maryhilldon Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Got hit by a car once as well. And a motorbike. And a slow moving bus. You must've been shite at Frogger? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Bugger burning to death, if i had to choose I would opt for drowning. Link to comment
tiktak Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Of the two options got to go with drowning. Personally I want to put a bullet through my brain. Quick and effective.Hypothermia doesn't sound too bad either. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Of the two options got to go with drowning. Personally I want to put a bullet through my brain. Quick and effective.Fuck sake man I was hoping you'd chilled oot. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Personally I want to put a bullet through my brain. Quick and effective.Hypothermia doesn't sound too bad either.Feelin a bit glum? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 I think wi burning to death your pain receptors eventually just shut off so you burn away for a bit, conscious, then black out. Link to comment
tiktak Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Fuck sake man I was hoping you'd chilled oot. Didn't say it was imminent like, simply replying to the question. Link to comment
tiktak Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 I think wi burning to death your pain receptors eventually just shut off so you burn away for a bit, conscious, then black out. Burning sounds sore as fuck. In a house fire situation, if I felt there was no way out and burning was a cert then I'd start inhaling fumes as much as possible hopefully passing out before the burny bit arrived. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Apparently the most serene way to go drowning (in terms of a thing being it and no a injection or whatever).You're thinking of a strangle wank. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Burning sounds sore as fuck. In a house fire situation, if I felt there was no way out and burning was a cert then I'd start inhaling fumes as much as possible hopefully passing out before the burny bit arrived.Just keep Heroin on you at all times Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 I know suicide wasn’t their intention but dying on Everest in a massive queue of unfit Wall Street hedge fund managers who’ve paid corrupt Sherpas to tick Everest off their bucket lists, waiting on your shottie to climb a fucking ladder to the summit for a crap selfie. It would certainly be a time for reflection. Reflection As in “fuck life!” Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Mind that missionary boy that travelled to some isolated island and the tribe cunts killed him when he stepped off the boat? Both a shite and superb way to go Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Set on fire. I’d just sit like one of those Buddhists. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Watch porn or ride your missus? Right now I'm preferring porn. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Watch porn or ride your missus? Right now I'm preferring porn.To be fair I've ridden your missus so understand why you would prefer porn Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I'm on a porn detox. It fucks with your head man. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 What's your site of choice, always been a x hamster fan but appreciate other sites are available Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 To be fair I've ridden your missus so understand why you would prefer porn Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Do you pretend that they are your boyfriend?I pretend that they are you Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 30, 2019 Author Share Posted June 30, 2019 flattened more like with moobs on top Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 ^^ can you two just get a fucking room, you can cut the sexual tension between you two with a blunt butter knife 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 2, 2019 Author Share Posted July 2, 2019 Thread update !!!!! 14 Russian sailors suffer both burning and drowning as they are killed due to a fire on a submarine . !! Can you imagine ?? FUCKING FUCK THAT Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Thread update !!!!! 14 Russian sailors suffer both burning and drowning as they are killed due to a fire on a submarine . !! Can you imagine ?? FUCKING FUCK THATWhat category is that under? Cant find it on pornhub. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 2, 2019 Author Share Posted July 2, 2019 What category is that under? Cant find it on pornhub.Sub. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Would you rather live in Africa or die plunging thousands of miles through the air from the wheel space on a plane? Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Must've been quite the surprise when that spade crashed into the garden Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Just saw someone on the beeb news ask “what if he’d been carrying a bomb”. Why in the name of fuck would you climb on board an undercarriage (fnaarr) to fly to certain death and take a bomb with you? Here’s a thought, chuck the bomb into the undercarriage and go and get laid ffs. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Just saw someone on the beeb news ask “what if he’d been carrying a bomb”. Why in the name of fuck would you climb on board an undercarriage (fnaarr) to fly to certain death and take a bomb with you? Here’s a thought, chuck the bomb into the undercarriage and go and get laid ffs.You do get suicide bombers 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Sometimes wonder about these folk that apply to get Euthanasia and get refused. Surely you just get someone to purchase a shit load of heroin. As longs you inject it yourself whoever sourced it would be fine and you’d probably have a hoot before never waking up. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Would you rather... Have a pint with Parklife... Or... Let Dad babysit your children for an hour? Link to comment
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