' alleged'.

Am I fuck just have to deal with it all the time and it is utter bullshit.

Maybe I don’t have an argument here but the amount of times I get legal emails, is the boy ok or aff his heid etc
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#1946452 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Fridge on 25 May 2020 - 12:58 PM

Fuck it I’ll do it tomorrow and invoice any legal fees to Bebo.

Fucking boot wasn’t working today. Hope she is out with her mates speaking about how much a ledge I am and should I give him my number.

Or I’m on fucking crimewatch and will now have to black up and wear a balaclava going to get my rowies.

Any advice Dad?
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#1946323 Aberdeen For All & Aberdna

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 10:59 PM

If you need tickets give me a shout.

250% commission though.
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#1946151 Next Seasons Kit..

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 05:21 PM

Zero always said that he hated that number and was bad luck.

Poor cunt was maybe right.
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#1946145 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 05:03 PM

Fuck it I’ll do it tomorrow and invoice any legal fees to Bebo.
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#1946142 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 05:02 PM


I’m apprehensive of taking of a sly photo of her tits. Taking one for the team here. Can you imagine “so Frigo why were you taking an illicit photo of some lassies tits in Sainsbury’s.“

My solicitor is a fucking ledge and shakes her head everytime I go in the door, she just laughs at what outrageous shit I’m away to produce be it work or personal. Knows fine she’ll have to work out employment law, contact the law society etc

But even she might despite the obscene amount of cash I give her might struggle with “so he took a photo of some hot birds tits in a shop who clearly politely knocked him back and posted it on a forum full of perverts.
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#1946106 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 03:23 PM

Well aright maybe nae 40 days on the spin.

Heartless bastards.
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#1946095 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 02:57 PM

Cheers min that has cheered me right up.

Na Fridge does not give up with out a fight. (Unless he gets kicked to fuck from junkies from behind and gets hospitalised)

Back tomorrow we’ll try, tactics are either buying a cute puppy or Rohypnol.
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#1946082 Aberdeen City Centre

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 02:29 PM

Fridgo goes to Sainsbury’s for the 40th day on the spin as the hot blonde lassie flirts with him all the time.

Finishing at 6 tonight so flippantly asked her if she had anything exciting on tonight. (Clearly deep down hoping she was going to fire her phone number at me but didn’t do it in a creepy Dad sex register way)

Making a roast for my partner.

0.1% of Frigo is thinking she is a Nymph and her partner is a bird and I’m getting invited round next time I pick up cans.

We all know this is completely not the case.

Ah no.
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#1945935 Next Seasons Kit..

Posted by Fridge on 24 May 2020 - 09:47 AM

My mum threw oot my JVC shirt.
She's dead now.

Bit fucking harsh killing her. She maybe shrank it in the wash by mistake.

I’ve still got mine, fucking ace.
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#1945124 Forgiving Legends

Posted by Fridge on 22 May 2020 - 06:48 PM

Come on MT, I always give you the benefit of the doubt but you are completely wrong here.

I used to go for a pint with Zero (he didn’t drink) but was always out with Mayer, Winters and Preece on Monday nights (they fucking all did drink like fuck) Still fucking really saddens me he is gone but they all used to joke that he was a showman ( and on his day was fantastic) but not a team player.

Not in away comparable to Jess. Can’t think of any players post the glory years better than Jess, possibly Hignett for the 4 games or whatever he played and raped us for cash.
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#1944514 Coronavirus

Posted by Fridge on 21 May 2020 - 12:48 PM

If you were running the show would you follow the lead of a clown who has led UK to second in the death league table?
Point scoring and petty politics, as you mistakenly see it, has ensured with have death rates per million far lower than the UK as a whole.

I suspect there are top fucking banana doctors in London hospitals and top fucking banana doctors in Scotland.

I doubt very much they are having conference calls every morning arguing what is the best thing to do.
They will all have the facts.

Why the fuck would BJ make a decision that is not based on medical fact from an expert and Sturgeon disagree.

It maybe that it is hitting areas at different times but I totally believe that Sturgeon is playing a game of we care more about the Scots than you do and now is not the time to be doing it in my opinion.
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