Translation: the wife told me I was coming home on the Sunday.
As much as you'd like that to be true to get a giggle, simply not the case. My wife hasn't switched to psycho bitch mode yet, only married 3 years so I'll give it another few years then we can revist this.
Not enough holidays is believe it or not the real reason. I only have 2 days left, and want to use them around X-Mas with the wee one and have a decent build up. Awwwww cute.