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And tales of such escapades.

I hate it and I’m fucking useless at it . If I had a plan I could execute or maybe some training it might be a different story but I’ve never been one for inflicting physical pain on another human.

Not been in a good scrap for years and normally use my wit and decent pace over 100 yards to avoid such stuff.

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Never been a fan of fighting but unfortunately when there has been no other option but to get involved I have and always regretted it. Usually involved some little mouthy tink trying to impress his burd.

 

Personally grown men always look right tits when fighting - the fight scene in Bridget Jones Diary pretty much sums it up for me.

 

As for tales of fighting, guranteed to be overblown and exaggerated and some people like to portray themselves as some sort of UFC legend whereas the reality was it was more handbags and posturing with very few punches being thrown. Or the other reality was it was a 4 v 1 situation but that stat would never get mentioned in the story.

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There's few things as sad as a grown man wrestling in the street with another grown man... beer bellies swinging like wrecking balls as their thin, cheaply made Poundstretcher T-Shirts are shredded in the first few seconds of the encounter.  Wildly swinging poorly executed punches at thin air, while their wives, in their plastic shoes and ripped tights, scream "Fuckin' do him, Gary!" or other such expert technical advice. 

 

Perversely I do like watching drunk Russians and Pikeys fighting in the street like stinking animals.  :fight:

 

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There's few things as sad as a grown man wrestling in the street with another grown man... beer bellies swinging like wrecking balls as their thin, cheaply made Poundstretcher T-Shirts are shredded in the first few seconds of the encounter.  Wildly swinging poorly executed punches at thin air, while their wives, in their plastic shoes and ripped tights, scream "Fuckin' do him, Gary!" or other such expert technical advice. 

 

Perversely I do like watching drunk Russians and Pikeys fighting in the street like stinking animals.  :fight:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzCnqJ0JMio

Ha ha, lads gettin laid out all over the shop there.

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There's few things as sad as a grown man wrestling in the street with another grown man... beer bellies swinging like wrecking balls as their thin, cheaply made Poundstretcher T-Shirts are shredded in the first few seconds of the encounter.  Wildly swinging poorly executed punches at thin air, while their wives, in their plastic shoes and ripped tights, scream "Fuckin' do him, Gary!" or other such expert technical advice. 

 

Perversely I do like watching drunk Russians and Pikeys fighting in the street like stinking animals.  :fight:

 

 

It's they Irish caravan pricks that get to me. Fucking braindead country. But in answer to the OP - nope. I haven't had a fight since the last time I got my face punched in. Kinda makes sense not to bother with it.

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Women scrapping is incredible IMO. The less attire the better ofcourse, but fantastic none the less.

Reminds me of Belmont Street 10 years ago wa like a scene out the warriors at times.

 

Never out later than 12 these days but imaging it would all be in blokes in half mast skinny jeans with no socks and t shirts three times to big slapping each other

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Women scrapping is incredible IMO. The less attire the better ofcourse, but fantastic none the less.

Reminds me of Belmont Street 10 years ago wa like a scene out the warriors at times.

 

Never out later than 12 these days but imaging it would all be in blokes in half mast skinny jeans with no socks and t shirts three times to big slapping each other

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I enjoy antagonising people and being in the hostile atmos.

 

I'm never the main event though

 

 

 

Edit, I was in February when I floored a bully, broke my wrist, got a MK jaiket nicked by a coon and got it back as the result of my aggressive homosexual friend. Fechtin isn't for me

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I don't mind watching two cunts going toe to toe but i fucking hate seeing some cunt booting another on the heid or that stamping shite. I got jumped by Celtic casuals years ago and weirdly didn't really feel a thing despite some wifie spectator telling me afterwards that she thought they were killing me.

 

Fucking bastards. 

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I will take the slightly contrary view, that I dislike fighting, BUT, on the few occasions where I have felt forced into it, I've quite enjoyed the ones I've won, but disliked the ones I've lost.

 

I can confidently assert that I have never started a fight, and prefer words to fists.

 

I think if everyone were completely honest about it though, if some Ned comes up doing that whole, chest sticking out, swaggering monkey walk uttering phrases like "I'll burst ya min".   They would find it very satisfying just to lay the cunt out.

 

So while I dislike the old "macho" shite, I find it preferable the girly-man culture where at the slightest hint of contact or aggression is met with mental collapse and screams of "call the police, I feel threatened, find me a safe space" and suchlike.

 

As far as MMA, Boxing, organised scraps between groups of like minded individuals etc.  I say go for it, and whilst not particularly liking MMA, I quite enjoy a good boxing match.....the film Warrior was ace though.

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As for tales of fighting, guranteed to be overblown and exaggerated and some people like to portray themselves as some sort of UFC legend whereas the reality was it was more handbags and posturing with very few punches being thrown. Or the other reality was it was a 4 v 1 situation but that stat would never get mentioned in the story.

Sound the minijc klaxon!

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