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Still would.

How much is it then? Let's see your figures for construction, installation and per day in use. This'll be good.

Wrong spy idiot. He was asking FFS.

I was single for six years because I'm too hot to date and men are 'scared off' by my good looks | Daily Mail Online I doubt it's your good looks that scare them off love.

What a bizarre take on events you have.

Why is that article benefitting Israel? If anything it's making them look like a bunch of arseholes. "Tensions have been building, and it's not clear what caused the overnight outbreak. Footage online appears to show people throwing things at the pro-Palestinian camp, and fireworks being set off"

Just chucking truth bombs pal. Pro Palestinian protest disrupted by violence. Can't for the life of me work out why that's got you all worked up. It's not even fishing. Just waffle.

Just throwing out the sensible stuff at you. It's a tricky thing to report and miss any mention of violence or the protest reason. You'd not know what the fuck was going on otherwise. It's good when you get context to a report. What's happening here? No idea. Are they protesting? Yeah. What about? Can't say. Why not? Not allowed. Might offend the Jews.

Yeah against karate? I reckon he's seen the bears, ran off then took the video and is showing off to his mates. Sounds a very Bluto-esque 15 pint session story to me. Completely fabricated.

What's the alternative headline? There is violence. It is a pro Palestinian protest. Struggling to see what else they could have come up with. Bit of a stramash at Campus get together?

It's exactly the same. Exactly Zeus. As do Liverpool. Both are leaving at the end of the season. Both new managers are still with their current clubs.

Time is kick off? 12.30 as usual?

Bonkers. Has the new Liverpool manager joined them from Feyenoord yet? Exactly.

Not nearly so effective when you do it. I'm right. O'Sullivan as big an arsehole as he is makes it exciting. Higgins etc. just a grind watching them sometimes. Robertson mixes it up a bit and is a big miss this time round.

That was the joke Eric.