Don Fonte Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Are they the black and white ones that can't get hard ons? I'd better one nae bother.Nah that's a koala ya thick cunt. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Just toss some bamboo down beside it, and kick fuck out of his kneecap whilst the gormless cunt reaches for it.How can you tell where Moobs kneecaps are? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Just up from his fanklesAway and enjoy your holiday you fucking gimp Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Of all the big strong animals, the panda is the easiest to beat. Stupid dumb big arseholes they are. Nothing against them - just no confidence in them.Are they the snow ones? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Nah. "It's cheap and its embarrassing" - Lenny "The Guvnor" McLean. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Who wants a square go? Leather the lot of yous. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Have you ever punched your sister right in the ovaries? Right in the baby maker.Too close to an abortion for Clydesdales liking Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Who wants a square go? Leather the lot of yous.Come to hearts away Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I don't mind watching two cunts going toe to toe but i fucking hate seeing some cunt booting another on the heid or that stamping shite. I got jumped by Celtic casuals years ago and weirdly didn't really feel a thing despite some wifie spectator telling me afterwards that she thought they were killing me. Fucking bastards. No you never. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 No you never. I most certainly did. Near Hampden, wintertime, lying in the snow,getting a sound kicking. What's with the weird comment? Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Dammit, my contrary nature is getting the better of me..... So how did you know they were Celtic casuals.It would be vaguely awesome if you were so hard that, whilst getting a shoeing, you struck up a conversation.... Dunt!!!"So lads, tell me a bit about yourselves while we're all here"Blooter!!!!"Ah, casuals you say? Well that certainly explains our current encounter"Ooft!!!"You're trainers are Gola minker trainers though...times hard for you since your dad gave up the stealing?"Thwack!!! 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 A beating for no reason other than being there, or did you goad them with a quip of some type? They stopped and asked me what team i supported and I replied Scotland. (one of the cunts had one of those Celtic 'ski hats' on). They let me go on my way and a couple of minutes later passed me on a bus, recognised me, and started banging the windows , 'v' signs etc. As the bus pulled away I flung an empty irn bru bottle at the window, cracking it, and pulled open my jacket to reveal my AFC shirt. The next bus stop was a good distance away and i ran off. Next thing I heard is the cunts sprinting behind me about 30 metres away , having got off the bus, and fuck knows how , guessing which route I had taken to walk home.A kicking ensued. They stopped when some guy and his mate stopped their car and dragged me out. So it was kind of my fault, yes. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Come to hearts awayFuck that. Nae room for passengers. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 They stopped and asked me what team i supported and I replied Scotland. (one of the cunts had one of those Celtic 'ski hats' on). They let me go on my way and a couple of minutes later passed me on a bus, recognised me, and started banging the windows , 'v' signs etc. As the bus pulled away I flung an empty irn bru bottle at the window, cracking it, and pulled open my jacket to reveal my AFC shirt. The next bus stop was a good distance away and i ran off. Next thing I heard is the cunts sprinting behind me about 30 metres away , having got off the bus, and fuck knows how , guessing which route I had taken to walk home.A kicking ensued. They stopped when some guy and his mate stopped their car and dragged me out. So it was kind of my fault, yes.I like you Hanz min but how the fuck did you not get away with a 30m head start? You must be very slow or as fat as manboobs. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 The cunts were already sprinting so by the time I started to run it was a lost cause. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 I like you Hanz min but how the fuck did you not get away with a 30m head start? You must be very slow or as fat as manboobs. Hans has vry quickly verged into millertime territory Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 The cunts were already sprinting so by the time I started to run it was a lost cause.Pricks. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 Hans has vry quickly verged into millertime territory not at all. 100% true. If it was made up I'd have said that I went all Jackie Chan on them and demolished the fucks one by one. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 I had a bottle of Kouros in the house iirc. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 I'm more saddened that someone would admit to supporting Scotland, even if it was merely a very cunning story to avoid a hiding, which the daft cunt got anyway. In fact, Hans, you've had a fucking nightmare here you wee prick. You deserved it. Sorry Grays, but no ones going to back up a Hibs supporter who's fled Leith to bum transsexuals in Brazil over an Aberdeen supporter................okay a few on here might 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Not sure if that should be the shit superhero thread or not? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 As the bus pulled away I flung an empty irn bru bottle at the window, cracking it, and pulled open my jacket to reveal my AFC shirt. Not a million miles away Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 I'm more saddened that someone would admit to supporting Scotland, even if it was merely a very cunning story to avoid a hiding, which the daft cunt got anyway. In fact, Hans, you've had a fucking nightmare here you wee prick. You deserved it.With hindsight I could have done things differently.At the time , afterwards, I spent ages trying to clean myself up so my ol’ man wouldnt find out . He’d have went storming out looking for the cunts. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Medium. Getting chinned is no fun + worrying about the plod/getting seen again isn’t worth the 30 seconds of joy when you plant someone. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Haven't had a fight since I was 15, and it wasn't even mine, just sticking up for a mate. Waste of time. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Sooper I’m saddened by this. What sort of lad runs away from Tims. You would have filled your pants, then hobbled away. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 If you saw a priest banging a 12 year old boy Would you fight him? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 If you saw a priest banging a 12 year old boy Would you fight him?Depends if it was consensual/reciprocal lovemaking. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 If you saw a priest banging a 12 year old boy Would you fight him?Would be a great question at a job interview. 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 Depends if it was consensual/reciprocal lovemaking.I was meaning the boy for his wicked tempting ways... Link to comment
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